I know that it’s kind of late to just now start to talk about new teachers, but oh well. My teacher this year is like the coolest teacher in the whole world! Her name is Mrs. Laxton and she is the best teacher I have ever had.
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•February 22, 2008 • Leave a CommentIf you read this post then you are most likely are.
Why am i like the only one who doesn’t obsess over boys?
•February 22, 2008 • 1 CommentLIke every single girl in my school obsesses over boys. There are no decent boys at our school. They are all either ugly, mean, or just plain weird. Everyone is all like,”He is sooooooooo hot!,” when ever a “hot” boy walks by. I also hate how they all think that celebrities are hot. They are NOT! They all wear eyeliner which makes them even uglier. To be honest if a guy wears eyeliner I think that he is gay. Everyone thinks that Fallout boy, Green Day, and the Jonas Brothers are hot. They are gay, ugly, stupid, and they can’t sing. You know what else bothers me? There is this kid at my school who is obsessed with me. He is always asking me out and no matter how many tomes I tell him that I HATE him he just won’t leave me alone! He always gives me stuff on Valentines day. On the last day of school last year he sent me this note and this is what it said,
Dear Jennifox,
It is the last day of school. Won’t you just give me a chance and pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase go out with me.
Love,
KT
Then Super Mousy tried to convince that I could have a secret relationship with him and no one else would have to know. That kind of thing gets out plus I HATE him. Yesterday he gave me a white carnation. A white carnation means a secret admirer. It was so obvious that it was him. I told him that I HATE him and that I never want to see him again but he just can’t get it through his thick skull!
My best friend likes my brother more than she likes her own boyfriend!
•December 29, 2007 • 4 CommentsCan you believe that!? My friend SuperMousey has a boyfriend named DS. She has been going out with him since like 4th grade. She has a major crush or as she likes to call “a small obsession” on my brother. Every time she sees him she’s all like,”Hey Austin.” She gets this dreamy look in her eyes too. It’s soooooooooooo annoying! Then every time she sees him at school she “accidentally” almost runs into him. When she tells me about it she all like”OMG! I almost ran into Austin at school today!” She acts like it’s the best thing that ever happened to her. See in third grade she saw him all the time and didn’t care about him at all. Now she is OBSESSED with him. Like two weeks ago she was having problems with her “boyfriend” and she called him and almost broke up with him. Then she decided that she wasn’t mad at him and didn’t brake up with him. Then I asked her who she liked more, her own boyfriend or my brother. You probably already know what she said, but I’m gonna tell you anyway. SHE SAID THAT SHE LIKED MY BROTHER MORE THAN HER OWN BOYFRIEND!One of the rules of having a best friend is that you absolutely CANNOT in any way like of have ant type of crush on their brother or brothers and/or sister or sisters. It’s in the unwritten rules of friendship. Like everyone in the whole wide world knows that. I’m still in shock.
Morning Me
•June 9, 2007 • 7 CommentsWhen I wake up, I am pretty grouchy. My voice is all scratchy and I yawn a lot. I am really tired. Even so, I talk on the phone! My hair is all messed up. And, I pee for a really long time when I use the bathroom. Is anyone else out there like me?
My Odd Dream
•June 4, 2007 • 4 CommentsThis is Jennifox. Last night I had this really weird dream. It was where I went to middle school. But it was more of a haunted house than a school. First I was on the bus and someone got shot. But they didn’t die. Then one of my new teachers was walking up and down the hall. At first he walked down the hall at 9:59. It was normal at first. Then we walked down the hall at 10:00. When we did, the portraits were looking at the ceiling, instead of looking straight ahead. Then we walked down a different hall at 10:59. Everything was completely normal. Then we walked down that same hallway at 11:00. And when we walked down the hall at 11:00, there were eyes poking out of the wall. Then it was time to go home. We got a new bus and my bus driver said, “Don’t nobody be shootin’ on this bus, or the bullet will come back and hit the shooter in the face. Ya har?” When I got off the bus, I was at my friend EW’s house. I went to her house because I wanted to start a super account on neopets.com. Then, I realized I forgot to tell my mom I was going to her house. When I was fixing to leave, a giant spider came and shot webs at everybody. EW and I got away and ran across the highway to my house.When I knocked on the door, my mom slammed it in my face cause she claimed she didn’t know me. Then I convinced her to let me in. When I was in the middle of telling her everything that happened to me that day, I woke up. And, well, then, my dream was over. Pretty weird, huh?
Littlest Pet Shop
•June 3, 2007 • 11 CommentsOkay, this is Jennifox. One time, when I went to SuperMousey’s house, she talked me into collecting LPS. (Littlest Pet Shop) My mom bought me a rabbit. LPS is a VERY delicate subject to my friend HG. She denies that she has an obsession with them. SuperMousey gave me some, so did HG. I used non-LPS animals to substitute for the ones I didn’t have. My favorite LPS is a little brown dog named Taffy. Go to littlestpetshop.com to get a better look at them.
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