THE UBIQUITOUS 'TORONTO MAN' IS BACK IN THE NEWS...

-- "Toronto man Nour Eddin Nouman, 18, is wanted after a woman was assaulted in restaurant near Don Mills Road and Gateway Boulevard late last week, police say. Noumanis is wanted for one count of assault and two counts each of two counts of fail to comply with release order and criminal harassment." --

And don't forget those darned 'Elmira' men...

-- "'The suspect who remained in the stolen motor vehicle, 18-year-old Joshua Balkaran, rammed two police cruisers, while the other suspects fled on foot,' detectives explained. 'The suspect from the vehicle was arrested on scene.'" --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "According to the IDF, the two men had recently been appointed as acting replacements in the intelligence division after their predecessor, Saleh Asadi, was killed in the opening phase of Operation Roaring Lion." --

IN SCARBOROUGH THIS IS KNOWN AS FAMILY MEDIATION...

-- "A woman has been seriously injured in a stabbing inside a family residence near Manse Road and Lawrence Avenue in Scarborough, late Saturday morning. An adult male suspect, who police revealed to be 30-years-old is in custody. All parties involved are related to each other." --

HOW LONG BEFORE THE BOMBS START GOING OFF IN TORONTO?

-- "The suspects, all from Tilburg, were apprehended when police stopped a car that was driving suspiciously close to another synagogue. The description of the driver matched that of one of the perpetrators from the earlier attack." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "A Jewish school in Amsterdam was hit by an explosion early on Saturday in what the city's mayor called 'a deliberate attack against the Jewish community.'" --

LIBERAL PARTY TOUTS... 'THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT'...

-- "The majority of immigrants seeking Canadian citizenship will apply completely through a self-administered online citizenship test, which they will be permitted up to three attempts to pass.  Before 2020, citizenship tests were written in person by default. Applicants were generally given 30 minutes to complete the test. If they failed, they had one opportunity to rewrite it before being referred to a knowledge or language hearing." --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "This comes after the president of the Customs and Immigration Union, which represents the Canada Border Services Agency, revealed to an immigration committee that the majority of asylum claims are being done through an app." --

♪ "THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS" ♪

WELL... IF IT'S WHAT THE MAD MULLAHS WANT...

-- "Al-Quds Day, usually observed on the last Friday of Ramadan, was initiated by Iran in 1979 by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini." --

AS EZRA WAS SAYING...

-- "Lawyers representing the rally organizers previously said they were confident the government would not succeed in obtaining an injunction." --

UPDATE... No bombs so far...

-- "As of 4 p.m., police have announced the arrest of two people. They said more details will be provided in a media release at a later time." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #04/2026...

-- "Xian Wei Shao, 60, who was found dead inside a North York residence on Wednesday was a victim of a homicide, Toronto police say. The cause of her death is unknown." --

YET ANOTHER SHOCKER... CRIMINALS DON'T ACTUALLY OBEY LAWS...

-- "Hamilton Police have arrested Jesse Murie, 19, after officers seized a loaded firearm that was allegedly brought into a Stoney Creek area fast-food restaurant Thursday night. At the time of his arrest, Murie was bound by a court-ordered undertaking prohibiting him from possessing firearms, ammunition, or related devices." --

THOSE DARNED 'TORONTO' MEN...

-- "Rostam Rashidkhani, 27, has been arrested following a hate-motivated criminal harassment investigation that involved ‘racist and antisemitic remarks.’ Rashidkhani attended the complainant’s residence on two separate occasions, banging on the door while making racist remarks. He then returned a third time, where he stood outside the residence and played a speech by Adolf Hitler on his cellphone." --

Surprise, surprise... there's a University of Toronto connection. 

IN OTHER DIVERSITY/STRENGTH NEWS...

-- "York Regional Police investigators arrested Peijie Zhao, 25, and Hunan Yu, 26, after someone trying to sell valuable gold bars was robbed in Markham late last month. Officers seized forgery equipment and forged documents including passports, business cheques, Ontario driver’s licences, counterfeit cash, and counterfeit credit cards." --

THEY BLAME DONALD TRUMP...

-- "Housing Minister Gregor Robertson yesterday blamed war in the Middle East for Canada’s housing crisis. Speaking in the Commons. Robertson stopped short of explaining the connection amid jeers from MPs: 'Wow.'" --

PIRACY... THAT LONGSTANDING SOMALI TRADITION...

-- "Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) web of shady family ties goes even deeper than her alleged marriage to her brother — reportedly using her political offices to secure millions of dollars for a Minneapolis health clinic operated by her sister, who is married to a top Somali government official." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

 

-- "Ruthless 'robbery crew' in Northern California turned a high-end Fremont jewelry store into a smash-and-grab wasteland, escaping with a staggering $1.7 million in merchandise in just over a minute. Authorities arrested four suspects linked to the crime: Afatupetaiki Faasisila, Jose Herrada-Aragon, Andres Palestino and Tom Parker Donegan, all around 19 or 20 years old at the time." --

 

NO, MR CARNEY... MUSLIM VALUES ARE NOT CANADIAN VALUES...

-- "The Israeli ambassador to Canada called the country 'one of the centres of antisemitism globally' during a visit to a Thornhill, Ont., synagogue that was shot at last week." --

WHORING FOR VOTES... A LIBERAL TRADITION...

-- "Orthodox Islam inherently contradicts and rejects quintessential liberal values, and the democratic beliefs on which Canada's system of government is built." --

THE KAMALA CLAUSE...

-- "More than 50 Minnesota K-12 school districts are offering race-based, taxpayer-funded financial incentives for 'teachers of color' and 'teachers who are American Indian,' equipped with 'affinity groups' that protect minority staff members from layoffs." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "York Regional Police confirmed the arrest of 35-year-old Muhamer Oruglica as a result of information that originated from Project South.   A person with the same name appears on the 2024 Ontario Sunshine List with the title Staff Sergeant employed by the Solicitor General at a salary of $124,873.29." --

Oruglica is also charged with two firearm-related offences. 

Smile... you're on candid camera.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating a shooting near Yonge Street and Eglinton Avenue after a man in his 20s walked into a hospital early Friday morning. Police have not provided any information on possible suspects." --

CARNEY LIBERALS HAVE ALREADY PICKED THEIR LANE...

  -- "The Liberals have known for years that there are hundreds of Iranian regime officials in Canada, 239 of whom have had their visas canceled.   Government officials told a parliamentary immigration committee recently that only one person has been deported so far, citing legal obstacles, including asylum claims, the absence of direct flights to Iran and privacy protections." --

THIS IS THE REASON COUNTRIES HAVE PROTECTED BORDERS...

-- "The suspect, identified Thursday night as Ayman Mohamad Ghazali, 41, rammed a vehicle into Temple Israel synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan and opened fire at security guards with a rifle. Officials said he entered the U.S. on May 10, 2011 as the spouse of a U.S. citizen." --

Neighbours told reporters that Ghazali, who worked in the popular Dearborn Heights shawarma shop, Hamido, found out the previous night that his brother had been killed in Lebanon.

NO WORD YET ON WHETHER TORONTO COPS ARE GOING 'FULL TIMBIT'...

-- "The demonstration, which is being organized by the Palestinian Youth Movement, comes comes just days after two suspects opened fire on the U.S. Consulate. Police say their focus will be maintaining public order while ensuring demonstrators and counter-protesters can safely exercise their rights." --

UPDATE...  A bit of progress...

-- "The SUV that suspects allegedly used to flee after firing shots at the U.S. Consulate in downtown Toronto early Tuesday morning has been recovered, Toronto Police say." --

I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE...

-- "The same companies that fired thousands of engineers to 'restructure around AI' are about to tell the remaining ones.. you're now legally responsible for code you didn't write, can't fully understand, and were told to ship faster." --

Engineers... they just can't help themselves.

COWARDLY COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT AND HER HAMASHOLE BUDDIES...

-- "Chow has not publicly explained her absence from the event. It was not immediately clear whether the mayor had been invited or whether a scheduling conflict prevented her attendance." --

This was entirely predictable...

-- "In Mayor Olivia Chow’s Toronto, police arrest and harass journalists who cover antisemitic protests instead of the pro-Hamas, terror sympathizers." --

SUSPECT ARRESTED AND TAKEN STRAIGHT TO CARDIAC CARE FACILITY...

-- "As a result of the investigation, officers executed a search warrant at the Brampton residence of Pintu Gohil, 48, and recovered 300 bottles of alcohol, 100 bricks of butter, and 91 tubs of ghee. The estimated value of all the stolen goods is approximately $30,000." --

Meanwhile... in other 'new entrepreneur' news.

SORRY... DON'T YOU ACTUALLY MEAN 'MUSLIM NATIONAL GUARDSMAN?'

-- "Mohamed Bailor Jalloh, 36, who opened fire at Old Dominion University, has been identified as an ex-National Guard soldier convicted of trying to support ISIS. A heroic ROTC student jumped into action before more damage was done, stabbing Jalloh to death after the crazed suspect gunned down the class instructor, a retired military officer, the sources said." --

Jihadi-boy should've actually been in jail until 2028... or, say... forever...

-- "In 2017, Jalloh, a naturalized US citizen from Sierra Leone, and former member of the Virginia National Guard, was sentenced to 11 years in prison." --

Well, New York... how do you like him now?

-- "Mayor Zohran Mamdani defended hosting divisive anti-Israel activist Mahmoud Khalil at Gracie Mansion this week – claiming he was standing up for free speech rights." --

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE 'WILL OF...' WELL, YOU KNOW...

-- "Police swarmed Temple Israel in West Bloomfield in Michigan Thursday following reports of an 'active shooter' after a car is believed to have intentionally crashed into the building. The synagogue houses a preschool, according to its website." --

The usual fucking nonsense...

-- "Police aren’t sure yet if this was a terrorist attack. They said it’s still too early in the investigation." --

Nota bene...

-- "Temple Israel is located about 20 miles north of Dearborn, which has the largest Muslim and Arab population in the US." --

UPDATE...

-- "The shooter is dead, a source who had been briefed on the investigation told The Detroit News." --

This could've been much worse... mortar shells were discovered in the vehicle.  

UPDATE2:  LIVE AND DON'T LEARN...

  --  "Dems vote to keep DHS closed despite airport chaos, Iranian sleeper cell threat"  --  

RELAX FOLKS... I'M SURE YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS WILL BE UNFROZEN EVENTUALLY...

-- "The Carney Liberal government has introduced a new lawful access bill that it says will help police and security services track and identify people who may be using tools like social media or artificial intelligence to commit crimes or threaten national security." --

You say martial law like it's a bad thing.

SMELL THE JOURNALISM... WOULDN'T ACTUAL 'CANADIANS' HAVE VALID PASSPORTS?

-- "The RCMP says three Canadians, Domenico Cherubini, 51, Minh Nguyen, 40, and Christian Ndizeye, 33, were caught with forged passports at an Ontario land border after they made a wrong turn towards the bridge to the U.S. and were forced to turn back." --

Oh... it gets better...

-- "The three suspects were found to be in possession of six fake passports, equipment “consistent with the production of forged documents,” roughly $24,000 worth of U.S. and Canadian currency, as well as 84 credit, debit and gift cards, and drug paraphernalia." --

WHILE MARX CARNAGE CONTINUES TO STRIP CANADIANS OF LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "As we reported in a video last year, the Scandinavian nation ordered 26,000 C8 modular rail rifle carbines in August 2025. Clearly pleased with the rifles of the first shipment, and perhaps the reliable delivery time of Colt Canada, Danish Defence has moved to order another 26,000." --

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...

-- "Please note that, for the safety of employees and visitors, ALL PERSONS entering Toronto Police Service headquarters must go through security screening. You are not required to submit to screening. You may leave at any time but, if you do not consent to this screening, you will be denied entry.   Thank you for your cooperation." --

NOTA BENE... Meanwhile... back at the synagogue...

Public Safety Minister Gary Anandasangaree announces up to $10 million in funding will be given to eligible organizations with the aim of increasing security at Jewish gathering spaces.

Let’s ask an Islamophobia Czar...

  --  "This week, I met with the Prime Minister of Canada, to highlight how Islamophobia, and its intersections with anti-Palestinian and anti-Arab racism, continues to harm our social fabric."  --  

BREAKING... Shooters coming out of the woodwork...

-- "A gunman is dead and two people are critically injured following a shooting Thursday morning at Old Dominion University. The university did not provide further details, and the gunman's identity has not been revealed." --

FROM THE COMMENTS...

-- "The real crime here is that there is no French labelling." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police say three people were taken to hospital following a stabbing near Yonge Street and Sheppard Avenue in North York early Thursday morning. Investigators have not provided a description of the suspect." --

And...

-- "Peel Regional Police are searching for a suspect wanted in connection with two arsons at the same home in Mississauga earlier this year." --

THOSE DARNED 'GTA MEN'...

-- "GTA man Kelly Osifo, 36, is in the custody of London police following a two-year human trafficking investigation. Osifo faces a long list of charges, including assault, uttering threats of death or bodily harm, trafficking, mischief and benefitting from trafficking a person over the age of 18." --

If only we could find some sort of correlation...

-- "A new report from Statistics Canada found that the rate of online child sexual exploitation has increased by 347 per cent in Canada since 2014." --

Not a Bob or a Doug in sight...

-- "The driver of the Acura, Faizaan Awan, age 16, was discovered suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. He was taken to hospital, where he later died from his injuries." --

Well, there's a shocker...

A man is in hospital after being shot at an apartment building at Jane Street and Finch Avenue in North York. No further details have been released.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO... 'IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE?'

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-- "Chilling cellphone footage taken by a victim of a random subway shove shows the moment a migrant who shoved him and an 83-year-old man off the platform calmly walks away after the unprovoked violence." --

Public transit has become a Mad Max nightmare...

-- "Calls for bleed kits to be installed in every major bus station and on bus routes in areas affected by serious violence have been backed by the London Assembly." --

TORONTO POLICE 'MUSLIM PODCAST' WAS ONLY THE FIRST PR DISASTER...

-- "After this, perhaps more people will be learning about Islam." --

You remember Muslim 'Bert and Ernie', right?

THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT'S 'PRE-PAID' PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM...

-- "The CBC yesterday would not release an internal guide detailing which public figures are banned from interviews by the news department. Travis Dhanraj, a former CBC-TV host, told the Commons heritage committee he had seen the guide and a companion blacklist of 45 names: 'Do not go near these people.'" --

The killer is indeed inside the house.

HOMICIDE COPS SAY EVIDENCE POINTS TO TORONTO GANGBANGER HITMEN...

blockquote> -- "Durham Regional Police are saying the killing of 30-year-old Michael Nigris was 'targeted and deliberate.’ Police say they have zeroed in on two suspects, both of whom have ties to Toronto, but no arrests have been made." --

MAYBE THE LIBERALS SHOULD OFFER A GANG GUN GRAB PREMIUM?

-- "Toronto Police are investigating an armed home invasion near Glencairn Avenue near Avenue Road. in Toronto’s Lytton Park neighbourhood that left one man with serious injuries. According to paramedics, one man was transported from the home to hospital in serious, but non-life-threatening condition. Police have not released any information on possible suspects." --

No gun... no problem...

-- "A man has been taken to hospital after a stabbing at Union Station Wednesday morning." --

REMEMBER, IT'S NOT AFRICANS... IT'S, (cough, cough) TRAVELLERS...

THE 'M' WORD...

-- "Toronto Public Health has confirmed two travel-related cases of ‘mpox clade Ib’ a fast-spreading variant of the mpox virus. While cases have been reported across Toronto, TPH has recorded higher numbers of mpox among residents of the downtown core.  Last year, there were 155 confirmed cases of the virus in the city." --

Nota bene...

-- "Gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men are most affected." --