A Rising Tide May Lift All Boats, But It Also Submerges

Climate Change Deniers

Believed to Be the Smallest and Lightest Joke Without a

Punch Line Ever Told

Sarah Palin Doing Her Marjorie Taylor Greene Impression

Welcome to Hackville

Turns an Ordinary BLT Into a Celebration

GOP Oppo Dump

At last report, the discussion had foundered on

the meaning of 'neutral'.

Kevin McCarthy Overthinking the Three Stooges

One should probably avoid any church that puts 'EDUCATED'

in scare quotes.

Major Bombshell

Notorious Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Verbally Assaults Mitch McConnell

and Elaine Chao

You can always tell when Corey Lewandowski is undergoing

Impulse Control Counseling.

“Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army Using Immigrants!”

DeAnna Lorraine Sez:  “These huge hurricanes seem to 

target Red states, Red districts and always at a convenient

 time, typically, right before elections or, you know, in this

 case possibly Ron DeSantis has been stepping out of line

 a lot and challenging, fighting the Deep State.”

Samuel Alito Sez:  “It goes without saying that everyone 

is free to express disagreement with our decisions.  But 

saying or implying that the court is becoming an illegitimate

 institution or questioning our integrity crosses an important line.”

Intelligent Design

No doubt about it, she was back in the game.

A Wise Old Owl

"Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence 

Thomas, told the Jan. 6 investigators she still believes the 

2020 election was stolen."  What a surprise!

Being Governor of Florida is taking its toll on

Ron DeSantis.

Warm Scuzzies #1,242

Jody Greene

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,028

Alexander Otaola

The Scourge of Maggie Hagerman, or

Trump the Fact-Checker

One of these days, Internet traffic will be nothing more than 

Insult Generators, Meme Generators, Op-Ed Generators, 

and Speech Generators talking to each other.

The Mysterious Newt Gingrich Fresco in Ancient Pompeii

 On Fido Friday, we are reminded of what happens

when you mix Miracle-Gro with Kibbles 'N Bits®. 

Residents of Seattle swear 18 times a day, whereas 

residents of Columbus, Ohio, swear 36 times a day.

If you're familiar with these two cities, this anomaly

is self-explanatory.

Trump Belittling Jared Kushner in Front 

of an Aardvark

Asked the Brothers of Italy (Fratelli d'Italia):  

"What's a quicky?"

Giorgia Meloni, the Fascist in the Pepto-Bismol Suit

The only thing surprising about Marjorie Taylor Greene's divorce

 is that it took her husband 27 years to realize he had made a mistake.

Waiting for the Wilhelm Scream

Erick Erickson Waits Patiently for the Cream Pie

By the Time She Got to Memestock Her Hair Was a Mess

"I'm Mehmet Oz.  I represent the GOP,  the Reverse Robin 

Hood Party:  We Steal from the Poor and Give to the Rich."

Zombie Roger Ailes reminds us:  “I hired 

Sarah Palin because she was hot and got

 ratings.”

Mastriano Puts the Pedal to the Metal

He had undergone quadruple-bypass heart surgery, two 

artery-clearing angioplasties, had received a pacemaker, had 

been treated for abnormal heart rhythm twice, and had had 

five heart attacks.  Sainthood, to be honest, had been a trial 

and a tribulation for longer than he cared to remember.

Dweebs, Dorks and Doofuses #135

David Azerrad

Herschel Walker Sez:  "I know what a woman is.  It's written

 in the Bible.  She's from Adam's McRib."

Says a former congressional staffer:  “I describe Ron

 DeSantis as having the personality of a piece of paper.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,241

Kyle Young