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The Wee Man
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The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison is on at The Stand Wee Room, March 16th, Comedian Rap Battles at Blackfriars March 27th. Meh.
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    The Wee Man
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    May 16, 2025
    The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, a play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison is on at @StandComedyClub 2 for the last week of the Edinburgh Fringe. Tix in Linktree.
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    May 15, 2021
    That World War Z sequel they're filming in George Square looks shit. Running zombies would never be that fat.
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    Nov 29, 2018
    How to speak Scots.
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    Sep 5, 2018
    Beasthunters Live
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    Jan 22, 2019
    Why do Americans pronounce Craig as Cregg? It's written down for them and everything.
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    Jan 12, 2018
    Went on the profiles of guys insisting on using 'chinky' or 'paki' when describing a takeaway or shop. Here's my artist's impression of aw of them. Every single one, Gaz (pictured wi his pal Gaz) Been to see Kasabian 3 times. Tweets racism most days. Has picture of 2Pac as header
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    Jun 18, 2020
    Statue Protectors
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    The Wee Man
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    Aug 13, 2020
    Remembering how to smile at strangers.
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    The Wee Man
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    Feb 21, 2019
    Bandersnatch 2
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    The Wee Man
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    May 5, 2017
    Shettleston Young Team
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    The Wee Man
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    May 13, 2020
    I've been going for my runs so long now I've become a bit of a road warrior.
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    Feb 5, 2020
    Replying to @WeAreSTV
    "My cat's now on medication for anxiety and depression." Without any words this facial expression says perfectly what everyone was thinking to that: "Mon tae fuck hen."
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    The Wee Man
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    Jun 12, 2020
    I think they should gradually lift the boards until they reveal Churchill's cock like in Naked Attraction.
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    The Wee Man
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    Dec 13, 2018
    Replying to @nytimes
    60 quid was stolen off me on the promise that I would see cats who could sing and dance. Turns out it was a bunch of actors who looked less like cats and more like Bowie during his heroin phase.
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