BOUNCE! Like your ass had the Hiccups!

Helloo!!!! Today I’d like to share some pictures I found on the internet. Pictures that MUST be shared!! Pictures that indicates that the END is near……

WTF!!! I wonder why the baby didn’t cry.. Having a mom like that! I would freak out and my childhood would be GOOOONEEEE! Maybe the baby felt as if she was watching scary movie! PARENTING – FAIL!!!!!

Another PARENTING FAIL picture 😦 What kind of dad is he??? Poor baby scared till he cried! No money till need to eat own baby? No money then don’t make babies!!! Later the baby scared till pee on the bread then you go eat the bread!!!!

This picture  was actually taken from “Pictures that make you go OMG!” album. Er….. Isn’t this the Royal Family of Malaysia? WHAT is this? Carriage or Car with Mamak store umbrella?
Signs that the End of the World is NEAR. WTF So friggin young act till so old?! So Damn Yucky! The more I look at this picture the more I feel like slapping their mom. I used to make up for my sister and stuff… but I don’t remember dressing her up to be like these freaks!!!

Went for lunch at Cold Storage today, getting tired of the bad food served in Cold Storage. Also, the bad food in K-Avenue food court and the Nyonya shop beside little taiwan. I wonder which Restaurant uses real food! I can’t eat a soup mee with the soup looking like soap water! (with bubbles and rainbow color when light shines on it!) I want real and cheap food! I think the only place that satisfies me is the Temple nearby KLCC that sells Clean, Cheap, Real, and Vegetarian food.

Okla… damntiredwannasleep ZzZzZzZz…. KThnxBai!

Another week has gone by!! Last Wednesday when I stepped into the office, I got quite a shock! Balloons were everywhere in the office! Candies and a ticket were tied to each balloon. Some Hotlink event for internal staffs.

One balloon per workspace. My colleague left, so naturally, his workspace’s balloon and sweets are mine.

I know my workspace is a little messy….

Candies + Hotlink Internal Campaign card.

Food and Games and Prizes to win! Food is REALLY YUMMY! I REGRET that I went for lunch. 😛

Prizes I won!!! 3 cute pencils!! And one nice key chain! Hotlink Kiamsiap lo! Ask them gimme T-Shirt they don’t want! Next time I’ll kneel down and beg until they give me one!

Don’t know why I shared this but.. just to educate you guys about Maxis’ Latest Slogan: Now You Can!

Our department gave out SIX 8GB Thumb drives for the crossword puzzle winners.

On Thursday, I went home by bus. A lady got onto the bus and started acting crazy. She shouted at almost everyone in the bus… Targets were mostly Indian, Indonesian, Malay which are considered as “black-skinned”. Her famous words were

“You sendiri punya bangsa Jahat tak cakap? Cakap bangsa orang lain!”

“I pergi tokong sumpah saya tak pernah marah orang tau?” (Yea right!)

“I VERY HUNGRY YOU KNOW?” (What she wanted to say was: I very ANGRY you know?)

She spit on the bus and used her umbrella to attack people. One poor Chinese girl got attacked by her, got angry and walked down the bus. Several guys got hit by her umbrella few times but they chose to not fight back. One plump Malay lady got hit by the crazy lady’s umbrella a few times and She fought back!! Woohoo! So exciting!!  Then the bus driver spoke with the mic :” Oi Jangan gaduh gaduh ya!” (As if that helps.) She then continued attacking the Malay by verbally insulting her:

“See your clothes also know you buy from the market cheap clothes!”

“Gemuk macam LEMBU!” So bad la… 😦

Then she tried to call someone with her phone but she don’t know how to dial so she turned to me and asked for help. I was sooo scared and I helped her dial. She thanked me!! @.@

“Everyone is BULLYING ME!!!” She cried and cried… (EVERYONE in the bus almost fainted when she said that through her phone.)

“You are Chinese too so you must help me!!”

“Bring me to karaoke. I like to listen to songs to make myself happy!”

After crying to her friend on the phone, we all thought she finally calmed down. She suddenly stands up again and attack people with her umbrella!!! So crazy! When people scolded her for being crazy, she said :” I am NOT CRAZY! If I am, they would have sent me to Tanjung Rambutan already!” (I wonder why she is not there yet?)

Lovely Saturday! I met up with my fellow college mates. Miss them so much… Whenever I hear songs like “Bleeding Love” “Disturbia” “Forever” I always thought about our days at Taylors College. These were the songs during our college days! Nostalgia….

Went to the Bowling Place in MV. LIke CLUBBING!!! Got hitz music! The bowling balls Glows in the Dark! Felt like dancing at the Bowling Alley!

But PETER CHAO says not to dance at the bowling alley like Justin Bieber did 😦 So I didn’t 😦

We went to the arcade too but I only played the shooting game that doesn’t require you to hide! I LOVE THE SHOOTING GAME! Although I suck at it. Stupid Aliens keep attacking me 😦 Why can’t you guys just burst open yourselves???? Plus the stupid machine! Kept putting tokens in it and we can’t play! Bluff our money!!! 😦

I Watched Transformers!!! 🙂 So happy! I got to Mid Valley’s cinema at around 8.30 am and there was already a long line! The Cinema opens at 10am! What are you all doing here?!?!? After a long 2 hours queue, I finally bought the 3 tickets! From 11am till 5:30 pm left 1 or 2 seats. So I bought the last 3 tickets of 7pm transformers movie! We were seated at the front. Lucky our heads didn’t come off our neck.

Me, Jia Yiing, Chew Yuin, Wai Kit!! Pic with my super convenient Ang Ang.

Bumblebee and Optimus Prime will be at Menara Maxis tomorrow! Hope I have time for that! I want to take picture with them and be Rosie Huntington for a few minutes.

Also, I found a Super cute guy with nice voice on Youtube. I think he is Korean by the name of ROY KIM. If only I had a friend like that! If only….

My blog is for me to COMPLAIN!!!! So recently I found out that SOMEONE or something had been using my office computer for the past few weeks!

1) Different usernames appear when I want to log in

2) This fella really likes to blast music in full volume

3) My desk is messy when I come to work almost everyday

4) I like my keyboard to be far away from me so that I can stretch my long, slim, pretty hands when I’m typing. When I came to work this morning, my keyboard had been pulled nearer to where I sit. Seems like this fella has short hands!!

Let’s play a game!! I spy with my biggie eye, something that has short hands!!!!

And today when I checked my email, someone read my email!!! Normally the emails that we have not read will be in BOLD. UNBOLD ones means that the email had been read. I saw BOLD BOLD BOLD UNBOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD UNBOLD BOLD BOLD…. 2 emails UNBOLD?? WTF!!! Who read my email???? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? ROOOAAAAAAAR!!!!

I saw an Angmo at KLCC’s ‘Coffee and Spice’ today… poor thing… Ate a spoon of curry laksa and coughed so badly!  Hahaha! And the whole time he was looking at the laksa like it was torturing him… taking small bites and drinking LOTS of water. But when my mee siam came…. sigh… shouldn’t have laughed at him.

Later I attended a meeting… I fell asleep 😥 I wanted to try to stay awake to “give face”  to my colleague coz he was talking… Too bad.. I was too tired. Could someone please teach me how to not sleep during work? Also, I’ve decided that I hate meetings. They’re so boring!!  From next week onwards I will be VERY busy coz my colleague left the company. 😦 So sad 😥 means more work for me!

Ahh… So tired! But I wanna watch anime! 😛 I can’t find Rurouni Kenshin episode 30!! Why???