Java_Addiction

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

do u ever just feel it happening

Sun, 17 May 2026 19:27:46 -0600

molabuddy:

do u ever just feel it happening

bored-dromaeosaur:shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:teslaswife: microrover: unmovable-javeline: kali...

Sun, 17 May 2026 19:13:49 -0600

bored-dromaeosaur:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
teslaswife:

microrover:

unmovable-javeline:

kalichnikov:

kalichnikov:

i wanna talk about this shot

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

God fucking damn it

really humbling to find the obviously good looking man good looking. I am but a sheep.

Sun, 17 May 2026 19:06:43 -0600

weird-goodbyes:

really humbling to find the obviously good looking man good looking. I am but a sheep.

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing…

Sun, 17 May 2026 19:04:41 -0600

rylandgraces:

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the…

Sun, 17 May 2026 02:20:40 -0600

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

lachrymose-lyricist:
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:
current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like “oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary ~~(tumblr knows what im talking about)~~—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name.”
5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn’t burn it was “restructured” to “increase shareholder profits”
and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.
i am scouring the internet ~~like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics~~ for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:
the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history…
is this of any use
SO IT IS!!!
Archer statue from the Temple of Aphaia (ca. 480 BC) next to a reconstruction of its original paint job:
The leggings and sleeves would have created using a method called SPRANG which predates knitting and is over 3,000 years old. What’s even sexier is modern artisans managed to recreate the entire outfit using the original method!
Mmm-HMM, love me a shapely thigh in harlequin hosiery. Put👏men👏in👏clingy-ass👏clothing👏again👏👏👏
Unfortunately english sources are hard to find, partly because Google’s a shithole, but also because this textile project comes from a German museum, in Germany, where people tend to speak (and publish) in German. That said, the original link is to a short-but-sweet article I would have had no problem finding in 30 seconds a mere few years ago. fortunately i have clever beautiful insane people following me, but alas not everyone has such luxury. thanks to everyone in the notes who shoved themselves down this rabbithole with me!
in conclusion let us take a moment to sincerely wish Google a very burn in hell🙏

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only…

Sun, 17 May 2026 02:04:53 -0600

fvckw4d:

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only “delayed it” until “the later half of 2026.” They are hoping you will forget while they quietly roll it out when no one is looking. Continue to message them about it. Continue to talk about it. Make it clear this is unacceptable. Discord is one of the only places left you can even talk about or share adult content in private at scale anymore. They will tell you “its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw” but fuck them and fuck people who say that shit.

made you some graphics to help you remember

Sun, 17 May 2026 02:01:22 -0600

nonbinaryjudean:

ALT
ALT
made you some graphics to help you remember

Come and Join House Tigris!

Sat, 16 May 2026 17:52:34 -0600

littlebiterbeetle:

I did end up making that community for tfsmp oc’s and sonas. If you are interested, click the link below!
Join House Tigris (TFSMP OC Community) • Community on Tumblr
All new members must be approved in an attempt to avoid bots and spam!

“Doomed yuri” this, “doomed yaoi” that

Sat, 16 May 2026 17:47:50 -0600

doodlespatulas:

“Doomed yuri” this, “doomed yaoi” that
WHAT ABOUT DOOMED SIBLINGS
What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You…

Sat, 16 May 2026 17:47:27 -0600

catsbypawty:

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
Begin.

gadget!!!!!

Sat, 16 May 2026 17:41:12 -0600

lilacfeatherss:

gadget!!!!!

broadsword. broadsword please. please remove genderlocked hairstyles in swtor. I am BEGGING you.

Sat, 16 May 2026 17:38:40 -0600

minedgames:

broadsword. broadsword please. please remove genderlocked hairstyles in swtor. I am BEGGING you.

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

Sat, 16 May 2026 15:24:57 -0600

letmefixthatforyou:

friend-crow:
I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can’t use ctrl+f to find the specific information I’m looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don’t want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

Sat, 16 May 2026 04:12:22 -0600

freakoutgirl:

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

“Can’t pour from an empty cup”, but it’s about your parents trying to teach you to respect them when…

Sat, 16 May 2026 04:09:32 -0600

rebel-hunk-enjoyer:

homunculus-argument:
“Can’t pour from an empty cup”, but it’s about your parents trying to teach you to respect them when they’ve never respected a single thing in their entire lives.
Learning from child themed media that respect is a two-day street and you should treat others the way you want to be treated and then your parent tells you do shut the fuck up “because they said so” and you realize at a very small age that there are rules for children and rules for adults and the entire world is built on unequal ground.

Java_Addiction

it’s so accurate it’s actually devastating

do people in public know what headphones are

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely…

do u ever just feel it happening

bored-dromaeosaur:shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:teslaswife: microrover: unmovable-javeline: kali...

really humbling to find the obviously good looking man good looking. I am but a sheep.

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing…

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the…

and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.

SO IT IS!!!

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only…

made you some graphics to help you remember

Come and Join House Tigris!

“Doomed yuri” this, “doomed yaoi” that

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You…

gadget!!!!!

broadsword. broadsword please. please remove genderlocked hairstyles in swtor. I am BEGGING you.

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

“Can’t pour from an empty cup”, but it’s about your parents trying to teach you to respect them when…

Character duo where one remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes is a completely…