Innovate. Disrupt. Metabolize. And a buncha other words I never learned for the SAT. It's the Stupid Hackathon Intended To Help Academically Challenge Kids and Students.
Get ready for hacks that are gonna revolutionize whole industries, become the next big startup, solve real-world problems, and work entirely as described. And then get ready to be disappointed cause ya ain't finding none of that here.
(Dear Devpost: we promise this is a real event we're having please don't unpublish us)
Prizes
sHackiest sHack (Audience Choice)
Most Innovative Way to Envision Human Beings as Glassware
Educational Hack Most Likely to Corrupt Today’s Youth
Second Best Use of Markers
Most Generous Definition of Farm
Most Hardcoded Use of Machine Learning
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Most Realistic Metaphor for What Happens When Governments Try to Get Rid of Big Business
Best Hack to Also Be a Kind of Chicken
Best Eleftronjc Hadk
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Increasing #Diversity in Tech by Insulting Literally Everyone in Japan and All Women Everywhere
Best Drawing Not of a Rock
Most Appropriate Way to Treat Apple Products
Best Hack for Social Bad
Best Use of Fortnite
Fugliest UI/UX
Best Entreprenepetrperutenpterial Spirit
Most Rigged Demo
Potpourri
Most Categories Qualified For
The Wow, That Is Such A Jacob Adams Thing To Do Award
Biggest Sellout to the Corporate World
Revolutionizing Economics by Exchanging Money for Goods and Services
Least Built, Least Developed, Least Advanced, and Least Channel-like Channels
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Best Hardware Hack (category created by request from Dan Phillips)
Best VR (Very Regretful)
Most Actual Attempt To Get It To Work And For That Everyone Better Clap For This One
Biggest Invasion of Users’ Privacy
Only Spam Hack to Actually Qualify for a Category
Biggest Invasion of Exactly One User’s Privacy
The Oh My God We Get It You Did Theater Award
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Best Thing Inspired by Natural Disasters that Cause Immeasurable Suffering to Real Families and Communities
Devpost Achievements
Submitting to this hackathon could earn you:
Judges
The one (1) photo of Professor Lewis
Colonel Ebirt
Recruiters ready to tell you about their great company culture
The $2,000,000 griffin statue
The maze from Software Dev
The single period you added to your new password
James Comey's entire security detail
A GPS you're going to ignore
The first AI sentient enough to judge you
Todd Howard on a telepresence robot
Grace Hopper, back from the dead to get revenge on someone who wrote an awful 3-page paper on her for Finite
Middle-aged people who need help changing their Facebook profile picture
An 8-year-old who just used MIT Scratch
Professor Kemper wearing a shirt of his own face
Judging Criteria
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