I dearly hate you. You crept up on me when I woke up this morning as a warning that I am too stressed right now. Thank you captain obvious. I do hope you realize that your presence was in fact even more stressful!
I couldn't afford to take time off work and yet you so cleverly induced tunnel vision so bad that I didn't have a choice.
My efforts to thwart your path of destruction then backfired: Since you stole my appetite and ability to think clearly, I took the caffeine infused Excedrin on an empty stomach, leading to severe nausea. Then your anything-but-kind throbbing behind my right eye made it impossible to move.
You left me curled up in bed. Throbbing head. Nauseous stomach. Tunnel vision. Caffeine wired. All I wanted to do was fall asleep and hit reset on waking up again. But the Excedrin had my mind racing and yet had absolutely NO effect on you.
All I could think about was how much I had to do and yet I was physically incapable of doing because of you.
Minutes turned to hours and eventually I was able to stumble downstairs for some food. By the time lunch settled and nausea subsided I convinced myself you weren't going to totally defeat me so I slowly made my way to work. The drive in the bright sun was painful. As was trying to look at my computer screen. I stayed long enough to collect non-computer related work. The Excedrin seemed to have some minute effect on your throbbing but couldn't touch your "blessing" of light sensitivity.
You may have been trying to get me to slow down and relax, but you did anything but.
I took the day off but it means I have twice as much to do tomorrow.
I took the day off and it was a perfect sunny 75F but I think you forgot that by creating severe light sensitivity you made it unbearably painful to look at anything bright, never mind actually going outside.
I took the day off but I couldn't sleep or rest because of the caffeine.
I took the day off but your presence resulted in me being curled up, stressing, curtains drawn, sunglasses on inside.
You may have retreated some tonight but you are not forgiven. Your friendly reminders that you are still here, threatening that you will make my head explode every time I sneeze is also NOT welcome.
Mr. Migraine, in case you didn't catch the drift, I hate you.
Please go away and never ever come back. Thank you.
DBB
Location:My head












