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Forward March – Part 6

So having seen (belatedly) everything I managed to complete in February let’s seen what I’ve managed so far in March. With the deadline for this project now hurtling towards me at a terrifying pace I moved my focus onto these four remaining Death Korps of Kreig.

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With these done I now have enough for a full squad of these dour, faceless fanatics ready to fight (and die of course) for the Emperor. I still dream of expanding them into an army in their own right but I have many dreams and not all of them are going to reach fruition today (or even in the near future).

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And now we’re caught up at last with everything I’ve painted. What’s that? The end of the month will come around before I know it? Better grab my brush and get back to the trenches then!


Forward March – Part 5

I’ve been a bit lax on updating the blog lately, but then again I’ve not had masses of time for painting either. However despite life keeping me busy I’ve not entirely taken my eye off the ball when it comes to my big Imperial Guard project. For those who’ve forgotten, or only just arrived here, the aim of the exercise was to spend the winter working through my backlog of unpainted Imperial Guard alongside my blog-brother IRO, with the aim of having an army wrapped up by the end of March.

Since my last update I’ve got whole heap of things partly painted but the only thing I actually finished in February was this sentinel.

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Being completed last month this model also counts as a (belated) entry for Dave Stone’s Paint What You Got challenge. Meanwhile more reinforcements are being rushed to the front for March but I still need to add finishing touches and get them photographed.


House Stark – Part 9

Once again, you don’t need to remind me – I’m meant to be painting Imperial Guard. However for some reason there’s something about being way behind with a big project and messing around with other things instead that makes me think of George RR Martin so towards the end of February I picked up my final six Mormont She-bears and made a concerted effort to get them done. I’ve been stalled on my Stark army for a couple of years now and it’s way past time I got these ladies finished.

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With these done the squad is complete and it’s time for a lovely group shot.

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Whilst I was about it I also painted Sansa Stark. First time I read the books I wanted to throw something at her but she’s a character with a lot of depth (on the page, let’s not talk about the show…) and one of those that I’m most interested in seeing develop further if George ever gets around to finishing Winds.

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And of course by being painted in February these all count towards Painting What I Got – and Fembruary too for that matter!

What’s more this seems like an excellent moment for a Stark family photo.

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Gathering them all together like this draws my attention to the fact that I really don’t like that sculpt of Catelyn very much, so I might replace her soon with the newer version. Also, I’ve painted all of the Stark children now apart from Bran (and Jon Snow of course but he’s part of the Night’s Watch faction). Again that seems like the kind of little oversight that would be easy to fix and appeals to the completionist in me.

For now though my initial aim was to get this army up to 40 points (the standard size of a game) and I’ve finally managed it. I still have more I’d like to add to expand this army but before that I’d like to work on my Lannisters so that they have someone to fight. Aaaand before that I really need to get back to the Guard!


The Roadwolves – Part 2

In theory I’m focusing on the Imperial Guard at the moment but as readers will have noticed, other things keep on sneaking in. Today it’s a couple of Orlocks as I drag this gang kicking and screaming up to fighting strength and onto the mean streets of the Underhive.

I found these two when I was sorting through a box in search of more guardsmen and was struck by the fact that they were both ridiculously close to being finished. As I looked at them I realised that they could both be done in half an hour tops, and this line from Dave Stone’s Paint What You Got challenge popped into my head:

“…it doesn’t matter if it the model is almost finished or brand new from a box you got for Christmas it’s about finishing part of your hoard of models!”

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…and less than 20 minutes later they were both done.


Anne’s Assembly Challenge 2026 Final Update

The first half of January went pretty well for me on the hobby front. Unfortunately the second half was a bit more rocky, with various “life” things happening that I’d rather not get into. However I signed up for Anne’s Assembly Challenge precisely to ensure that I stayed motivated when the going got tough, so I rolled up my sleeves and kept building.

I originally signed up to build six kits and by the time of my mid-month update I’d worked my way through three of them. That left me with three more to do;

Palanite Enforcer Captains & Sergeants

Orcs riding Gore-gruntas

Nurgle blood bowl team

You may recall that I’d got as far as starting on the Palanite Enforcers by building one of the Subjugator Sergeants. Now it was time for the second one…

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…followed by two Hardcase Cyber-mastiffs…

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…two Enforcer Sergeants…

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…and two Enforcer Captains.

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Then it was onto the Orcs and the big smelly boars they ride into battle.

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And then, filled with enthusiasm I went off on a tangent because I had time to burn and vast reserves of enthusiasm so why not right? And so it was that I turned my attention to my spirit animal, which also has a habit of substituting enthusiasm for direction with sometimes disastrous consequences, and built these mangler squigs.

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And that’s when real life intruded with a bang and I spent the last part of the month running around like a blue-arsed fly. No more guardsmen were painted. No more kits were built. The brushes fell silent, the clippers were stilled and nothing moved upon the hobby desk until we reached the evening of the 31st.

Now I could say to myself that I’ve already gone past my target for the challenge in terms of the number of kits built so does it really matter if the Nurgle Blood Bowl team isn’t built? Where’s the fun in that though? So, with only a few hours to go, I grabbed my clippers and…

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…built them!

You may be asking where the other Pestigor is – the answer is that somewhere along the way I’ve screwed up and lost vital pieces needed to build him. They’ve been snipped off, for some reason, put in a bag and then vanished. I’ve got a couple of ideas I’d like to play with to convert something out of the remains of him but that’ll have to wait for another day.

Once again a big thanks to Anne for setting up the challenge, I’m pleased to say that space has been cleared and progress made that certainly wouldn’t have happened without the push.


Anne’s Assembly Challenge – mid-month update

Sometimes life outside the hobby blocks us from getting our little dudes built, painted and played with, sometimes it inspires us and sometimes it’s a bit of both. Right now, for me, it’s the third option. As well as being busy assembling my troops for my ongoing Imperial Guard project I also had to go and retrieve a whole heap of stuff that had previously been stored in my parents’ loft. Needless to say, there were miniatures in there; stashed away during one or other of my various house moves, waiting to be collected “soon”. So now I have a heap of boxes cluttering up the house even more than usual and I need to get them sorted, organised and out of the way before my wife looses her patience. Enter Anne’s 2026 Miniature Assembly Challenge!

The challenge runs until the 31st of January and participants simply need to commit to building as many models as they choose and then actually getting on and building the damn things. I had already promised myself that I would build at least 6 kits in January and so I chose some that I was particularly keen to get on with and signed up. My plan is to work my way through the following:

Palanite Justicars for Necromunda (my Christmas present to myself)
Palanite Enforcer Captains & Sergeants (also Necromunda)
Orcs riding Gore-gruntas (big pigs)
Rockgut Troggoths (that’s Stone Trolls to you and me).
Nurgle blood bowl team
Marauder bombers (Aeronautica Imperialis)

So, with roughly half the month gone how am I getting on? Well not badly actually; halfway through the month and halfway through the list. Of course I’d probably be a bit further on if I hadn’t gotten distracted and built some other things as well but obviously those need done too so it’s all to the good.

My first target was this pair of stone trolls. I painted one of these back in 2022

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…but the other two from the set have lingered, unassembled, until now.

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Then it was time to take to the skies with a pair of marauder bombers for Aeronautica Imperialis.

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The most recent addition to the backlog are the Palanite Justicars for Necromunda which I got as a wee Christmas present to myself. I’m very keen that going forward nothing is bought only to sit untouched so I cracked on with them next.

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And whilst I was in the Underhive I made a start on the Palanite Enforcers too.

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After that however, rather than moving on to the other things on my list, I turned my attention to the various boxes that only had a few quick and easy odds and ends in them; things I could build quickly in the interest of making maximum space for minimum effort.

It’s been a while since I did anything very much with my Ogres but they’re a collection I’d really like to get back to. This lumbering Irongut already has several mates in the painting queue, and getting him built allowed me to flatten and dispose of another box.

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This chapel comes from the Garden of Morr, and is the last piece from that set to be built. I have a plan to paint up some suitably morbid terrain for my various undead to fight over but as with so many things it hasn’t happened yet.

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When the latest iteration of Warhammer Quest – Darkwater – was released I decided to give it a miss (too expensive, not enough time or space) but I wasn’t about to pass up the chance to snag a few Pestigors for my warriors of Nurgle army when I spotted them on ebay. There’s something “old school” about this version – as opposed to the other ones that were recently released – that I really like. Time to get the grubby goats assembled too then.

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Lastly we have a load of orcs from the LotR/Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game. I know a lot of people love the Lord of the Rings game but I’ve never got beyond painting a few orcs for it, and these ones never even made it off the sprue until this week. Who knows, perhaps once they’re painted I’ll get drawn in and finally build myself an army worthy of Mordor.

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Anyway, that’s where I’m up to. Despite it being a busy month (although when is it not?) I’ve managed a good bit of progress and I’m feeling relatively confident about tackling the remaining kits on my list in the second half of the month. Next on the list; big ugly orcs on big ugly pigs!


Trench Pilgrims – Part 2

Whilst I was working on the Death Korps it struck me that the colour scheme I’m using for my Imperial Guard is pretty similar (read: damn near identical) to the one I was planning for my Trench Pilgrims for Trench Crusade. Possibly it’s because they’re both grim, fanatical and absolutely love the idea of getting themselves killed in a trench.

Maybe this is actually a topic to get a long post out of someday, but I’ve long since passed the point where I have so many armies and warbands on the go that finding new unique colour schemes for each of them is pretty much impossible. Right now however the upshot is that I decided to kill two birds with one stone and painted a couple of Pilgrims alongside the Death Korps. And of course, these too count towards the Paint What You Got challenge.

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I’m happy with how these are looking so I’ll get on with the rest of them soonish. Might even manage a few more alongside the Guard…


Forward March – Part 4

Another of my long held but as yet unrealised hobby dreams is to have a Death Korps of Kreig army. These days, with the release of a whole range of them in plastic, it’s easily possible – if only I had the money to spend on them and the time to paint them.

I do already have one squad of them, of which I painted two back in 2022 and none since. Before I talk myself into buying more and not painting them either I reckon now is a very good time to be painting the ones I own (you might even say Painting What I Got…) and then, well, who knows what the future holds.

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With these four done the squad is looking a bit more lively, I’ll aim to get the rest of them done – alongside the rest of my Imperial Guard – by the end of March.


Forward March – Part 3

Right you horrible lot! Blood Bowl players are all very well but they’re not Imperial Guardsmen are they? This project needs to advance, and if that’s going to happen then who better to make sure there’s no more stalling than a commissar.

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Needless to say, like everything else I’m painting at the moment, he counts towards Dave Stone’s Paint What You Got challenge. More troops soon!


The Ubersland Upper-crusters – Part 1

As we step into 2026 I’m thinking about the various projects I’d like to tackle over the coming year. One that keeps making it’s way to the top of the list are the Imperial Nobles for Blood Bowl. I’m still in the thick of my Imperial Guard project but that in itself is emphasising to me that I’d like to see some humans added to the pitch, to balance out all the orcs and other greenskins, and the various walking corpses, that currently reside there.

I’ll also confess that I want to do a team each of the new Bretonnians and Tomb Kings (at least in part so I can call them the Lady’s Men and the Mummy’s Boys respectively) but I’m trying not to start any new teams until I finish the ones I’m already working on. So, time to get started on the Nobles, especially as it’s Dave Stone’s Paint What You Got challenge.

With that in mind I made a start over New Year and got a couple of players ready for the pitch.

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I also seized the day, chased the easy wins and got the coins and markers done too.

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Right, that’s a start made. I’ll do the rest of them this year (hopefully not in the last week of December…).


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