Interesting Fact of the Day: If Robert Jenrick were to catch 50 fare dodgers a day, recouping £2.90 each time for the taxpayer, it would take him well over 1,000 years to recoup the amount the taxpayer lost when he helped a major Tory donor avoid a £45m tax bill back in 2020.
BREAKING! Matt Hancock’s wife hospitalised with prolonged laughing fit after the former Health Secretary publicly dumped by UN for someone they like better
BREAKING! Prince Andrew’s lawyers insist current lawsuit could set “dangerous precedent” that rich people are no longer protected when they pay people off after doing terrible things to them
