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2026

13

Mar

Sofia Vergara Shaking That Ass of the Day

She may too old to shake ass in a way you want to jerk off to on paper…you know as per her birth certificate date of origin….

But she’s shaking her ass in a way you may want to jerk off to her…

Sofia Vergara…masterful whoring through the ages..

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2026

13

Mar

Eiza Gonzalez in a Titty Dress of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is wearing a titty dress…for some bullshit she is promoting.

She is considered one of the hottest things in Hollywood and I call her a thing because she’s been so jacked up and potentially botched with plastic surgery…so she’s no longer human, but you could argue that no celebs are actually human, since they are either created in a cloning lab, or they’re shapeshifters that crawl out of middle earth as reptilians, only to distract and confuse you with their lies…

Maybe it’s demonic, but check out that sloppy tit hard nipple, it’s almost like she doesn’t have that tranny clown head at all! HONK! HONK!

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2026

13

Mar

Carmen Electra at a Cancer Event Because She’s Old and Rotting of the Day

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Carmen Electra is at some cancer event because she’s old as fuck and clearly has HPV face…

She is Cancer’s TARGET MARKET….

I don’t know what in the bootleg Madam Tussaud happened to her, but this is straight from a Chinese Amusement Park’s resort town’s boardwalk that looks like an Atlantic City boardwalk….

You know, a place where they have their own off-brand version of all the American tourist traps you’d find at the boardwalk…like Wipley’s Bereve Is Or Now, The Fun House they call the Fang Wowse and Madang Tusu, featuring offensive wax figurines made of toxic wax that poisons the children who interact with the exhibits due to Chinese chemicals in their manufacturing…..

If you know what I mean…

They say it’s Carmen Electra, but it’s 30 years after she was hot, and now she’s some hybrid human…more chemical that organic matter and it’s terrifying…

Unless you’re really into how old implants hold up as skin thins on grannies…

The worst thing about all this is that she’s on OnlyFans and people pay her monthly subscriptions and she doesn’t even show them her balls…HOW sad are those fucking people….VERY sad….sadder than her balls.

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2026

12

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Tits Out To Make Money of the Day

Bella Thorne has been pretty quiet, I guess her Disney Handlers wanted to give her some downtime from her aggressive whoring.

She had done all she had to do to help the OF economy by normalizing it as a revenue stream, so that young girls everywhere aspire to be titty whores like their Disney idols…

She has been cashing in on all the whores she’s recruited into her agency, so that she can Paris Hilton the shit and take the back burner while counting her money.

But these money addicts realize that they can be making exponentially more if they get back out there and pull out their tits…

So after her GAP YEAR or YEARS, I don’t know how long she’s been offline, she’s starting to bring the tits back to the mix, tapping into the emotional trauma from being molested as a child…which is a real symptom or reason for later-in-life-whoring….

That doesn’t make it right, it just would have been more interesting if she didn’t take a break from showing her titties….

Never take a break from showing the titties….even slimy acne ridden tits…especially in your 20s.

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2026

12

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown’s Slutty Selfies for Sales of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown has mastered the scam, at 40 years old she decided to pretend she was 12 for her breakout Stranger Things Role, at least that’s what the dudes jerking off to season 1 like to tell themselves…

They may have a point based on the fact that she looks like she’s in the 40s…maybe some investigative journalism is required to confirm.

She has her own brand that she pushes to her fans, whoring herself, literally with social media content to push product.

She’s no better than an OF girl, but at the same time, she’s taking some tips from the OF model for content and. engagement, since this is semi pornographic for a married mainstream mom…

It’s the sluttification of pop culture and AMERICA…tits get hits, a tale as old as time and really, that is a good thing.

We want the 80s advertising back, if you can jerk off to an ad, the brands deserve to be billion dollar brands….

When they use fatties and trannies…they don’t…

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2026

12

Mar

Sara Sampaio Dog Killer Seducing You of the Day

Sara Sampaio is now all Hollywood, after scoring roles in movies like Superman…

She apparently dates Jack Nicholson’s son, as she navigates trying to go from VS Model 10 years ago to Hollywood Starlet….

She is old as shit, mid 30s, which is old as shit for a Victoria’s Secret model, so branching off into Hollywood through Jack Nicholson connections is probably smart….

Not to mention VS turned their back on all their hotties a long time ago, replaced them with fats, it was tragic…but apparently people are going back to the early 00s mindset.

Going from Portugal to America may be a big deal, even for a hot chick, who you may not find that hot, but who the human traffickers in big-underwear thought was hot….

While in America, and the reason I call her a Dog Killer, because she had a cute little pug-like dog that went missing because she wasn’t taking care of it or watching it…and he never returned….

It is possible he was abducted, but more likly killed by a Coyote, LA things….and that makes her a dog killer to me.

Too busy looking in a mirror, or sucking off men who can help her career to care for her dog….let’s hope she feels guilt and has pulled out her hair because of it but narcissists can’t feel guilt, so statistically, based on her being a model who wants to be an actress, she’s likely a narcissist.

In the event she is actually sad about the losing of her dog, she’s still a dog killer…..like when I was a kid and let my pet rabbit freeze to death…I carry that on my shoulders for life….and my rabbit was more of an asshole that was hard to actually connect with than a cute dog….

Anyway, she’s posting seductive content from bed being racy without the titties out…..unfortunately cuz tits make whores better.

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2026

12

Mar

Heather Graham Still Has Tits, They’re Just Old Lady Tits of the Day

Like Margot Robbie and other celebs who got famous for showing their naked bodies in a popular movie, Heather Graham mattered for a long fucking time.

Unlike Margot Robbie, Heather Graham’s tits were actually pretty hot for the era, even iconic…

She’s in her 80s now, which means she should be ignored, but thanks to people following these people on social media and never unsubscribing, the old guard or old tits seem to continue living on into their 50s.

So Graham still has the tits, they are just 80 years old…

They may not be as exciting as they were in the 90s when she was Roller Girl…especially since they are in bikini but since they are old lady tits, maybe they are better off in a bikini for the support….

None of these 80 year olds are into age appropriate outfits or looks, they jack up their faces and keep on cosplaying the glory days.

I think that’s bad for a society…sexualizing grannies fucks up the whole dynamic of the HUMAN experience…because they are infertile and thus men you hump in prison because you have a boner and no options….

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2026

12

Mar

Kara Del Toro’s Titty Show of the Day

Benicio Del Toro’s wife Kara has giant fucking tits…and she uses them to generate some hype around herself on social media which apparently works…

The funny thing about Guillermo Del Toro’s daughter is that despite the giant tits and the use of the tits to generate hype around herself, she’s not actually whoring out the same way other whores are.

So the ones that look like whores, aren’t actually doing whore shit selling exclusive titty content…

While the ones who look like like whores are doing the actual whoring…

Kara’s been able to have a legitmate career as a bikini/lingerie model for only catalogs…

It’s possible she’s never whored at all, and that she actually has morals and values you don’t see anymore…

Because showing off big titty cleavage for hype, is sensational attention seeking, but not nearly that slutty since she has the tits….

Which is unfortunate, not that she had tits, but that she doesn’t have pics of her spread asshole being fucked by her big titty/nip…

Sometimes, we like are whores to be actual whores..

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2026

12

Mar

Bella Hadid Looking Like Some Kind of Celine Dion of the Day

I’ve been really fucking consistent on calling Bella Hadid a dog faced monster for the entirety of her career…

She was a smoothie maker in Malibu where her rich family lived, then suddenly they decided she was a thing worthy of being a top model because her sister, who is also ugly, just not as ugly, decided to retire…

They swapped out the less ugly for the pure ugly, and presented her as hot to the world…

Clearly, the fashion industry is run by fags who don’t even bother trying to find hot chicks, but instead use genetic mutants they pretend are hot, because they think they are edgy, because they have hard edgy faces….

YOU COULD BOX CUT AND HIJACK A PLANE WITH THIS CHIN…

For whatever reason, she looks like Celine Dion to me, which isn’t a good thing, especially since the Celine I am talking about is the one with that weird vaccine injury they call “STIFF PERSON SYNDROME” where the old lady calcium deficit has left her emaciated and tube fed…

Even in a sheer shirt, Bella Hadid looks like she’s in the cancer ward, end of life treatments, disgusting…

NOT TO MENTION….where the nipples at bro?

At least bring the nipples ugly.

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2026

11

Mar

Bottom Feeding Brooks Nader and her Family Keep Winning of the Day

It’s amazing to think that Brooks Nader is even a thing. She’s such low hanging celebrity fruit that shit is rotting on the ground, not even sprouting new life.

The only appealing thing about her is that she’s got tits she pulls out for the paparazzi in her bottom feeding…which is probably literally bottom feeding…because there is no way she keeps getting work without eating shitty asshole of people who hire her for sexual release…theirs not hers…HUMMUS PARTY…

So I’ve seen TWO Nader stories in the last hour and I have not been looking.

The first is that her and her sisters, who are equally low hanging bottom feeders, but I guess their’s strength in having 4 of them, so why not give them a reality show….thanks to the main one eating the right shitty asshole…..

But yeah, the first is that her sisters were in a WILD NYC Viral stunt fo the paparazzi where they wore SKIN COLORED UNDERWEAR in this era of WHORES, while they are TOP DOG WHORES….covered in plastic balls to look like bubbles for that Dr Squatch Brand that ONCE ADVERTISED HERE – TRUE STORY – Crazy thought to think I had advertisers…I guess I had a minute of winning..

Maybe these girls push products to the lowest common retard brain….and that’s why Walmart brands want…

It’s just a really weak viral moment that probably cost a lot of money and could have been good…another fail in marketing LAZY marketing…

The other story is that the bottom feeding SI SWIM MODEL who was married to an EXEC at SI, hence the consistent coverage is cast in BAYWATCH REDO….

Along with a new cast of lifeguards, she’ll be a series regular because DISNEY / FOX seem to think she’ll bring in EYEBALLS…instead of finding actual hot chicks who can act…

There are 1000 influencers better suited and just as useless as NADER for a Baywatch series regular job….but here you have NADER….

Unimpressive person doing impressive things….she’s still winning, weird how that works….I blame the tits..

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