I’ll tell you a hospital tale
A patient, anemic, so pale.
That we drilled into the bone
For the marrow, his own,
To show where his red cells did fail.
Synopsis: I’m a Family Practitioner from Sioux City, Iowa. In 2010 I danced back from the brink of burnout, and, honoring a 1-year non-compete clause, traveled and worked in out-of-the-way places in Alaska, Nebraska, Iowa, and New Zealand. After 3 Community Health years, I took temporary gigs in Iowa, Pennsylvania, Nebraska, Canada, and Alaska. Since the pandemic, I worked telemedicine, a COVID-19 clinic, a VA clinic, and spots in Texas, Iowa, and Pennsylvania. This summer, I got rescued from a war zone. After getting down-sized from circuit riding rural clinics, I have taken a position close to home
I have been looking into several cases of anemia in the last couple of weeks.
In the course of explaining to one patient why I wanted to launch an investigation of anemia, I stopped and I said, “Look, don’t get real impressed. It just so happens I read an article about this problem 2 nights ago.”
And then I went on to talk about the first hospital patient assigned to me as a third-year medical student.
At that time, doctors used to hospitalize patients for diagnostic studies. The docs made money, the hospitals made money. A few years later, insurance companies decided not to pay hospital rates if investigations could be done outside a hospital.
At a time when we referred to medical texts rather than search engines, I hit the medical staff library. The investigation of anemia lends itself to a stepwise protocol, which I followed under the direction of the hematologist. I quickly ruled out the common anemias and went on to search for increasingly uncommon diseases. The very last step, a bone marrow biopsy, revealed the rarest of the rare anemias, a disease with 16 syllables. And which I have never seen since.
Because firsts make big impressions, I remembered.
While explaining to my patient why I found a simple explanation logically unsatisfying, I had to talk about why the workup of anemia has changed so little.
After the patient exited, the no-show holes in my schedule left me free to research. In 2026, I can access the world’s largest library from my computer (I can also do so from my phone, but I type faster on a keyboard). I went to one of my favorite websites, American Academy of Family Practice, and found a new wrinkle in an old algorithm: check for celiac disease.
We’ve known about celiac for hundreds of years, but we didn’t have really good testing till this century. Without proper dietary management, that gluten sensitivity can lead to lots of other problems, from vitamin deficiencies to anemia to malignancies.
Gut upset from grain products does not necessarily mean the person has celiac, because 21st century American baked products use supplemental gluten.
The investigation of the patient’s problem will continue in a step-wise fashion. I put in orders for 8 more tests, but even if those come back normal, I will still have diagostics to pursue.
And just like 50 years ago, if diagnosis eludes all the other studies, the last test would be a bone marrow biopsy, looking for a 16-syllable disease which might or might not respond to a vitamin.