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GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, I suggest getting it now. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand, sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Best of all?...
Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees were trickling in, dodging the drizzling rain as they embarked upon their COVID tests. We made small talk as we awaited our results, eyeing each others’ silhouettes. What’s small talk and what’s flirtation? Here, the line is fuzzy. That’s what makes it...
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Favorite sex toys EVER

I’ve put hundreds of things on/in/around my genitals, so it means a lot to make it here.

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Minn kGoal kegel exerciser vibrator and my Android phone
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina? So I’m being up front...
Jimmyjane Little Chroma on top of my blender.
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London. Not like replying to a...
LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in his eyes. The despair. The...
We-Vibe Wish rechargeable clitoral vibrator on a small table, next to a clock and necklace.
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas: “consistency is key, especially when...

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