She just can’t get over the relationship she was never in. Most times she’s a baby momma that became such from a meaningless fling, usually with a married man, or a woman that chose to spread the rods of her tent and commit to being in an uncommitted and unexclusive yet sexual relationship with an uncommitting man. Most women think their vajay-jays are the best he’s ever had, so quite naturally the aforementioned women just know in their heart of hearts they could make Mr. Uncommitting want to wife them. Either that, or he’s just all that in the sack and gets these women dick-matized.
Just so that we are clear, none of these people’s marital statuses are marked ‘married,’ and they all have their own places, so technically they are single and free to do what single people do, which is mingle. Miss Can’t Get Right (MCGR) and Mr. Uncommitting (Mr. U.) kick it, hang out, go a few places in public every now and again, and sex like rabbits. Of course you get to slowly learn bits and pieces about the person you are sexing because you are spending time together. Eventually things cool down and Mr. U. starts wandering. This is where things get complicated for Mr. U.’s penis and social life, and MCGR’s emotions. Apparently she’s either illiterate and couldn’t read the expiration date on her vagina, or she clearly didn’t get the memo that she wasn’t in an exclusive relationship and is, in fact, NOT HIS WIFE. Either way, she’s been living in the gray area of this non-relationship. I partially blame Mr. U. for this misinterpretation. When dealing with people, I would suggest you always say what you mean, and mean what you say, and more than that, your actions must match what you are saying. You can’t say you’re just friends, with or without benefits, just cool, etc, yet entertain ‘what if’ scenarios/conversations such as what would it be like if you had a baby together or what it would be like if you were married. Those conversations leave MCGR and most other women with false senses of status, position, and entitlement, especially when it comes to the other women in Mr. U.’s life. This leads to MCGR snooping through your things, questioning you about who certain women in your life are, and sending women you’re facebook friends with inbox messages questioning their roles in your life and friending friends of friends just out of the clear blue sky. She also finds herself bumping into these women in public. Is this by happenstance or not? Only she knows, but when she does meet these women face to face, she is sure to charge them up again about their positions in Mr. U.’s life. Ladies, please keep it classy by not confronting another woman about a man that is not yours, m’kay?
