Elecpencil

Shoes

Very cushioned shoes

that will fit the orthotics

for my damn heel spurs.

Mattress

Supportive latex

quality pain absorbing

for hip bursitis.

Recliner

My Swedish-designed

comfort chair elevation

for my replaced knee.

ETC., ETC.

Heating pad, Aleeve,

pill case, non-slip mats, grab bars,

and jar openers.

Etc., Etc. Part II

Taller toilet seat,

medical alert button,

and compression socks.

Help Your Dimwitted Co-workers

If they’re found to be

totally useless, they’ll be

made supervisor.

Backassward

Seeking a drained swamp

yet electing the Creature

from the Black Lagoon.

What You Need to Know About Merica

White Jesus, huntin,

more bigoted jokes with Pepaw,

football, and pickups.

The Fix Was In

Florida the state

of recount votes until your

brother wins office.

Putin and His Russian Bots Election Interference

Targeted broke, angry

illiterate, racists, who

wanted represented.

Misplaced MAGA Anger

They blame dummycrats

not lack of education

and little effort.

The Real Enemy

Wake up to the fact

it is not the left vs. right

it’s top vs. bottom.

The US is Uncle BEBE’s Subcontractor

US deadly weapons

mercenary US Marines

war chest from our taxes.

Dear MAGA

Keep kissing his ass

but you know you will never

dance in his ballroom.

Elated Dummies

If the old saying

“ignorance is bliss” is true

MAGA overjoyed.

Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi

MAGA yelled out loud

I yell out Epstein, Epstein,

Epstein, pedophiles.

Freedom Begins at Home

Bless fallen heroes

Renee Good and Alex Pretti

who fought for freedom.

Pissing on Trump’s Golf Course Grave

I long to do it

I just hope his family

does not charge too much.

     A Worldly View

He was a man with a worldly vision.

He Created the Beginning of the World,

the Center of the World,

and the End of the World.

I am talking about academic, businessman,

eccentric Randall D. Wilmot.

He opened a store he called “The Beginning of the World.”

in New York State near a popular stagecoach route.

The business was very successful,

but Wilmot dreamed of a larger world.

In 1845, Wilmot bought a 0.7-mile stretch of land

along Route 5 in Braceville Township, Ohio.

It was located along the canal and on

the Pittsburgh-Akron stagecoach route.

He opened a new store and inn

and named it “Center of the World.”

He became a thriving capitalist merchant. 

In 1844, a new world entered Braceville, Ohio.

It was the Trumbull Phalanx.

A socialist Utopian colony known as the Fouriers.

They bought 2,000 acres of land

for their over two hundred members.

They were seeking to create a society of organized families.

Families that worked together towards attaining

a higher social, physical, intellectual, and spiritual life.

They were a progressive community that believed

in the feminist movement and anti-slavery.

After a disastrous flu epidemic, the group disbanded.

Their world existed in the area for eight years.

The most successful co-operative such society

lasted in Germany for 150 years.

After a dozen years, Wilmont’s world was in danger.

The big capitalists of the day, the railroad tycoons

owned the politicians and were creating

a new transportation world.

That world bypassed “The Centre of the World.”

The world that Wilmont had created.

It made nearby Warren, Ohio, the railroad hub.

Wilmont knew his business would suffer.

He already knew failure, as his lawyer son, David,

had twice bailed him out as creditors closed in.

He would not fail again and realized

he would have to create a new world.

He then relocated to neighboring Leroy, Ohio.

Now known as Cortland, where he established

a grocery store he named “End of the World.”

Today, he is buried in a Cortland Cemetery.

His lawyer son, David Wilmont, became a congressman.

He wrote the Wilmont Proviso,

to try and make a better world.

It was a proposal attached to a spending bill

that would have banned slavery from the western territories

acquired in the aftermath of the Mexican American War.

While it passed the House, it failed in the Senate.

The conflict over the Wilmot Proviso was one of the 

major events that led to the Civil War.

Today the Center of the World consists of several houses,

 an abandoned motel, and the obligatory Dollar General.

Tourists stop to take a selfie at the “Center of the World” sign.

The signs are cultural icons that are frequently stolen.

It is said people steal them to send to ex-spouses.

For many years, a 25-foot blue Statue of Liberty

representing Liberty Tax Service stood along the roadway.

The statue, like Wilmont, left seeking a new world.

She moved to nearby Newton Falls

in a little downtown park.

Newton Falls’ claim to fame is their zip code.

It is the only five matching numbers 44444 in the country.

Rt 82, a four-lane highway, leads into the Center of the World.

The speed goes from 65 down to 45.

So, besides the selfie, you are likely to get a speeding ticket.

Afterall, they do need a revenue source to keep replacing those signs.

Billionaire-owned media propaganda

promotes hate by manufacturing rage.

Rage seeds, rage planting,

rage harvesting, rage mass marketing,

rage packaged and sold.

Rage is the latest rage

and is always a deadly crop.

For the wealthy rage manufacturers,

their lying spin is a major win.

The buyer, the game loser,

is provided with a false villain to blame.

It is always someone obvious.

Someone of another color,

someone with a different religion,

someone with a different sexual orientation.

Hate dies when something better takes its place.

Peace is better, but it is a rare commodity

we haven’t seen for a long time, so we’ve forgotten.

No one seems to learn.

Why are we not hoarders of memories?

 If we were, we’d remember we’ve seen this history before

and the weather forecast is always for a hostile storm.

Sadly, it is always aimed in the wrong direction.

Happy at Work

My all-out dream job

is delivery driver

for deserved karma.

Always the Bridesmaid.

She works from home

creating informative

travelog brochures.

No One is That Happy

Smiley ads on TV.

The only item I need

is the meds they’re on.

Covid Survival

We got through

Covid living off the land

by online shopping.   

What the Greeter Should Say

Welcome to Walmart

where half the employees are on

Welfare, SNAP, or WIC.

Keep it Up and It Will be Revenge

The politicians

are lucky we only want

justice not revenge.

Getting Nowhere

I have no time for

people who want just revenge

and not solutions.

Live Free and Play the Keys

No one says I’m a

proud piano owner, yet they

say, proud gun owner.

Uninformed Voters

Clinging to the end

of a thin rope and voting

rope-cutting party.

Ego Divinity

The trouble with most

self-made men is that they all

worship their creator.

Historic Ticketron

Spectator tickets

for hangings were promoted

and for sale in churches. 

Epstein’s “Lolitta Express” airliner

carried male and female sex slave minors.

Pubescent girls and boys

to be used as wealthy perverts’ toys.

The other passenger regulars

were child sex predators.

Including: politicians, CEOs, and royalty.

Many are contributors that politicians owe loyalty.

All flight destinations were Epstein’s isle,

where no sick fetish was considered too vile.

There are files and videotapes

of these children’s rapes.

Attorney General Bondi had the pedophiles’ list.

After talking to Trump, she claims it doesn’t exist.

Trump was trying very hard to pretend

that he and Epstein weren’t best friends.

The Justice Department won’t release the Epstein Files.

They and Speaker Johnson are protecting these pedophiles.

Even though Johnson’s a big churchgoer,

he’s not going to be a whistleblower.

Epstein’s child groomer, pimp Ghislaine Maxwell

was recently moved to a minimum-security cell.

She gets prison cozy luxury pizazz.

While immigrants of color get Alligator Alcatraz

She was informed that if she protected the president,

there wouldn’t be an Epstein-assisted suicide event.

If she keeps quiet, her destiny

will be presidential clemency.

Right-wing media is keeping the list under wraps,

and that’s fine with his cult in red ballcaps.

Besides, the administration’s daily insane actions

provide lies, spin, and distractions.

For the victims of rape, the system has failed.

It doesn’t look like the pedophiles will be jailed.

These monsters still walk among us.

Will they ever be brought to justice?

How to Make America Great

America needs

fewer smartphones and lots more

smarter citizens.

Whose Land?

Whites, not natives, here.

Arrived uninvited for a

ruthless invasion.

The Enemy Within

Some countries hate us

I’m more worried about our

homegrown haters.

The U.S.A. Was Betrayed

The roads won’t be safe

when road signs are in Russian

on all our highways.

Shooting for Last Place in the World.

Less math, less physics,

for a competitive world

we need more Bible.

A Symbolic Only Patriot

He’s patriotic

as he waves the flag hard and

sings Anthem louder.

You’re Not Losing Anything

Anything asking

for equal justice is not

an attack on you.

Dangerous Diplomacy

 Foreign policy

should not be based on a we’ll

get even idea.

Getting Nowhere

I have no time for

people who want just revenge

and not solutions.

The GOP Platform

Lower tax rates on

on the wealthiest but no

minimum wage hike.

Screw Those Libertarian Corporate Stooges

If Founding Fathers

were against government, they

would not have founded one.

Not Biting the Hand That Feeds

The politicians

protect pedophiles if they

are campaign donors.

Power Buying

Big campaign donors

get the power and tax breaks.

Voters get the spiel.

Your Political Representative

Representatives

represent you if you are

the ethics-free type.

A Free Pass

The too big to fail

idea means so rich you’re

not accountable

Who are the Tax Cheats?

Undocumented

workers pay taxes, unlike the

corporate deadbeats.

Just For Fun

I want to buy a

Republican and make him

support climate change.

They helped spread lies and hate.

Now they are in court, testifying

and complaining about their employer.

They say their employer lies daily for profit

is morally corrupt and has no fact-checkers.

Those lies, BS, and conspiracy theories

infect the nation with hatred for immigrants.

Those lies spread the deadly diseases of

bigotry, racism, homophobia, and misogyny.

This same testimony came from many

of this companies’ present and former employees.

They all said working here made them

feel they had made a pact with the Devil.

The fact is, they all cashed their checks.

That kind of dirty money’s no good

when you have sold your priceless soul.

That should have been obvious

when the job interviewer was Satan.

After all, they all signed in their blood

and had their sacred soul extracted.

It is all just business as usual

over at FOX News.

We need to learn to accept change.

We need to accept that democracy has ended.

After all, it is over 2500 years old.

As for participatory Democracy

in the 2022 midterm elections 50%

of registered voters didn’t bother to vote.

In the 2024 presidential race

26.5% or 62.5 million citizens

didn’t bother to register to vote.

So, it’s not like the majority of Americans

were even using democracy,

As for representative democracy,

our senators and congresspeople

represent big corporate donors, not you.

Fascism is only a century old.

So, it’s still a new system

and we need to give it time.

Besides, some people love fascism.

That would be the corporations deemed people

according to a conservative Supreme Court ruling.

That form of people has more purchasing power

to buy politicians and judges than you do.

Since we have a capitalist society,

the wealthy expect favors for their millions.

Hell, you like to get the most for your money, don’t you?

Then you can’t blame employers who want to

bring back sweatshops, child labor, and slavery

to save money and make a profit.

Not to mention breaking unions and not

raising the minimum wage for decades.

If you don’t like it, you’ve got something

against capitalism and must be a commie.

You need to love it or leave it.

You won’t find a country that isn’t at

the mercy of U.S. corporate interests.

Trump rolled back 100 environmental protections.

Thus, protecting US corporate interests and profits.

It will also help increase the sales of inhalers.

respirators, and bottled water to Americans.

You’ve got to admire the Trump family,

who never miss an opportunity to grift.

It’s all part of the “Art of the Deal.”

Or is it art of the steal?

The right wing needs to control the media

and entertainment to stop jokes about Trump.

We need comedians to be funny, not truth tellers.

We’ve got FOX News who settled a lawsuit

for $787 million for election lies

to be all the truth tellers we need.

Hosting a FOX show is now all the political experience

you need to get a job in the Trump Administration.

Thirty former FOX employees have been hired so far.

That still leaves lots of FOX hosts to control the media

and entertainment to stop jokes about Dear Leader.

Humor against the president undermines public interests.

Besides, nothing is more entertaining

then self-righteous right-wing media

and phony Christian moral performance outrage.

It’s real Academy Award-type performances

against the new cultural silly offense of the week.

Be it Bud Lite, sexy M&M’s, or Taylor Swift.

The administration loves diverting the public from real issues.

The president doesn’t get enough credit for being a great comedian.

He is the laughingstock of the world,

prompting guffaws from the UN General Assembly

and mockery from other world leaders.

The best resume requirement for a man seeking

an administrative or Supreme Court job

is to have a history of sexual assaults.

The president identifies with that

boys will be boys’ type of background.

Donald J. Trump will soon save us tons of money.

That is when he gets rid of all the judges.

He is smarter than all the judges anyway.

So, we should ignore all sixty courts

that told him he lost the 2020 election.

Once the Supreme Court gives Trump unlimited power

the judges can be fired and further save tax dollars.

Trump might also save taxpayers money

by firing Congress and the Senate.

They aren’t needed as we’ve got Trump as the strongman.

Even though he has swollen cankles and

holds a water bottle with both hands.

The White House Rose Garden was cemented over.

The groundkeepers were fired, which saved money.

A new White House Ballroom is being built.

It will be a place where world leaders can come

and dance and be insulted by our president.

Trump knows how to throw a party.

Like on January six, when he invited people

and tweeted, “be there, will be wild.”

There was a shindig where he spent $5.4 million

of taxpayer money on a dictator-style military parade.

Trump saved us money by reforming education.

With the Education Department run by a wrestling promoter,

we will get rid of the three R’s: reading, writing, and arithmetic.

The new three R’s: became re-visionist history, racism, and rassling.

Trump saved the country money from being wasted

on storage units for hundreds of classified documents

from the White House, including nuclear secrets.

He stored them in his Mar-a-Lago bathroom for free.

Our nuclear missiles have been sitting around rusting.

Trump wanted to utilize them to nuke a hurricane.

He promised the average American family would get

a $4,000 pay raise because of his tax cut plan.

Instead, the plan doubled the wealth of America’s billionaires.

It was a great idea not to give average Americans a raise.

After all, Trump had already increased our debt

by 47.8 trillion dollars when he left office in 2021.

He recently cut $2.7 billion in cancer research funds.

You might complain that we need cancer research.

That is moot, as the majority voted for a man

who was fined for stealing from a kid’s cancer fund.

$1 billion of that savings will pay for upgrading

the Boeing 747 donated to Trump from Qatar.

Trump has reached out to other countries.

He asked Saudi Arabia, Russia, Ukraine, and China

to interfere in our elections.

He has also shown goodwill to Putin

over the US intelligence agencies

well-documented evidence that showed

Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help elect him.

He reached out to North Korea, exchanging

“Love letters” with North Korea’s brutal dictator.

Ohio’s Shady Vance has taken a backseat, which we hope

he doesn’t mistake for a couch and get aroused.

Shady is really just Trump with a longer lifespan.

He and Trump are both puppets of the right-wing

Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025

also known as Satan’s worksheet.

Trump is a real record setter.

He’s been impeached twice.

You can’t say that about any other president.

He has also told 30,573 lies while being president.

That is an average of 21 a day.

My mind and heart will not accept any of these changes.

How about you?

Conservatives are at war with reality.

They attacked M&M’s for being too sexy.

They criticized Hasbro for dropping

the Mr. from Mr. Potato Head.

They went after Disney for showing

diversity and inclusion of minorities.

Gun crazies used their Yeti coolers for target practice

when the company stopped doing business with the NRA.

The right didn’t care if Nike used child sweatshop labor

but boycotted Nike for supporting Kaepernick’s protest.

They called for a boycott against Gillette razors,

for an ad that suggested we should

teach our sons not to be violent or abusive.

France asked why we invaded a country

that had nothing to do with 9/11.

Conservatives responded, “We ain’t gonna call

them French fries anymore, we’re gonna call

them FREEDOM FRIES!!! Ha, take that France!”

The Dixie Chicks and Bud Lite

were boycotted for being too woke.

Add in how dumbstruck Trump supporters are

when they are asked questions at his rallies.

All of these fake outrages of gullible people

make me think these simple sheep are easy to fleece.

So, if you want to get rich, sell Amway

or some other pyramid scheme to your

conservative family, church-friends, and co-workers.