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Sun March 15, 2026
(Some Guy)	Okey-dokey-artichokie, looks like WWIII has been declared, and we're not on the W side this time source: united24media.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Will One Battle After Another win one award after another, or will everyone nominated for Sinners be winners? Or will the Academy take pity on Frankenstein? Can Hamnet nab it? Conan O'Brien hosts the 98th annual Academy Awards, 7:00 PM ET on ABC source: deadline.com \| share: Copy Link	109
	Energy Secretary Chris Wright revises his promise regarding when we'll see lower gas prices from "two weeks" to "a few weeks" source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	66
	So long and thanks a bunch for killing all the fish source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	11

	Yeah. Let subby know when this terrible affliction strikes someone who's not a "content creator" looking for attention source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	37
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this precise paralanding source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Millions of kids take melatonin, but doctors are raising red flags that will be ignored source: sciencedaily.com \| share: Copy Link	81
	The Love Boat, soon will be making another run (to the bathroom) source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	The CIA once trained cats to be Cold War spies. It went about as well as you'd expect source: popsci.com \| share: Copy Link	79

	It turns out that vaping may not be as safe as once claimed. Who could have guessed that inhaling chemicals could be dangerous for someone's health? source: theconversation.com \| share: Copy Link	143
	The Blizzard warning is real, put on your galoshes again source: mensjournal.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	1993: "If you aren't careful, you'll end up living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER." 2026: At least the rivers are clean today source: smithsonianmag.com \| share: Copy Link	33
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this interior access source: quatrorodas.abril.com.br \| share: Copy Link	8
	CSB Sunday Morning: An unexpected purchase source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Day 1,481 of WW3: 'Serious breach' - Russian drone crosses into Moldova during mass strike on Ukraine. This is your Sunday Ukraine War discussion source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	165
	It's Aliens I tell ya. Not ilegal-type aliens from messico or them other furrin places i never been to, but reel live Aliens from otter space. No, sirously, my MAGA bartender/meth dealer tol me. Proof? we don't need no stinkin' proof. It's in the air source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	33
	It's like 'Death of A Salesman', but fortunately the homeowner is a terrible shot source: abc17news.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Cuban Communist Party HQ ransacked by morons. Wait, check that: In Moron source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Not getting enough attention, someone goes ballistic source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	36
	"I've got a bridge to sell you. For only a buck" source: mprnews.org \| share: Copy Link	18
	I am ready to marry my supermodel Canadian girlfriend and introduce her to my fellow Farkers, but my Canadian girlfriend says the terms aren't yet good enough source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	107
(Some Guy)	Something wheelie terrible happened in Coventry source: lancs.live \| share: Copy Link	23
	If you're thinking about claiming Italian citizenship through your ancestors, the courts just handed you a pile of merda source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	3 in 10 Americans are taint licking cultists who would burn their own Nation to ground to appease their Poopypants Dicktater source: the-independent.com \| share: Copy Link	72

Sat March 14, 2026
	Here's the next excuse Bibi will use to poodle walk the US into the next step of this quagmire source: semafor.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	They'll' think they're signing in to see the White House, and then we'll nab them source: politico.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Noise Factor is leaking new music from every orifice this week, so at 10:30PM ET you're getting new Oreyeon, new Purple Lung, new Spina, new Witch Ripper, new Electric Hydra, a cover you won't see coming and a whole lot more source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Mass debates whether Dr Jack Koff should be allowed to practice source: boston.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Getting a bunch of 404'd links on fark today? It looks like a uBlock Origin update broke stuff, not anything on our end -Mike and Meg source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	90
	President Trump hereby demands that China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others send their navies to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and generously offers to provide help if those pansies can't take on the "decapitated" Iranian military source: thehill.com \| share: Copy Link	251
	Photoshop this fashion model source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	FCC chair threatens to yank broadcast licenses unless they agree that the president is the smartest and bravest boy in the world source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	121
(www.live365.com)	Show #506 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you 2 hours of semi-randomly selected music from the 50s to the 70s. On The Adventures of Superman, 'Dr Deutch and the Radium Mine (1941)' begins with more pre-war Nazi hoodwinks source: live365.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Say hello to Plow Force One source: local21news.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Police chase after a little piggy that went to the market source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Pass closed because of snow. No. Pass closed because people won't move their damn cars source: kxly.com \| share: Copy Link	29
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this friendly little fellow source: popphoto.com \| share: Copy Link	12
(Some Guy)	What's in the box? source: supercarblondie.com \| share: Copy Link	73
	So you peaked in the 80s, how about a house themed after a cassette player's spindles source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	97
	Since people always feel like somebody's watching them source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Hey, has anyone told you that if you get a refund it just means that you basically gave the government an interest-free loan for a year? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	85
	At what point do we get to start punching people in the face for taking random words, adding "maxxing" to the end of them, and calling it a Gen Z trend? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	106
	Kobolds have a long and rich cultural history and are tougher versions of gnomes despite only having 1d4 of hit points source: lithub.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Geography, foreign governments, old people, and automobile recalls are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 6-12 Friday the 13th Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Photoshop this balancing act source: img-cdn.inc.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Day 1,480 of WW3: Ukraine finds new role as protector of US, Gulf allies amid Iran war after being all but abandoned by the current US regime. Isn't it ironic, don't you think? This is your Saturday Ukraine war thread source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	261
	Ziggy, a cat rescued after the Terlton wildfires one year ago, is now thriving after months of treatment and adoption by a veterinary technician who helped save him. "He was on my mind, he was on my heart, I just had to take him." Welcome to Caturday source: newson6.com \| share: Copy Link	590
	No matter the fourth brick, all in all it's another four bricks in the playground source: ktoo.org \| share: Copy Link	29
	Even after death, a real hero continues to be a hero source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Five more US Air Force refuellers hit by definitely not hostile fire in Saudi Arabia source: jpost.com \| share: Copy Link	125

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