Welcome.
Hello. I’m glad you’re here. Have a look around and make yourself (un)comfortable. You won’t find anything fancy because I don’t understand code yet, and you won’t find any lifehacks because my life is a dumpster fire, but I’ve got a damn good story to tell. However, there are instructions. Until I learn a few new concepts, my blog posts are displaying in the opposite of the optimal order for consumption. I want you to understand what I’m telling you, and for that, you have to start at the beginning. Please start at the ‘end’ with “Hi There” and work your way forward. For my part, I pledge to figure out what the hell I am doing and fix this problem so I can stop ordering you around. Cheers.
Blog Posts
Endgame
Hello out there. I know it’s been a while…years, and I’m sorry. It turns out that writing on antidepressants is difficult. It’s a good thing the little fuckers work, though, since my insurance is shit and I can’t afford my therapist anymore. Whole new worlds have opened up to me, in spite of having to…
12/24; Surprise Bonus Cats
I’m not sure where to begin, except to say that I feel obligated to explain it, to show the whole picture. I’ve promised to be honest. I suppose that means that I’m not allowed to act is if things don’t hurt when they do. And this whole situation hurts…sometimes, quite a bit. The robot hum…
Outlier
2020 part twelve is now sixteen days old and still making me beg. I was already having so much fun being furious and unemployed that the universe decided to spice things up a little and add a dose of virus to the mix. One of my closest friends was infected by his boss, who came…
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