More Comic Crime (Part Two)

(6) "Death Laughs Last."

By Beresford King (publishing house name).

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 6, March 1953.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 26).

   "They'd get a light, all right, a light that would show them the way into eternity."

Characters: Pomfret, Eva, and Harvey.

Story: It's rare when a problem is self-liquidating and especially rare when it involves a romantic triangle.

Reference: "nitro-glycerine" (Wikipedia HERE).

(7) "Terror in the Dark."

Unsigned. (Attributed to Ashley Calhoun.)

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 7, May 1953.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 26).

(Note: Text damaged but readable.)

   "She had learned the meaning of hate, and of patience, too."

Characters: Joe Morrell, Mary Morrell, Balk, the wino, and the cabbie.

Story: Being done in by something rotten seems like poetic justice for a rotten individual.

References: "radiator ornament" (Wikipedia HERE) and "kapok" (Wikipedia HERE).

(8) "Murder Is a Skin Game."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 8, July 1953.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 26).

   "The plan was simple."

Characters: Dot Lewis, Cal, Tim, Horace Wright, Tessie Lane, and Guy Weaver.

Story: While robberies always have a tendency to go wrong, the one planned for Burley's fur store takes it to a new level.

References: "three models in the window" (Wikipedia HERE) and "window dressers" (Wikipedia HERE).

(9) "One Last Bullet."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 9, September 1953.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 26).

   "An instant later, the report of the shot boomed dully in the thick-walled room. Then there was silence."

Characters: Scar Winters, the Inspector, and the Sheriff.

Story: Just admit it. City slickers will always be at a disadvantage when it comes to the ways of the world.

(10) "Second Attempt."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 10, November 1953.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 26).

   "A simple plan and perfect . . . if it worked."

Characters: Steve Chadwick, Helen Chadwick, Charlotte, and Robert Lore.

Story: There are only so many ways you can improvise your way out of a jam. Unfortunately for this murderer, he doesn't pick any of them.

Resource: 

- More Comic Crime (Part One) is (HERE).

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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More Comic Crime (Part One)

WHAT surprises us about the next stories isn't the adult themes per se but rather where they were published . . .

(1) "Hate Backfires."

By Gerald James (publishing house name).

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 1, May 1952.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 25).

(Note: Text blotchy but interpretable.)

   "He wanted to see them fry and burn and writhe and scream and beg for mercy."

Characters: James Strumper, Frank Burch, and Gloria Burch.

Story: Possibly the most popular animal to ride on is, as our killer will discover, not all that reliable.

Comment: A perfect crime spoiled by—what else?—the unexpected.

(2) "Death Makes the Plan."

By Beresford King (publishing house name).

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 2, July 1952.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 24).

(Note: Text very faded but legible.)

   "Every guy who's up in the cage will tell you, it's the little things that snarl up a job."

Characters: Frank Woods, Joe Hernandez, Sam Kelcy, the Greek, and the cop on duty.

Story: A daylight robbery goes better than expected . . . until the rubber doesn't meet the road.

Typo: "the cap said".

References:

- "drop a match into the box of excelsior" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "like it was made of celluloid" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "They've opened a hydrant!" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "around a light stanchion" (Wikipedia HERE.)

(3) "Operation Double-Cross."

By Rhett Rutledge (publishing house name).

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 3, September 1952.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 25).

(Note: Text fuzzy and faded but readable.)

   "The incision had been made and he had found what he was looking for."

Characters: Doc Welch, Myra Welch, the tall man, and Felix.

Story: A major operation, but the man on the table isn't really the patient—it's his erstwhile friends.

(4) "Trap for a Killer."

By Clark Demery (publishing house name).

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 4, November 1952.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 18).

(Note: Faded text with some blotches but still legible.)

   "He ruffled the greenbacks with greedy rapidity. Six thousand dollars."

Characters: Matilda G. Bream, Mark Paulson, the exterminator, Landow, Sergeant Magruder, and Doc.

Story: Need a clue? "The play's the thing / Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king." Think about it.

(5) "The Voice of the Dead."

By Beresford King (publishing house name).

First appearance: Crime Mysteries No. 5, January 1953.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to text page 24).

(Note: Faded text but not too bad.)

   "Maybe music will settle his ghost."

Characters: Albert Derieux (deceased), Hannon, Roger Craig, and Lynn Craig.

Story: Normally it's not easy to get revenge from the other side of the grave, but there are ways.

Reference:

- "La Paloma" (Wikipedia HERE.)

Resource:

- Our latest excursion into comic book criminality is (HERE).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"And That Had Deepened the Mystery of What Her Game Might Be."

WE take a breather from our usually grim presentations to offer a pair of featherweight crime tales from the same magazine issue, the first of which is quite properly called . . .

(1) "The Baffling Game."

By Keene Thompson (?-?).

First appearance: Argosy, July 1916.

Short short short story (5 pages).

Online at Archive.org (HERE; go to text page 729).

   "The Sterling Private Detective Agency had not thought it wise to inform him why they wanted him to keep a sharp eye on all the movements of the 'dark young woman, about twenty-two, five-feet-four, weight one hundred and eighteen, attractive, speaks with a foreign accent,' who had been shadowed by another operative to that brown stone house in the middle of the quiet residential side-street between Central Park and the 'L'."

THE enigmatic young lady in question is baffling indeed, but our protagonist is no dummy and will unravel the enigma while deservedly earning his paycheck . . .

Principal characters:

~ Charlie O’Neill, Mademoiselle Amélie Lavoir, the Comte de Brissac, Wade, and the house detective.

- References:

- "the L":

  "An elevated railway or elevated train (also known as an el train or el for short) is a railway with the tracks above street level on a viaduct or other elevated structure (usually constructed from steel, cast iron, concrete, or bricks). The railway may be a broad-gauge, standard-gauge or narrow-gauge railway, rapid transit, light rail, monorail, or a suspension railway. Elevated railways are normally found in urban areas that would otherwise require impracticably many level crossings. Usually, the tracks of elevated railways that run on steel viaducts can be seen from street level." (Wikipedia HERE).

  - "I am of what we call at home the bourgeoisie":

  "The bourgeoisie are a class of business owners, merchants and wealthy people, in general, which emerged in the Late Middle Ages, originally as a 'middle class' between the peasantry and aristocracy." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the catspaw":

  "'Cat's paw,' an idiom, meaning 'the dupe (or unwitting tool) of another,' derived from Jean de La Fontaine's fable 'The Monkey and the Cat'." (Wikipedia HERE and HERE.)

Resource:

- Keene Thompson had quite a few detective fiction story credits over his career (1914-29; FictionMags), primarily in Detective Story Magazine and Argosy, while creating a couple of short-lived series characters: Bije Hicks (6 stories) and Silas Spoggs (2 stories).

IF you go a few more pages into this issue of Argosy you'll eventually come to . . .

(2) "The Stop-Over."

By Helen E. Prouty (?-?).

First appearance: Argosy, July 1916.

Short short short story (3 pages).

Online at Archive.org (HERE; go to text page 754).

   "In fact, I put them on the New York train."

   "You did what?"

IN this story, it's unfortunate that Henderson has something in common with a Poe character: "In our endeavors to recall to memory something long forgotten, we often find ourselves upon the very verge of remembrance, without being able, in the end, to remember."

Typo: "enable" (should be enabled).

Principal characters:

~ Henderson, Mrs. Fessenden, Mr. Fessenden, and John Rivers.

Reference:

- "the Pullmans were forward":

  "Pullman is the term for railroad dining cars, lounge cars, and especially sleeping cars that were built and operated by the Pullman Company (founded by George Pullman) from 1867 to December 31, 1968." (Wikipedia HERE.)

Resource:

- "The Stop-Over" is Helen E. Prouty's only item in the FictionMags list.

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"This Is To Inform the Public That in Connection with Mr. Barnum I Have Leased the Comet for a Term of Years"

SATIRISTS regard anything and everything as grist for their mill, so when a celestial object comes along creating a mild panic no self-respecting humorist could let that pass. A good example would be . . .

"A Curious Pleasure Excursion."

By Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens, 1835-1910; Wikipedia HERE; the ISFDb HERE; the SFE HERE; and the IMDb HERE).

First appearance: The New York Herald Tribune, July 6, 1874.

Reprinted in Fantasy and Science Fiction, June 1961 (today's text).

Reprints page (ISFDb HERE).

Short short short story (4 pages).

Online at The Luminist Archives (HERE; go to text page 60).

   "And, at all events, if we cannot inspire love we shall, at least, compel respect for our country wherever we go."

OUR author gets in a few digs at some of his bêtes noire, including religion, foreign policy, and politicians that he found distasteful.

References:

- "Louis Armstrong" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "Weather Bird" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the 'Comet Scare' in the summer of 1874"; "Mr. Coggia":

  "The public scare regarding the comet [C/1874 H1 (Coggia)] was satirized by Mark Twain in his short story 'A Curious Pleasure Excursion'." (Wikipedia HERE.) Comets have always been of interest to the public, and fictioneers like Twain have not been slack in exploiting that interest. (Wikipedia HERE.) 

- "Mr. Barnum" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the tenth or twentieth magnitude" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- Astronomical references (Wikipedia links):

  "Jupiter" (HERE); "Saturn" (HERE); "Venus" (HERE); "Uranus" (HERE); "Mars" (HERE); "Mercury" (HERE); "THE DOG STAR" (HERE); "the Great Bear" (HERE); "Moon" (HERE); "the Milky Way" (HERE); and "constellations" (HERE).

- "General Butler" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "Mr. Hale, of Maine" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "Mr. Shepherd" (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "Mr. Richardson": Without a given name or a title we have no idea who this person was, so take your pick from these (Wikipedia links): (HERE), (HERE), (HERE), or (HERE).

Resources:

- About eighty-two years after he died, Mark Twain made an unexpected appearance in a two-part episode of a sci-fi TV show (WARNING! SPOILERS! Wikipedia HERE).

- Off and on during his prodigious writing career Mark Twain dabbled in what would later be termed "science fiction," today's story being an example. Twain's SFF was definitively (we think) collected in 2003 in Tales of Wonder, from which we extract its table of contents (ISFDb):

  Introduction (The Science Fiction of Mark Twain) • (1984) • essay by David Ketterer

  ix • Texts and Acknowledgments (The Science Fiction of Mark Twain) • (1984) • essay by David Ketterer

  xiii • Introduction (Tales of Wonder) • (2003) • essay by David Ketterer

  3 • Petrified Man • (1862) • short story by Mark Twain

  4 • Earthquake Almanac • (1865) • short story by Mark Twain

  6 • A Curious Pleasure Excursion • (1874) • short story by Mark Twain

 10 • The Curious Republic of Gondour • (1870) • short story by Mark Twain

 14 • Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven • (1907) • novelette by Mark Twain (variant of Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven)

 61 • The Loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton • (1878) • short story by Mark Twain

 77 • Time Travel Contexts from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court • (1984) • short fiction by Mark Twain

 96 • Mental Telegraphy • (1891) • short story by Mark Twain

112 • Mental Telegraphy Again • (1895) • short story by Mark Twain

117 • My Platonic Sweetheart • (1912) • short story by Mark Twain

127 • From the "London Times" of 1904 • (1898) • short story by Mark Twain

139 • The Great Dark • (1942) • novelette by Mark Twain

176 • The Secret History of Eddypus, the World-Empire • (1972) • novella by Mark Twain

226 • Sold to Satan • (1923) • short story by Mark Twain

233 • 3,000 Years Among the Microbes • (1966) • novella by Mark Twain (variant of Three Thousand Years Among the Microbes)

327 • "The Mysterious Balloonist" • (1975) • short fiction by Mark Twain

331 • Synopsis of "A Murder, a Mystery, and a Marriage" • (1945) • short fiction by Mark Twain

334 • "The Generation Iceberg" • (1935) • short fiction by Mark Twain

335 • Shackleford's Ghost • (1984) • short story by Mark Twain

338 • "History 1,000 Years from Now" • (1972) • short story by Mark Twain

341 • Explanatory Notes (The Science Fiction of Mark Twain) • (1984) • essay by David Ketterer

381 • Selected Bibliography (The Science Fiction of Mark Twain) • (1984) • essay by David Ketterer.

- It was very recently that we encountered Twain's take on the awful demise of a Roman bigwig (HERE).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento.

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"Et Tu, Brute?"

HERE we have, as inaccurately as it can be related, the might-have-been-but-wasn't man-on-the-spot reportage of a world-shaking event, namely . . .

"The Killing of Julius Caesar 'Localized'."

By Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens, 1835-1910; Wikipedia HERE; the ISFDb HERE; the SFE HERE; and the IMDb HERE).

First appearance: The Californian, November 12, 1864.

Reprinted in The Master Thriller Series #13, Tales of the Levant, July 1936.

Short story (11 pages).

Online at SFFAudio (HERE; go to text page 99).

   "Nothing in the world affords a newspaper reporter so much satisfaction as gathering up the details of a bloody and mysterious murder, and writing them up with aggravated circumstantiality."

Named individuals (most of them real, amazingly enough):

~ Pompey (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Casca (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Marcus Brutus (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Cassius (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Demosthenes (Wikipedia HERE) 

~ Thucydides (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Artemidorus (?)

~ Decius Brutus (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Papilius Lena (Wikipedia HERE):

  "Popillius Laenas, a senator whose conversation with Caesar on the Ides of March, 44 BC, made Brutus and the other assassins fear that their conspiracy had been revealed; he appears in Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar as 'Popilius Lena'."

~ George W. Cassius (?)

~ Billy Trebonius (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Mark Antony (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Cinna (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Metellus Cimber (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Publius (uncertain; Wikipedia HERE)

~ Caius Legarius (Wikipedia HERE)

~ Nervii (Wikipedia HERE)

~ and, of course, Julius Caesar (Wikipedia HERE):

  "Julius Caesar, the Roman dictator, was assassinated on the Ides of March (15 March), 44 BC, by a group of senators during a Senate session at the Curia of Pompey, located within the Theatre of Pompey in Rome. The conspirators, numbering 60 individuals and led by Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus, and Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus, stabbed Caesar approximately 23 times. They justified the act as a preemptive defense of the Roman Republic, asserting that Caesar's accumulation of lifelong political authority—including his perpetual dictatorship and other honors—threatened republican traditions. The assassination failed to achieve its immediate objective of restoring the Republic's institutions. Instead, it precipitated Caesar's posthumous deification, triggered the Liberators' civil war (43–42 BC) between his supporters and the conspirators, and contributed to the collapse of the Republic. These events ultimately culminated in the rise of the Roman Empire under Augustus, marking the beginning of the Principate era."

References:

- "Julius Caesar":

  Thanks to Shakespeare the ghost of Julius Caesar is still with us.

  "Gaius Julius Caesar (12 or 13 July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC) was a Roman general and statesman who was the dictator of the Roman Republic at various points from 49 BC until his assassination in 44 BC. A member of the First Triumvirate, he led the Roman armies through the Gallic Wars and defeated his political rival Pompey in Caesar’s civil war. He consolidated power and proclaimed himself dictator perpetuo (dictator for life) in 44 BC, which contributed to the political conditions that led to the collapse of the Roman Republic and the emergence of the Roman Empire. For his role in these events, he is regarded as one of the most influential historical figures." (Wikipedia HERE). Shakespeare's play is (Folger Shakespeare Library HERE).

- Caesar kept secrets. See the cryptological system that he used and is named after him (Wikipedia HERE).

Resource:

- It's hard to believe that the only time we ever fully engaged with Mark Twain's fiction was over a dozen years ago (HERE).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"Nothing in This Modern Life of Ours Is More Remarkable Than the Way in Which the Mystery Novel Has Gripped the Public."

THE MULLINERS have had more than their share of adventures in an unsuspecting society, but for the sheer number of thrills, chills, and boudoir incursions none of them can top . . .

"Strychnine in the Soup."

By P. G. Wodehouse (1881-1975; Wikipedia HERE; the ISFDb HERE; the SFE HERE; and WARNING! SPOILERS! the IMDb HERE). 

First appearance: The American Magazine, December 1931, as "The Missing Mystery" (WARNING! SPOILERS! Wikipedia HERE).

Reprinted in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, February 1952 (today's text).

Filmed for TV in 1976 (IMDb HERE).

Other reprints:

  The Strand Magazine, March 1932

  Mulliner Nights, 1933

  The Best of Wodehouse, 1949

  Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine (Australia) #58, April 1952

  The World of Mr. Mulliner, 1972

  Wodehouse on Crime, 1981 (about which HERE)

  Murder at Teatime, 1996.

Short story (16 pages).

Online at The Luminist Archives (HERE; go to text page 81).

   "Your true enthusiast, deprived of his favorite reading, will stop at nothing in order to get it. He is like a victim of the drug habit when withheld from cocaine."

. . . and with this pronouncement Mr. Mulliner prefaces the thrilling account of how his nephew Cyril crossed swords with his true love's mother not only over a copy of the latest detective thriller but also over his unquenchable desire to marry her daughter; and of how, despite tremendous odds, the two situations coincided . . . no, make that collided . . .

Main characters:

~ The Draught Stout, Mr. Mulliner, the Small Lager, Cyril Mulliner, Amelia Bassett, Lady Bassett, Sir Mortimer and Lady Wingham, the Simpson couple, Lester Mapledurham, and the butler (who didn't do it).

References:

- "Strychnine" (Wikipedia HERE).

- "She reminded Cyril of Wallace Beery":

  A great actor who went amazingly far in movies without possessing the requisite leading man looks. (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the chief of the lower Isisi":

  No particular tribe that we can locate.

- "he had once met Dorothy L. Sayers" (Wikipedia HERE) and (ONTOS HERE).

- "this isn't the Victorian Age" (Wikipedia HERE and HERE):

  "In Great Britain, elsewhere in Europe, and in the United States, the notion that marriage should be based on romantic love and companionship rather than convenience, money, or other strategic considerations grew in popularity during the Victorian period."

- "patent medicines":

  "The term is sometimes still used to describe quack remedies of unproven effectiveness and questionable safety sold especially by peddlers in past centuries, who often also called them elixirs, tonics, or liniments. Current examples of quack remedies are sometimes called nostrums or panaceas, but easier-to-understand terms like scam cure-all, or pseudoscience are more common." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "a distinct suggestion of Victor McLaglen":

  "His film career spanned from the early 1920s through the 1950s, initially as a leading man, though he was better known for his character acting." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "to put on any dog":

  An expression that's quickly fading away. (Wiktionary HERE.)

- "playing This Little Pig Went to Market":

  "It was the eighth most popular nursery rhyme in a 2009 survey in the United Kingdom." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "books of Ba-ha-ism":

  "Baháʼís regard the world's major religions as fundamentally unified in their purpose, but divergent in their social practices and interpretations." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the Lesser Iguanodon":

  Wodehouse almost certainly knew that this lizard only existed in fossil rocks.

  "Iguanodon was a large, bulky herbivore, measuring up to 9–11 metres (30–36 ft) in length and 4.5 metric tons (5.0 short tons) in body mass. Distinctive features include large thumb spikes, which were possibly used for defense against predators, combined with long prehensile fifth fingers able to forage for food." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the Lower Zambezi":

  "The Zambezi (also spelled Zambeze and Zambesi) is the fourth-longest river in Africa, the longest east-flowing river in Africa and the largest flowing into the Indian Ocean from Africa." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "a charging rhinoceros":

  "Rhinoceroses are among the largest living land animals, with living species ranging in average weight from 775 kilograms (1,709 lb) in the Sumatran rhinoceros, to 2,300 kilograms (5,100 lb) in the white rhinoceros." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "a distinct look of George Bancroft":

  "George Bancroft (1882-1956) was an American film actor, whose career spanned seventeen years from 1925 to 1942. A star of pre-Code Hollywood, he is best known as the tough guy lead in four Josef von Sternberg films . . ." (Wikipedia HERE.) 

- "a crouching zebu":

  "Zebu, as well as many Sanga cattle, have humps on the shoulders, large dewlaps and droopy ears. Compared to taurine cattle, the zebu is well adapted to the hot tropical savanna climate and steppe environments. These adaptations result in higher tolerance for drought, heat and sunlight exposure." (Wikipedia HERE.)

Resources:

- We encountered P. G. Wodehouse several times early on in this weblog (HERE), (HERE), and (HERE).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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