it’s so accurate it’s actually devastating

do people in public know what headphones are

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

do u ever just feel it happening

i wanna talk about this shot

really humbling to find the obviously good looking man good looking. I am but a sheep.

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"