My official apology for looking like I played a sport and confusing people at celebrity athlete events.
- Bought a golf cart randomly last month and now me and my dad wait until the local muni is closed and go work on short game til the sun sets. He said, “Buying this golf cart for you was the best get you ever got me.” I’ve never felt more appreciated for tricking off in my life.
- PSA: We too old to just sleep it off. Stop playing through it and go fix it.
- Bought a house I could put a sim in and actually put a sim in it. This one of my biggest achievements as a home owning golfer.
- I said it before. I’ll say it again. There’s a sweet spot and then there’s whatever part of the club @McIlroyRory hits. What kinda gap wedge makes this intergalactic ass sound? 😂
- This happened at Riv today. I pray I’m never this late for a tee time, but I do pray for the means to pull up this way if I was 😂
- Just watched episode 5 of the @Internetinvite. I’m no longer ashamed of getting whooped by Dalke. How good does your teammate have to be to get that response out of you?
- My blades phase was one of the worst phases of my golf career. I was lying to myself and unknowingly humiliating myself in front of the very people I was seeking validation from. Avoid this phase literally and metaphorically for a better life.
- Hard to explain it thoroughly but feeling way more drawn to some of the European @PGATOUR players. They leave home and find pieces of it in each other. Not overly media trained so their expressions are more thoughtful and authentic. Just good people. We are blessed to have em.
- How do you make sure no one cheats in a Scramble? Protecting this format is becoming part of my life’s work.
- Not this hourly forecast in Chicago lookin like a First Rd leaderboard 😂
- Can yall tell me how you really felt about the Creator Classic today. For me: It was one of the most fun events I ever played in.
- How to finesse your way into more CC Invites ⛳️🏌🏾♂️😅
