Tue, 17 Feb 2026 19:34:30 +0000

There are not enough open microphones at the Olympics. We were blessed by a "GOD DAMNIT" from Eileen Gu when she fell off the rail on her last run of slopestyle and a "fucking sick" from Megan Oldham when landing her last jump at big air. It does more to humanize the athletes than anything the commentators seem to say

Fortunately curling has microphones on everyone so we get to hear Canada lose their minds every time they're caught double-touching