Monday, March 16, 2026

Ashes

          I am sure the funeral business is like making sausage...You don't necessarily want to see the details....So a mortician gets 20 years for giving fake ashes to a family...How would you know ? Who looks at it ?  Do you really think the pet remains you paid extra for are not just a scoop of ashes from all the dogs and cats done that day...

      Shouldn't happen and most funeral directors I have met are stand up people who are very helpful at a difficult time, but I have no interest in what goes on in the back room.

  https://apnews.com/article/funeral-home-decomposing-bodies-sentencing-colorado-ecde3b7eaadc405a893187c487debc05

FCC Chair Does White House No Favors

     Do we even need an FCC anymore?  In the early days of broadcasting the bandwidths were scarce and frequencies were parceled out with strings attached.   Section 315, the former Fairness Doctrine, the personal attack rule, other matters including operating in the public interest , convenience and necessity...There was license renewal and a level of content regulation (The seven words).

     So much content comes from other non over the air sources now.  The current FCC Chairman seems a bit of an idiot with threats of license revocations over news coverage,

      There are abuses like Stephen Colbert using his show to peddle a Texas Senate candidate...That was an equal time issue but the issue is for the 200+ CBS affiliates who are licensed....Colbert and the Network per se are not licensed.  That was what ended Howard Stern's tongue. in cheek candidacy for Governor over thirty years ago....The affiliates complained they would be liable for equal time issues...

     That happened in 1991 when WTNY ran a gag campaign for Mayor for jay Donovan. When Ted Ford and I , who knew the law, walked into Don Alexander's office and demanded equal time he gave it to me pronto.

      All of us who have worked in the business have played under the rules in place, but Brendan Carr is a dangerous turn of events.  As for network news being cheerleaders for Tehran or an organ of the Democratic Party....I don't think so.   Mr. Carr's reckless ramblings are not what is needed...Healthy competition in the market place of ideas works well.

 https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2026/03/15/fcc-chair-threatens-to-revoke-broadcasters-licenses-over-war-coverage/

Didn't Watch

      Remember when the whole Oscars thing was must see TV...Who watches it now ? Who even knows what the movies are and that Tinothee Chalet was snubbed means nothing as I don't know who he is.

       There's serious stuff going on in the world and the We Love Us drama of the Oscars is passe'.

 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15649291/timothee-chalamet-loses-best-actor-oscar-michael-b-jordan.html

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Swartz Death Announced

     We can now tell you what was widely known the past day or so…Local attorney and former City Court Judge Eric Swartz has passed at age 59. He died of an apparent heart attack at a Broadway Ave, home where he is said to have been living…Nice guy and smart lawyer. He had some bumps in the road of late but his passing will be felt by many he helped….

https://www.wwnytv.com/2026/03/15/former-watertown-judge-pronounced-dead/

Stable

    The two stabbing victims are said to be still in stable condition, one in Samaritan and the other at Upstate in Syracuse.

     Still don't know who the stabber is....Said to have sped off from the scene. He will become scarce. One of the injured lived in Evans Mills , the other on Drum and their ages were 23 and 26.

Who Wins

     Who comes off looking good and bad in the choking incident at Pete's?

     Some reflexively say "I back the blue" and take the City version at face value....Others say Milly's actions helped save a life and that the video shows nothing profound happening...Nothing profound enough to ruminate for two weeks on whether to charge the former First Lady of Watertown and then sticking with the story in court by offering an ACD Milly would be foolish to take.

     ACDs are fine when your kid does something wrong and the judge cuts some slack in the interest of justice. No publicity...No reputational damage...This is different....This was meant to embarrass.

      It's surprising the Third Floor didn't intervene early and say this juice isn't worth the squeeze.....The DA seems to want to protect the City's image by making sure there is some kind of admission of guilt, even though there are no consequences.

     It's too bad the community this weekend lost one of its best lawyers able to see nonsense when it appears....The goal at this point is not justice as who cares what happened...It's to extract reputational damage from the City and that may happen, although Milly haters will still hide behind their suddenly acquired desire to "back the blue." 

     This is when it's tough to be an elected mayor or council members, as you know the City is wrong but feel obliged to back the people you hired to run it....Kinda like those speed bumps, or back in my day the staff and lawyer nuttiness  over Jakes fence.

       

Sunday Morning

       Iran says the boss is fine but won't show him...Our boss says no negotiations until more bombs fall.

       The war enters week three, but it just seems longer......Every day we claim the bomb load increases but the regime seems nonplused  as they have gas prices, a Democratic cheering squad and friendly western media on their side.

       I heard MJT on CNN the other night and I kind of agree with her point that this isn't what we voted for.  On the other hand I enjoy retribution for all the bullshit the lunatics in Tehran have inflicted.....So mark me as undecided.

       But I'm just happy we had a fantastic weekend at the bar and am looking forward to the snow melting today.         

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15645711/Iran-strikes-UAE-port-threatens-abduct-US-militar-Tehran-Trumps-Kharg-Island-Live-updates.html

Will The Mule Kick Butt ?

    Assuming valid petitions are submitted, the GOP primary race between Anthony Constantino and Robert Smullen could be either a sideshow or an interesting bit of political theater....

    One candidate , supported by the party "leaders" is a sitting Assemblyman looking to move on up...The old pattern.....And in this corner, is Anthony Constantino....the owner of Sticker Mule, a fan of martial arts and a more interesting but unpredictable, may I say mercurial,  character who claims he is the second coming of Trump.

     Constantino is advised by Roger Stone....Smullen gets perfunctory endorsements from the Don Coons of the 21st.  The Mule has the money and it shows in the commercials on now.

     It will be gloves off as both candidates dish dirt on the other and if there is a TV debate, it will be must see political TV.

     There will be little coverage over this way but keep your eye on media out east and for those of you living in the part of Jefferson County in 21, make sure to vote in the June primary.

 https://www.dailygazette.com/cjfund/political/smullen-constantino-ny-21/article_1404413c-2fff-444c-b32b-3319e7ea882c.html

Saturday, March 14, 2026

No More Dress Up Days

        Dry cleaning is passe' ....Dressing up for work , travel, dinner....All casual...People wear pajamas to the airport...

       So dry cleaners are like florists....fading away...But Parkview on State Street  has adapted and found its niche....

        If sweat suits were de rigueur for Council meetings , I'd run again....

 https://www.nny360.com/top_stories/inside-parkview-cleaners-watertown-s-last-dry-cleaning-stronghold/article_b9ed6ecf-1bb8-5630-86a0-f7a27c170878.html

Good Opportunity for the IACA

    The Irish flag raising on Sunday at the Italian American Civic Association might be better than the one at City Hall....the socializing available inside the club with refreshments is a good event.

      Open the bar and turn some dollars for the Club....Do the same for other novelty flags...

 https://www.facebook.com/newzjunky/posts/pfbid02HNmQzwf8VrkSxkkyGcSumuqC2nh6Z5rJW6az2kBkKp5z162qVbu9cvM4TDSCTexdl

. New Type of Nightclub ?

      The two stabbing victims are in stable condition at Upstate after what local police say was an altercation at an "after hours establishment."   Wow, can I stay open till 4AM.  What exactly is an "after hours establishment ?"

      Something new....recently made up...Do you have to pay the city to get such a designation ?

       Well, glad the stabbing victims are going to recover...Were they fighting over some ho's ? 

        The city press release says these altercations are "common at these establishments.

       A lot of us in the nightlife business would like to know more about becoming an after hours establishment.    Yes, things can happen and that's what police respond to but no business shall get the pass that such events are common at "these establishments".

 https://www.facebook.com/newzjunky/posts/pfbid036TtpUxzJgULP5aCP3sxynS7tYQrMCWRy9M6MhJN7zdBgb3KxcgC7ktSpHMYcsJRql

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1422297296261450

Fleeing Motorist Rescued from River

   In other blotter news, a man fleeing a Mill Street roadblock on foot was captured in the narrow channel of the Black River. was rescued and arrested.

 https://www.facebook.com/newzjunky/posts/pfbid0Xhy3JNmHGSH17AkAPwVmh8CAVf2G9s3SjNXbun7gLTh1mstM4yrFvgXF1yDDzdjWl

Late Night Revelers Get Poked

      This time the 4 AM police call yielded fruit...Two stabbing victims, now at Upstate, as a fight was underway at a popular non alcoholic nightclub the police call a hookah lounge.

       It is called Eclipse and is located in Stateway Plaza. 

       All sorts of cops and police tape still there this morning.   There is a pending on premise application for the location. 

https://www.facebook.com/newzjunky/posts/pfbid0Xhy3JNmHGSH17AkAPwVmh8CAVf2G9s3SjNXbun7gLTh1mstM4yrFvgXF1yDDzdjWl

It's a Town Thing

    Failure to file financial statements with the NYS Comptroller could cost the Town of Watertown significant grant money, the Town Board was told this week.  There is also significant additional interest paid due to improper practices, according to the advisor the Town has.

     Towns are largely minimalist governing bodies but the Supervisor is paid good money....I think around $40K and some towns even more.

 https://www.nny360.com/top_stories/town-of-watertown-could-lose-4-6-million-grant-over-missing-financial-reports-adviser-warns/article_b953b86c-9874-50ff-8f06-f8db0b39bda8.html

Baked

      How do you bake to death in a commercial oven in a Way Mart and its initially deemed not suspicious....A Halifax teen's body was discovered by her mom in the stores bakery oven.

      Apparently there was a dark liquid oozing from the oven. Police have since said they are investigating a possible homicide.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/13/world-news/mom-of-teen-who-baked-to-death-in-walmart-oven-describes-sick-scene/ 

Friday, March 13, 2026

Everybody Likes Animals….Not So With Historical Figures

       The Brits are on the verge of taking Winston Churchill of the currency…Other prominent figures are also being phased out in favor of otters, badgers and other animals indigenous to the UK.

         The current King and late Queen can stay on the other side of the notes.

           Should we drop Benjamin Franklin for squirrels and rabbits ?

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/wwii-leader-churchill-to-be-removed-from-uk-banknotes/

Milly Doesn’t Budge

     Milly Smith told the DA “NO DEAL!”

      The case of her allegedly shoving a cop during a medical emergency at Pete’s Trattoria has sparked interest as Ms. Smith had first intervened to help a choking victim. The DA offered a one year discharge deal, which is essentially admitting guilt……all for a violation ticket issued two weeks after the man survived what observers say was an episode heading south fast.

       The matter is adjourned to next month in front of  the Hon, Kimberly Wood, the new part time city judge.

Livin' in a Box

         Kids act up but most rational people.....even those who are barren... would not go to Lowes and buy the lumber to make a "time out box" to lock a kid up in....Go to your room.  Sit in the corner....Go home....All fairly  typical remedies...

        But in one of over 700 school districts in NY, the brass decided the box was a good idea and after paying lawyers a lot to determine the obvious, we now learn from learned people that the box is not a good idea.

    Amazing.

https://www.nny360.com/communitynews/education/investigation-salmon-river-school-district-had-multiple-violations-with-timeout-boxes/article_c979c2cd-720a-56eb-b339-3ac449887666.html

"Watch What Happens to Those Deranged Scumbags Today," as Trump Threatens to Keep Pressure Up.....As US Plane Crashes Claiming at Least Four Lives

       We don't know if the new Supreme Leader is even alive, conscious or how many legs he has, but the war goes on, the straight remain largely closed, the Iranian war machine is falling apart, a US KC-135  crashes with a crew of six likely all lost, and Hegseth wasting time at a press conference whining about the press.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/13/us-news/trump-issues-new-threat-about-iran-watch-what-happens-to-these-deranged-scumbags-today/

TV 7: Solar Panels Threaten Ecosystem

    A rare ecosystem is said to be imperiled by solar panels in the Town of Lyme....So what, it's the green new deal.....

     Now if a conventional power plant threatened a rare ecosystem, that would be a crime....But solar panels are the darling of the left, so leave them be.

https://www.wwnytv.com/2026/03/13/solar-project-threatens-rare-habitat-jefferson-county/

Not Just Minnesota

      Like so many things in government, public housing in NY....affordable housing as they like to call it, is rife with waste, fraud and abuse...So says the State Comptroller. 

 https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/ny-affordable-housing-developments-misspent-funds-put-residents-at-risk-report/ar-AA1Yxwal

Watertown Boxing Club Prospers

       Nothing will make boxing more popular than a fetching female boxing coach....The local boxing club has a 14 year veteran of the ring has such a person...In addition the pugilists just got a $10K donation from Congressional hopeful Anthony Constantino.

       Looks like the City that once hosted Sugar Ray continues to show enthusiasm for the sport.

 https://www.nny360.com/top_stories/local-boxing-female-boxing-veteran-finds-calling-at-watertown-club-as-a-coach/article_ac18d32b-3a19-56a6-8024-0ebc0ddbc4e3.html

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Butterfield Project Billed as Good for the Environment

     Somebody wants Butterfield Avenue developed....Now Jefferson County says a project must move ahead to access funds to correct longstanding drainage and environmental issues in the neighborhood...OK, that's a laudable goal but for the people who let their kids play in the middle of the street, it's still a non starter.  The neighbors should insist on these underground improvements and leverage their position to get get some needed street reconstruction.

https://www.nny360.com/news/jeffersoncounty/county-asserts-that-butterfield-development-is-crucial-in-resolving-ongoing-environmental-issue-in-watertown/article_5b07a038-f149-57c2-bfd3-060b4a4bb4ab.html

Rage

      Today's near disastrous synagogue incident in Michigan was prevented in part by good training, and security personnel who were on the ball when the latest deadened crashed his explosive laden vehicle through the door at the house of worship not far from Detroit.

       You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out the motive.  Another shooting today at Old Dominion College in VA.......

         Won't be the last unfortunately.

 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15640441/west-bloomfield-temple-israel-active-shooter-michigan-synagogue.html

Hotwifing

    Having a hot wife is a mixed blessing.....Gratifying but many have trouble dealing with the stares or worry about her being lured away....

     New trend is "hotwifing" where you take the hottie wife and encourage non monogamous encounters as a way to save your own marriage.

    Seems risky but those of you with hot wives, give it a try and get back to us.

 https://nypost.com/2026/03/11/lifestyle/polyamorous-couples-say-hotwifing-strengthened-marriage/

Sick Hospitals

    Ten millión dollars for what is left of downtown may be little solace to Ogdensburg if their hospital closes as is being suggested now that fiscal woes have beset Claxton Hepburn and Carthage Area Hospital..

      There's a lot of political chatter on the subject with the overseer warning of drastic cost cutting.   People may have to do the unthinkable..Work for less money...But with unemployment so high now, you might as well, in many cases , not work.     

https://www.wwnytv.com/2026/03/11/north-star-warns-judge-drastic-cost-cutting-measures-without-state-funding/

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Flag Raising

      The Irish will get to raise thier flag…Not at City Hall but at the Italian American Club on Sunday…..This is a nice bit of cooperation.  We will see what happens with other flags, if anything.

Democrats Pro Working Man....No They Are the Pro Criminal, Party

     Why not call in sick ? The SOBs are not paying you....So it is with airport TSA staff with Congress refusing to fund Homeland Security....Same is true for the Coast Guard, FEMA and other functions other than ICE which is funded separately.

      Democrats are holding it up yet the same Democrats would hammer small business for such a thing....

 https://www.wwnytv.com/2026/03/04/proposed-thousand-islands-event-center-site-may-revert-developer-after-construction-deadline-passes/

Some Donation

      Those intrigued by the City's property dealings might note this beauty...That land our in the Town of Watertown "donated" for the alleged events center now reverts back to developer Lundy, if nothing had happened there by the end of 2025.....Well, it didn't....

      How much did Town residents pony up for all the travel, plans and other things related to this ill advised venture?

https://www.wwnytv.com/2026/03/04/proposed-thousand-islands-event-center-site-may-revert-developer-after-construction-deadline-passes/

Raise Those Taxes

     They are calling for higher taxes on the rich in Albany....Maybe that utility tax on business should go to 15%.....People in business, they got the jack, don't you know.

      Once Kathy's upcoming term is done, your new Governor will be Zohran Mamdani.....

 https://www.nny360.com/news/jeffersoncounty/state-senate-assembly-call-for-increased-taxes-on-high-earners-tax-cuts-for-low-earners/article_38a1dfd9-90a0-505a-bdfa-54d326d05f01.html

Kathy Is Here

      Governor Hochul was in Watertown and Ogdensburg yesterday giving the Maple City a $10M downtown grant and visiting in Watertown a Franklin Street program called Next Move which helps military transitioning to civilian life.

        She didn't stop at small businesses to hear about utility bills or explain the eleven percent sales tax they are paying.   Too bad., maybe she could impress some people with her answer and earn their votes...No notes at the NFPS,...They either don't vote or are hers anyway.

         But the Governor did visit the two cities, something the Long Island man hasn't done yet.   Probably waiting till after the primary in NY 21 as he would be compelled to endorse the likely loser.

https://www.nny360.com/news/statenews/hochul-in-watertown-hears-successes-of-next-move-ny/article_7f8be48a-a9c2-5fab-8466-d131cf46f31d.html

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Picking On A Veteran

    Assemblyman Smullen says his opponent is trying to bully a veteran because Anthony Constantino called him a coward for previous lack of support for Donald Trump. Smullen is a retired Marine Corps LTC who never misses the chance to tout his service, even now claiming in a fundraising letter this veteran is being picked on.

       No wonder Coon and company were so tepid in their backing in the GOP primary.

        Next step is handing in petitions.  

Getting Things Done

    The eye test was easy and the results were immediately in Albany…Renewing my license on line was $10 for Kinney Drugs and $102 for the state and you get to drive eight more years…. Of course we know a lot of people drive without licenses but I wasn’t brought up that way.

      Great weather again today and spring cleaning underway, washing windows and sweeping up the winter mess….Bring on the street sweepers!


       

What of 250?

     Wonder what is planned locally for the Semiquincentennial ? Probably nothing as the city got burned on the Eclipse as it didn't attract as expected partly due to uneven weather.

       Of course few know the significance of 1776 anymore......kind of like my generation and Pearl Harbor or Gen Z and 9/11 which is 25 years this year.

        And few houses sport flags on the holidays anymore.   The are two non permitted flag poles on my block but few in the nice neighborhoods.

         So likely the day passes with little or no fanfare.

        

Still Plenty of Outlets

        The landlord doesn't care and the local cops don't care.....So it took a complaint to the Office of Cannabis Management to get a weed store in the Salmon Run Mall closed (for now)....My God, it was called 420 Glass....How obvious can you get. No one was arrested.....The complaint came over  a 16 year old taken to the hospital after using weed allegedly bought there.

         Local police know of all the illicit weed shops.....But since weed is widely considered legal, there is no concern over how and where it is sold.

         Same with five dollar a pack untaxed cigarettes....

        It's convenient for the consumer and those under 21 to have a place. to go other than the street and that's likely why the blind eye is turned.

        The closure happened two weeks ago, but new travels slow in these parts....Remember when there was breathless coverage over a minor pot bust.

 https://www.nny360.com/top_stories/watertown-business-shut-down-after-illicit-cannabis-sales/article_7a81b15c-9f55-56a8-85df-542cde093344.html