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Jeff Ross
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I only roast the ones I love
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    Jeff Ross
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    Jun 19, 2018
    I met a father & son as they crossed over. They weren’t criminals. They were running from criminals. I hope they’re ok. Please share. #KeepFamilesTogether
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    Jeff Ross
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    Mar 2, 2015
    Roasters, Check my new #Instagram @TheRealJeffreyRoss to follow my preparation for the #BieberRoast over the next few weeks. 😩
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    Jeff Ross
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    Mar 13, 2015
    Aren't we fedorable? #BieberRoast rehearsal with the man of the hour... @justinbieber. This is gonna be bananas! moby.to/1t6y8o
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    Jeff Ross
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    Mar 5, 2015
    I dreamed about this a year ago and now it's really happening. Will you be watchin? instagram.com/p/z27FFQzWsb/
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    Jeff Ross
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    Apr 12, 2022
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    Jeff Ross
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    Mar 27, 2019
    BREAKING NEWS: Jussie Smollet accepted to USC.
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    Jeff Ross
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    Dec 25, 2020
    BREAKING NEWS: President Trump just pardoned Kid Rock’s last three albums.
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    Jeff Ross
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    Dec 31, 2021
    RIP to the great Betty White. I warned her to check that coke for Fentanyl.
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    Jeff Ross
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    May 31, 2020
    Some looters broke into @TheComedyStore and did ten minutes.
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    Jeff Ross
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    Aug 26, 2017
    Breaking News: President Trump to pardon Confederate General Robert E Lee.
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    Jeff Ross
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    Nov 18, 2019
    Yes — a gateway to Led Fuckin Zepplin.
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    The Hill
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    Nov 18, 2019
    Biden says he won't legalize marijuana because it may be a "gateway drug" hill.cm/oxttxtA
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    Jeff Ross
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    Jan 7, 2021
    BREAKING NEWS: President Trump is now on MySpace.
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    Jeff Ross
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    Dec 31, 2022
    I loved his eggs. This one hurts. Breakfast will never be the same.
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    NBC News
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    Dec 31, 2022
    BREAKING: Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI dies at 95. nbcnews.to/3WDiOpT
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    Jeff Ross
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    Sep 12, 2018
    I’m offended by people who are constantly offended.

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