like free cookies in the office pantry

I figure this blog is a bit like free cookies in the office pantry -- sometimes they're there, sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're tasty, sometimes they're not. And sometimes, whether they're tasty or not, you eat them anyway, even if you know they've been there for a week and your coworkers have all touched them and rejected them because it's four o'clock in the afternoon and you're so bored you just want SOMETHING to perk you up, even if it is nothing but empty calories, your coworkers' fingerprints, and the grace of The Goddess of Staleness.

Or is that just me?

Anyway, I have for you today some useful bathroom tips and observations:

1. A good place for Listerine? NOT up your nose.

2. An easy way to cut down on your electricity and water bill? Use a mentholated face wash in your shower. That way, when you're done, your face smells all eucalyptus-y and you can't tell that your bathroom towels desperately need to be washed, because the koala-food smell overpowers the funk that an old bath towel usually gives off. Extends the time between towel-washings almost infinitely!

3. When you put egg yolks into the toilet and then pee on them, they turn hard-boiled colored. (I'm not entirely sure when this nugget of information will come in handy, but I figured I'd share it anyway. Thank me later.)

I'm doing too much

This is a sign from the universe that I'm working too hard. I found it on the lid of my garbage can this weekend: