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Alex Sexton
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Alex Sexton
Pierre
@SlexAxton
Fun and cool/strong — onions are my own. Eng @pierrecomputer – prev @stripe @jquery @yayquery
Austin, TX
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Aug 18, 2016
    What if instead of self-driving trucks we had direct lines between common shipping locations so traffic coulDAMMIT I invented trains again.
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Nov 7, 2020
    I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good.
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
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    Nov 7, 2020
    Replying to @SlexAxton
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN “ITS A HOTEL?!”
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Jun 8, 2019
    My favorite instagram feature is how every time I open the app, I see a photo/video that looks interesting and then the entire application refreshes and it’s gone forever.
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Nov 7, 2020
    Replying to @SlexAxton
    In case you didn’t see how normal it went:
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Apr 11, 2020
    A message about security from the CEO of Zoom 😉
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
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    Nov 7, 2020
    Replying to @ArmandDoma and @izs
    “Four Seasons gave me a really hard time about reserving for today but i talked them down to $15k for the whole thing.”
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    May 31, 2024
    Today is my last day at Stripe. Made it just over 11 years! I memorized all your credit card numbers, you idiots. You just gave them right to me.
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Apr 27, 2019
    After you turn 30 the “walk of shame” becomes showing up at Home Depot 30 minutes after you were just there.
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Oct 18, 2019
    free startup idea: a date picker
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Nov 4, 2016
    Thanks for connecting your phone to your car! I went ahead and assumed that you'd like to listen to the alphabetically first song in itunes.
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Nov 26, 2023
    Cleaning a bit and came across my @jeresig autographed copy of jQuery 1.4.2.
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Jun 3, 2024
    Replying to @emmaloffhagen and @claudcockerell
    Explain aluminum
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    Alex Sexton
    Pierre
    @SlexAxton
    Jul 6, 2020
    I’m excited for the new stripe.com/us to begin rolling out. A) because it’s beautiful and the team did a great job, but B) because I’ve been sitting on this video of @bdc trying to animate the wave background and hitting a snag for a few months now.
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