Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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If anything, reading the manual made it worse…
Right there’s your problem – got too much mehee in your muhym…
Photo courtesy of Joshua Steinberg.
Instructions on a blood pressure cuff.
(49 votes, average: 4.94 out of 5)
Loading...You’re young and still horrifying…
Hard to drive when I get liquor head…
Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch.
Spotted in China.
(22 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)Loading...We’re gonna need that office returned…
Spitting waste material is my forte…
Photo courtesy of Jeremy Siegel.
Spotted in China.
(20 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...No chit…
Photo courtesy of Jeff Smith.
(45 votes, average: 1.87 out of 5)Loading...I’m not used to use…
Oh, it definitely has remained washing’s entering…
Photo courtesy of G.E.T.
Found at hotel in Japan.
(28 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Yes, the ramming is relaxing…
If you can play with more than 2 balls you have graduated…
Photo courtesy of T.H.
Found in China.
(26 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)Loading...Keep an eye on your mentalpatients…
Rulers are made to be broken…
Photo courtesy of TFH.
(15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Turns out the bear did it…
Photo courtesy of David Edelstein.
Ropeway sign found in Kachi, Japan.
(28 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)Loading...There goes my plan to use it after I used it…
Challenge accepted.
Photo courtesy of Bryan Paepke.
(35 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Have you loss common sense?
Photo courtesy of Taren Nauxen.
Warning label from lava lamp.
(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...
