Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Word Crimes

Weird Al has a big Dic -tionary!  Here's his latest.

Quite a few of my pet peeves are addressed in this funny video. One that wasn't is the use of (of) instead of ('ve) as a contraction as in should've, not (should of). When I see that written by people my own age - who clearly should know better, it burns my biscuits. They're just lazy and should've been taken to the wood shed.

I suppose most of this can be directly related to the Twittertube demanding the use of so few characters, but there's no need to carry it over into writing.

Just my 2 - cents, plain.

More later.
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Saturday, February 1, 2014

Super Bowl Caturday

A Blast from the past.

And so it goes.
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Friday, June 14, 2013

Something Annie Lennox, Light & Campy

Well, I deserve it. Ballet Trocadero & Annie Lennox.

The bizarre weather, the visitors, the unreal almost hourly temperature changes, the longer hours have me walking home bow-legged (now stop that!) and starving.  When the crowds arrive immediately after opening, and they just keep coming, there is no way to wolf down even a small amount of food.

So, since Wednesday I've been knocking back a good breakfast and hoping for the best. A banana just before the doors open helps, trust me. Today was a good one all round, but I came home with a headache and super hungry. Stuffed my face, then had a cocktail and watched this video. Had to share.   Enjoy.
If you don't know Ballet Trocadero just Google them.

And so it goes.
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Memories of Bloggerpalooza: A Marvelous Party

ImageI started putting this together right after the bloggerpalooza back in March, but with the PC crashes and much electronic drama, I am only getting to post it now.  Brace yourselves.  If you don't know the original song, I feel better.  If you do, please be gentle with me.

With apologies to Sir Noel Coward. He may just strike me dead for this:
I went to a marvelous party With Cubby and Java and Spo
It was in the fresh air and we went as we were
And we stayed as we were for the show.
Jay started talking at daybreak and didn't stop talking til four.
We knew the excitement was bound not to bore
when Sassy got blind on Cosmos & more. And scratched his veneer
like a cheap common queer - I couldn't have liked it more!
I've been to a marvelous party. We played some wonderful games.
Anne Marie disappeared and returned in a hat we all had to guess "who is that".
Someone arrived wearing armour, shells and a black feather boa.
He must have been warm in that armour for soon he had opened the door.
Poor Mark wore a surrealist comb, made of bits of from St Peters in Rome
but the weight was ungodly almost ruined his photography - well I couldn't have liked it more..
I've been to a marvelous party. I must say the fun was intense.
We all had to do what the people we knew might be doing 100 years hence.
We talked of growing old gracefully and Ron, who's 70, and more out of brevity
said if you're supple you're not such a bore then before we could laugh or sneer
he swung upside down from a large chandelier - and I couldn't have liked it more..
It was the most wonderous excitement, I've never seen such carrying on
it couldn't occur anywhere but Delaware it was most peculiar.. one had to stare.
You know people's persona who's from Arizona would make you quite shocked and aghast.
So much variety watching society scampering happily past.
You know if you had any mind at all, Gibbons divine 'Decline and Fall'
well it sounds pretty flimsy no more than a whimsy by way of contrast on Saturday last.
I went to a marvelous party we didn't sit down until six.
The food was so tasty, a few got too hasty and ate til they almost felt sick. And I couldn't have liked it more..
I've been to a marvelous party -
Ron made an entrance quite Gay. With bags that were part of the play.
You'd never have guessed as he set up the rest that his brain had been whittled away.
Fred almost got fried on some wine and talked about esprit de corps.
 Everyone filled up their glasses And saluted ourselves as they clinked
We meeting this way made us all want to stay and enjoy some more talk and more drink.
We made our retreat back up to the suite enjoying great fun that would never be done
But done we were as the Cajun did stir wrenching his back and twisted his truss
he hated to go but knew that he must - HA HA! I couldn't have liked it more!

I think I hear the earth moving.  Please, Sir Noel, I meant no disrespect...

And so it goes.
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Thursday, March 7, 2013

The Church Fashion Show

As the Cardinals gather in Rome to select a new Pontiff, I couldn't help thinking about this scene from Fellini's Roma. The Nino Rota musical score is a delight.  Fellini got a lot of grief from the church about this scene, but it remained in the final film.  To my sick mind, it is genius.
Enjoy.


And so it goes.
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Holiday Moods 1: Eartha & Friends

Thought I'd try to jump-start my holiday with a little music video or two. So, turn up the volume for this ultra-camp classic.



Yes, those are drag queans in the cutaways. Eartha always loved her fabulous gay fans.

And so it goes.
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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Commie Muppets Theme with OK Go!

Let's see, Fozzie Bear as Boris and Miss Piggy as Natasha?  Nah.

A funny bit of nostalgia as Fox Noise commits another suicide.  Right?  I mean, you have to laugh after a while or the brain will become pea soup.  So, with that in mind, enjoy.
And so it goes.
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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Let the Purge & Save Begin

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The new (for me) photo/film scanner was waiting for me as I came home from work. I was thrilled. After settling in, the box was opened to find exactly the same packaging care was given to a refurbished unit as to a new one. After removing all contents and following instructions for installation, I was amazed to find the unit was cosmetically flawless, so the initial failure would likely have been an internal, technical glitch which would be repaired by replacing some electronic bit.

It took little time to unpack the unit, install the software, and connect to the computer.  Once Windows 7 recognized the software and the unit everything went smoothly. Followed the "quick start" instructions and am now ready to begin scanning slides and transferring them to digital format.  Camel hair brush and canned air are at the ready.

The template is in place and I am ready to go.  Of course, since I have to be at work early in the morning I will not be scanning more than a few slides, just to get my feet wet and an idea of how the scanner software works; what shortcuts need to be learned.  Etc.

I am so excited!  Wish me luck.
And so it goes.
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Sunday, October 9, 2011

3 health reasons to cook with cast-iron

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Ran across this a few days ago.  I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet as often as possible, to smother chicken with potatoes and onions, or to fry an egg.  It dates back to 1920; was a wedding gift and worth its weight in gold throughout her life.  It was used almost daily over the years and I am grateful to have it in my home today.  Quite a healthy connection to great memories and for making new ones.
By Kerri-Ann Jennings, M.S., R.D., Associate Nutrition Editor at EatingWell Magazine

Cast-iron skillets may seem like an old-fashioned choice in the kitchen. But this dependable cookware is a must in the modern kitchen. Cast-iron skillets conduct heat beautifully, go from stovetop to oven with no problem and last for decades. (In fact, my most highly prized piece of cookware is a canary-yellow, enamel-coated cast-iron paella pan from the 1960s that I scored at a stoop sale for $5.) As a registered dietitian and associate nutrition editor of EatingWell Magazine, I also know that there are some great health reasons to cook with cast iron.
17 Healthy Recipes for Cast Iron Skillets
1. You can cook with less oil when you use a cast-iron pan.
That lovely sheen on cast-iron cookware is the sign of a well-seasoned pan, which renders it virtually nonstick. The health bonus, of course, is that you won’t need to use gads of oil to brown crispy potatoes or sear chicken when cooking in cast-iron. To season your cast-iron skillet, cover the bottom of the pan with a thick layer of kosher salt and a half inch of cooking oil, then heat until the oil starts to smoke. Carefully pour the salt and oil into a bowl, then use a ball of paper towels to rub the inside of the pan until it is smooth. To clean cast iron, never use soap. Simply scrub your skillet with a stiff brush and hot water and dry it completely.
Must-Read: The 2 Healthiest Oils to Cook With (and the Worst to Avoid)
2. Cast iron is a chemical-free alternative to nonstick pans.
Another benefit to using cast-iron pans in place of nonstick pans is that you avoid the harmful chemicals that are found in nonstick pans. The repellent coating that keeps food from sticking to nonstick pots and pans contains PFCs (perfluorocarbons), a chemical that’s linked to liver damage, cancer, developmental problems and, according to one 2011 study in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism, early menopause. PFCs get released—and inhaled—from nonstick pans in the form of fumes when pans are heated on high heat. Likewise, we can ingest them when the surface of the pan gets scratched. Both regular and ceramic-coated cast-iron pans are great alternatives to nonstick pans for this reason.
Must-Read: 7 Simple Ways to Detox Your Diet and Your Home
8 More Products to Help You Green Up Your Kitchen
Read the rest here. And start your own tradition using cast iron cookware.

And so it goes.
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Presidents Song by Animaniacs

Wish I had found this yesterday for Presidents Day.  So it's a day late, sue me.  The writers, voice actors, and producer (Steven Spielberg) had an intelligent winner in this animated series. This is just one of the priceless songs written for the show.  Kids would love history if it were taught this way. Alas, my history teachers (back in the dark ages) were all DATE fanatics - they didn't care much about WHAT happened as WHEN it happened. I've spent my life playing catchup, but there's always more to learn.  Enjoy!
I'm having a blast today and as I look out the windows I see the snow is melting with the sun, though it is still only 30'F here.

More later.
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Video: O Little State of Delaware

Just in time for the holidays, and a fund raiser, too.
More later, when I have something to share.
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Friday, November 19, 2010

I Guess You Had to be There...

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 From a Cajun friend in LA:
A man met a beautiful blond Cajun lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said,'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said,'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One  morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,  climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said,  'That was incredible!' He said,  'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn  more about each other as we went along.'

So she  got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she  said, 'I was a hooker in Thibodaux but I worked both sides of Bayou Lafourche.

I dun toll you cher, you had to be there. Being Cajun earned extra points.

And so it goes.
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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Saturday, July 3, 2010

July 4th Traditions and Stan Freberg

There are two annual July 4th traditions that I thoroughly enjoy year after year. They are 1.) a viewing of the film version of "1776" and 2.) listening to Stan Freberg's "The United States of America" on CD (which contains a few scenes cut from the original vinyl). An in-studio concept album spotlighting some of the best voice actors in the business, and some are still with us today. If you don't know their names you'll surely remember their voices.

Here's a small snippet from the album which is full of puns, gags, and over the top comparisons.  This one covers the sale of Manhattan Island and the Boston Tea Party.  Enjoy.  And please, no throwing of tomatoes.
More can be found at YouTube, if you're interested.

I'll have more on this holiday tomorrow, but for now, just laugh and enjoy your your evening.

And so it goes.
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Monday, May 17, 2010

PSA for the Tea Party & FreedomWorks

 D.C. Douglas may have lost his gig as a voice over announcer on Geico commercials, but he's found another use for his time and talent ... making a tongue-in-cheek PSA warning people, "don't drunk dial FreedomWorks."
Notice he doesn't say 'don't call at all.'
 

So much rushing these days. I hope to post an update this evening.
More later.
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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Give up the Complicated Life

The original was by the Kinks, but this cover and video is near and dear to my heart featuring my beloved New Orleans and covered by the Preservation Hall Jazz Band featuring Clint Maedgen on vocals.

For no reason, I just find it appropriate at this moment in time.  Enjoy.


Watching him cycle around the streets of the Quarter did my heart good tonight. Tomorrow evening the plan is to whip up the shrimp and chicken etouffe and this will get me in the right frame of mind.

And so it goes.
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Friday, October 23, 2009

Soupy Sales - R.I.P.

ImageBack in the day everyone from age 8 to 80 loved Soupy Sales. His schtick of slightly off-colour jokes and innuendo was priceless. Here's one last pie in the face:
DETROIT – Soupy Sales, the rubber-faced comedian whose anything-for-a-chuckle career was built on 20,000 pies to the face and 5,000 live TV appearances across a half-century of laughs, has died. He was 83.

Sales died Thursday night at Calvary Hospice in the Bronx, New York, said his former manager and longtime friend, Dave Usher. Sales had many health problems and entered the hospice last week, Usher said.

At the peak of his fame in the 1950s and '60s, Sales was one of the best-known faces in the nation, Usher said.

"If President Eisenhower would have walked down the street, no one would have recognized him as much as Soupy," Usher said.

At the same time, Sales retained an openness to fans that turned every restaurant meal into an endless autograph-signing session, Usher said.

"He was just good to people," said Usher, a former jazz music producer who managed Sales in the 1950s and now owns Detroit-based Marine Pollution Control.

Sales began his TV career in Cincinnati and Cleveland, then moved to Detroit, where he drew a large audience on WXYZ-TV. He moved to Los Angeles in 1961.

The comic's pie-throwing schtick became his trademark, and celebrities lined up to take one on the chin alongside Sales. During the early 1960s, stars such as Frank Sinatra, Tony Curtis and Shirley MacLaine received their just desserts side-by-side with the comedian on his television show.

"I'll probably be remembered for the pies, and that's all right," Sales said in a 1985 interview.
Read it all HERE.

More later.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Dancing to Beyonce

First came this:

Then the furry response:

I love YouTube.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Protect Insurance Companies and Execs!

Priceless!
Celebrity Satire from Move-On:

Uh Huh. That's what I said. Feel free to embed in your own site.
And so it goes.
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