No sentence I can type will ever adequately describe Die Antwoord and Diplo’s “Evil Boy” and I don’t have to thanks to the magic that is the internet.
This magic allows me to copy and paste something that is NSFW (and rightly/comically so) AND as an added bonus you (dear reader /friend and not always dear reader/friends) can share in future nightmares.
This is the stuff that will put me in your block list. *sigh
http://pitchfork.com/tv/#/musicvideo/8418-die-antwoord-evil-boy-cherrytree/
OK the title kind of says it (well kinda):
It’s about email, and well my emails… or shoot, OUR emails.
I like emails, and I even like sending them out.
Emails.
I’m not saying, when it’s happening (maybe it’s happening right now, maybe it’s happening after I have my cuppa of tea…I’ll leave that a mystery to you dear friend or relative or person I barely know, but know well enough to have an email address)…the possibilities should and are limitless.
I’m also not saying who’s getting the emails…hey it might be you, or you, or YOU. Yeah I’m looking at you…
All I’m saying is:
I’m emailing.
I guess I’ll also say, that if you WANT an email, say so.
If you DONT want an email, say so too.
I might not listen, but you can’t say that I didn’t give you the option to speak your mind.
Sure, my emails might not all be well thought out; they’ll likely be sprinkled with all manner of grammatical error, cliché, pun, etc…They might even make you sterile.
There’s no way for me to determine the outcome of my emails once they are sent out into the wild.
If you’ll allow me to get a little philosophical here: They are like the wind (Yes, even the kind Patrick Swayze sings about–bless him).
*Sigh*
I can’t make any promises, but I can say with some guarantee that:
They wont sell you out, they wont be FWDs (unless it’s in the sense that I’m being “forward forward” nudge nudge wink wink), and they wont ever contribute to a better or worse state of living.
It’s highly unlikely I’ll ever pose as Nigerian Prince (or whatever Nationality is being unfairly used in online fraud), hoping for your help in acquiring a visa, large sums of money, or anything of that manner.
I don’t have any special rates on health insurance, mortgages, airline tickets, penis pills, rolex watches, and I can’t tell you what your family tree or credit report looks like.
All those things, in an email from me?
Very unlikely.
Hmm…there was something else I wanted to say, but I can’t remember now…maybe I’ll say so in the emails.
So yeah, I’m going to continue to suck at the FaceBook thing, BUT I’m going to be polishing up my inboxing/outboxing ways.
Get that spam filter ready.
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There’s an LOL cat just waiting, waiting and waiting to happen here.
So get at it!
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Hmm, I don’t know about you, but I think if there’s an Olympic award for fashion…Gold has to go to the Brits (Old Navy is probably going to make millions), Silver US (I’m so blowing a paycheck at Ralph Lauren), and Bronze hmm, I’m torn between the French Straps and the cute Israelis…
Anyway, I’m very under dressed but incredibly IMPRESSED.
Way to go threads!!!
Okay, that’s my Olympic coverage.
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G’nite.
Yeah I could’ve written the ramblings of my mind on MY blog, but no one reads that…and what’s a blog without readers?
Plus, the nerd needs a bone.
Bones are the staple of a good a good soup.
Speaking of soup, Keith Olbermann was on E!’s Talk Soup and if you missed it, you can sop it up by going HERE.
Bon Apetite
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Just try to control yourself. 🙂
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Here’s where my blog finally posts in the manner that all OTHER blogs do:
THE PERSONAL.
What’s it like inside my head/head?
Sorry you asked, but here goes:
Vampire Weekend, I like them. I like them a lot.
So when they have a new video out, I’m naturally going to be predisposed to like it.
When it looks like the baby of Wes Anderson and Woody Allen, I’m going to like it even more.
Have a look:
The song is “Oxford Comma” and the lovely band is Vampire Weekend. Love it: [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1xk07o4g%5D
Yeah all the blogs say it’s a definite nod to a Wes Anderson-esque film…but what is Wes if not a collection of other great directors?
Here’s a clip from Wes Anderson’s awesome 2001 film “The Royal Tenenbaums”[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkXiQ2QcCjg&%5D
While the video is not in color (doesn’t feature children in go carts and the music of the a Garfunkle or a Strummer), it sent me to weekend in the Hamptons:
Woody Allen’s 1980 “Stardust Memories”[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5V9_EVd67Q&%5D
Then I suppose one could also argue that Woody’s work too, is nothing but a wonderful mix of Fellini and Antonioni (oooh my heart is going to blow up!).
Directed by Federico Fellinin 1960’s “La Dolce Vita”[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_yA53yXrgY&%5D
Directed by Michelangelo Antonioni 1966 “Blow Up“[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU0t5irscFI&%5D
Maybe it’s just the way my brain and heart sorts things out.
I do love Vampire, Woody and Anderson…why wouldn’t it want them to merge in one warm hug of love in my mind?
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le bunny 
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