Make a Fucking Website

Tired of asking nicely

Oh nice social media account, did your Zuckerberg give it to you? Aww, how cute. Now grow the fuck up and get your own fucking website.

You might be thinking "oh making a website is hard! I don't like hard!" Bitch, you use social media, it's no harder than using any social media app. You can do this. Don't believe me? Ten year-olds, for decades, have been making websites on fucking Neopets. It is not even a fair fight, those ten year-olds can, and will, kick your ass.

It's less effort to make a website than it is to manage your fucking algorithm. You live at the will of big tech and they will kill you. Take back control. Own your story. Kick Zuckerberg in the teeth. That last one is a stretch goal, but I believe you could be the one to do it.

Ideas for a Website

I don't give a shit what you make, just make something. You got a business? What that business do? Tell me. Do not send me to your fucking Yelp page, I do not give a shit about that. Tell me what you fucking offer using your own words. Pictures too, if you want. Bitch, nobody is out there rating your business unless you pissed them off. Probably by asking for a fucking five star review!

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