There's so much to say about this trip that I don't know where to start. The girls were troopers, despite 7 long days in the car. I have to be completely honest and say that for me, the trip was more like a trial to endure rather than a vacation. Don't get me wrong--I enjoyed spending time with family (especially seeing Alice interact with her cousins) and I loved getting to tour Bruce's old haunts in Bozeman and see some new national parks (Glacier & Yellowstone), but the kids were just reeling from all the new places and people--they were not themselves and it was hard work taking care of them in an ever-changing environment. I look forward to future reunions when they are a little older!
The most memorable parts of the trip were on the way home though (maybe partly because they are freshest in my mind). After leaving Bozeman on Saturday, we spent the day in Yellowstone. As we were heading out of the park for our hotel in Cody, WY, we were stopped by a buffalo crossing the road. Now, when we entered the park, we received a leaflet specifically telling us not to approach buffaloes. There had been incidents of visitors being gored by 2,000 lb buffaloes. The leaflet also pointed out that buffaloes can run 30 miles per hour--3 times faster than humans can run. We were in the car, so I wasn't too worried, but as we watched the buffalo cross the road, we realized that there were two tourists with their backs to the buffalo looking at a sign. The buffalo was getting pretty close so Bruce yelled towards them that hey, there was a buffalo. Man, the look on the woman's face when she turned around and saw it! Priceless! They attempted to hide behind the sign, which was really funny too.

After we got out of the park and were on the mountain pass to get to Cody, we started seeing these signs about a forest fire up ahead. We were getting a little worried, especially when we turned a corner and the whole mountain was covered in flames! In some areas it was so close that the grass right by the road was burning. There were police vehicles and a fire engine at different points, and they hadn't closed the road yet, so we felt safe enough but it was a little eerie. Twice, we thought we were past the fire, but then we'd turn a corner and there would be another hill on fire.
We spent the night in Cody and also attended sacrament meeting there. Our next stop--Mt. Rushmore! About an hour outside of Rapid City, where we would be staying for the night, our car started making this funny noise. We stopped at a rest stop to just check it out. The check engine light wasn't on or any of the other warning lights and our feeble attempt at looking under the hood (since neither of us knows much about cars) was fruitless. We were 40 minutes from the nearest town and didn't feel like it was reasonable to get a car that was still running towed 40 miles because of a noise, so we pretended it was bad gas (though I think we both knew it was probably something worse) and kept on driving. We drove another half hour before the car made this horrible noise and died on us. Of course, we were in one of those pockets of nothingness and our phone (that we got before the trip specifically for emergencies) had no service. We were fairly close to an exit that had one gas station (and nothing else) so Bruce started walking while I stayed in the car with the girls. He was picked up almost immediately and given a ride to the gas station. Turns out that because of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, the tow trucks were tied up towing motorcycles so it would be another 2-4 hours before they could get to us. The people in the gas station were really friendly and were having a discussion about what Bruce could do. Another guy came up and offered to tow our car using his pick-up truck. Bruce got a ride back with him and we all agreed that the best option would be to tow the car to the next town (instead of the one gas station exit), which was 12 miles away. I was a bit concerned about being in the vehicle that was being towed, but there wasn't enough room in the cab for all of us and carseats, and Bruce had to be in the car to steer, so we just all stayed. The guy said he'd go 50 and it would be fine. Let me just tell you, that had to be the scariest car experience I've ever had. He went at least 65 the whole time and even passed someone!!! This wasn't a tow truck--this was a guy's pickup truck and we were tied to a short rope!!!! Bruce had his foot hovering over the break the whole time, ready to break when the guy did so we wouldn't ram right into him. We made it though and he left us in the parking lot of a grocery store that was next to a Days Inn in Spearfish, SD.
The people at the Days Inn were super nice and because of our situation, helped us call around to some inexpensive motels to see if they could find anything cheaper for us. Almost everything was full, and really, how would we have gotten to another motel anyway? Because of the biker rally, there were only two rooms left at the Days Inn, the cheapest being a smoking room for $170 (the manager cut us a deal--it would have been more). That night there was a hailstorm. We were thankful that our car broke down when and where it did, even though it didn't seem ideal to begin with. Better than in the middle of a forest fire or a hailstorm.
The next morning we called and got our car towed to a mechanic (one of two in the town). It did not take him long to call back and tell us our car was toast--a piston rod had broken through the engine block. After we found that out (we kind of figured anyway, but had to give it a try) it was crunch time. Checkout was at 11am and we had to find someone who would take our car off of our hands and also a way to get back home before having to pay for another night at the hotel. To make a long story short, we sold our car for $50 for salvage (we were just thankful we didn't have to pay someone to dispose of it!) and Bruce took a taxi to the airport in Rapid City to pick up a rental car and then came back to get us. Days Inn did let us stay in the room until 12:30, which was very nice of them but we did have to spend about 45 minutes in the lobby. I was really surprised at how few rental businesses do one-way rentals. I called every place in the book and only a few places would even consider it and only one company would do one-way to Cedar Rapids (Iowa City was out of the question, I found out really quickly). Since we'd spent most of the day getting organized and also factoring in the two hours it would take to pick up our car at home and make a trip to the Cedar Rapids airport to drop off the rental, we sadly realized that our dream of seeing Mt. Rushmore and the Badlands would have to be postponed for another trip *sigh.* But, alas, not to frett! The infamous Wall Drugstore had a replica that was almost like being there!

Well, there's definitely more to our vacation than our trip home, so I will post more later. For those who are wondering when or if we are ever moving to Cincinnati, we have been told that an official start date will definitely be solidified by tomorrow. It will most likely be August 25th, which means we'll probably pack up and move sometime around the 18th. Below is a picture of the house we'll be renting in Ft. Thomas, Kentucky.
