So...a couple of days ago I took some mail out to our mailbox to mail...because that is what you do with them, right? I put my mail in my mailbox, closed the lid & reached for the red flag to tell my mailman she had mail to take for me. It wasn't there. What the...? Who steals a flippin flag off of a mailbox? The same mailbox vandalizer took the latch off my neighbor's mailbox so their's won't stay closed. Lame. I need to take a trip to Home Depot to see if I can buy a new flag. I've also brainstormed making a fancy one. Maybe it could be a sweet red hand flipping off my newfound friend!? Whatev.
I didn't realize that was only the beginning. On Tuesday when I returned home from running errands I opened my mailbox to see if the mail had come....imagine my surprise when I saw this:
It's pretty funny. Someone had a dang good laugh. I sorta envy them-I used to be like that. They probably peed their pants with all their friends watching the orange & purple smoke come out of our mailbox. A normal person would scrub their mailbox clean and throw those smoke balls away....I am not normal. They will stay there. Dorks. It's a little annoying when all of our mail is purple & orange...but the envelopes go in the garbage and all of our credit card applications, insurance quotes & Cabelas catalogs get ruined.It would obviously be silly to buy a new mailbox, but I am thinking it would be dang fun to dress like a bush or something and hide by my mailbox and catch these brats! I hope it's a teenager & not one of my older neighbors! Anyone wanna join me?



