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The Far Side cartoon

The Far Side®

The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Thursday, February 12, 2026

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“Hey, we’ll be lucky if we ever sell this place! … Well, it’s like everyone says—location, location, location.”
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“Two questions, Mitch: How much do you weigh, and what’s the most sensitive part of any elephant’s anatomy?”
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“Well, it looks like Sylvia has latched on to another fly-by-night boyfriend.”
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“Oh, my God! Dung beetles! … And in their filthy dungarees, of course!”
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“It’s just a miracle you pulled through, George. ... Why, it was only a few hours ago the whole family was deliberating on whether or not to wring your neck.”

Comic Collections

the far side comic collections titled 'gravity is always lurking' Gravity Is Always Lurking

Trips, tumbles, and stumbles—and the chaos left behind.

the far side comic collections titled 'ne’er-do-wells, scallywags, and that kid across the street' Ne’er-do-wells, Scallywags, and That Kid Across the Street

Dark characters meet dark humor.