To the tune of The Lumberjack Song by by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson.
Oh, I’m a senator, and I’m NOT GAY,
I troll at night, and I work all day.
He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.
I swipe my hand, I tap my foot,
In airport lavatories,
But gay? Not me! Just wide-stanced, please ignore the stories.
Police Dept. Undercover Cop Division:
He swipes his hand, he taps his foot,
In airport lavatories,
But gay? Not him! Just wide-stanced, please ignore the stories.
Chorus:
He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.
I cruise men’s rooms, I peek in stalls,
Very dark and noisy,
Let me stay in D.C., can’t get laid in Boise.
Religious right:
He’ll cruise men’s rooms, he peeks in stalls,
Very dark and noisy,
Let him stay in D.C., can’t get laid in Boise.
Chorus:
He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.
Oh, I’m all male, and i vote down,
Pro-gay legislation,
To diss the guy who blew me, down in Union Station.
Yes, he’s all male, he voted down,
Pro-gay legislation…
And dissed the guy who blew him, down in Union Station!
Arresting Officer:
You ARE Republican and you ARE GAY
You’re under arrest, so come this way!
You ARE Republican and you ARE GAY
You’re under arrest, so come this way!
©mikk0 and nonnie9999
Send all correspondence to the Mighty Mikk0Mouse. This was all his idea!!!
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