Hoy he encontrado este enlace (http://breakfast.go4go.net/?Go_humour) en el que se compara la práctica del sexo con el juego del go:
Go is much better than sex. Some reasons:
You can become a professional and be proud of it. (del go, se entiende)
Spectators – are not a problem, if you wish to play Go.
You can play Go with people who have a different sexual orientation.
Serious games lasts for 10 hours or even more. (creo que aquí se refiere también al go)
You can play all day, every day, for days on end. (aquí nuevamente debe referirse al go, no?)
You never fall ill, while playing Go. (no, nunca, nunca…)
You don’t need to buy flowers or chocolate before the game. (bueno, podría probarse)
There is never any committment after the game, just go find another playing partner. (otra ventaja del go, aunque en todo hay ambientes liberales)
You can play go by internet. (sí, claro. En internet se puede de todo hoy en día)
You can easily change the opponent. (sin malos rollos, eh?)
You can already be a strong player at the age of 7. (ui, no es eso ilegal?)
You can enjoy the game at the age of 70, 80, 90… (eso sí que consuela)
As soon as you finish the game , you can start a new one. (así, con poderío. Yo, al quinto me canso un poco ya…)
Strong players can play lots of opponents simultaneously. (Sigue hablando de go? Yo he visto algunas pelis donde eso pasa en el otro tema. Me abstendré de poner enlaces)
You can smoke and drink beer during the game. (y lo de fumar después, qué? no cuenta?)
Your opponent never complains, if you are playing too fast. (Eso es, y cuanto antes acabes, antes empiezas el siguiente)
You don’t need to kiss your opponent during the game or after the game. (otra vez hablando de go, casi seguro)
You don’t feel guilty after the game. (bueno, depende de lo que hayas hecho)
In go your performance improves with age. (desde que cumplí los 40 esto se lo digo yo a todas)
In go your looks don’t matter.
You can play go by yourself and not feel embarassed about it. (ahí está, sin complejos)
You can play go on the computer and not feel like a loser. (eso es. Nunca hay que sentirse un perdedor)
Y bueno, a partir de aquí que cada cual elija. Y quien pueda que se quede con todo…