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Rock Star (like Meatloaf)

2001-11-06 doycet Conventions

You know that maxim that the camera adds 10 pounds? Well apparently the internet turns you into an emaciated bookworm

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Urg

2001-10-31 doycet Conventions, Diceless

I haven’t put an entry in here for so long that MT has removed all my other entries — too

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Cool

2001-10-18 doycet D20, Game Design

Added a new Shapeshifter class to the d20 Amber Basic Character Classes. I really like how that guy turned out.

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d20

2001-10-17 doycet D20, Game Design

Updates to the Amber d20 pages. Specifically, did some work on the character classes, notably Ranger. Started the painful process

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2001-10-16 doycet Links & Resources

note to self: MaBarry’s (mostly) Amber Blog

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Weekend

2001-10-16 doycet Conventions

This weekend is fraught with gamer peril. I’m taking part in a local con, playing Living Greyhawk on Friday night,

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d20 Amber

2001-10-12 doycet D20, Game Design

Yeah, you read that right. I finished up the rules for running Amber using the d20 system.

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Appropos of Nothing

2001-10-11 doycet Links & Resources

aethereal FORGE is pretty darn cool.

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Hmmm…

2001-10-10 doycet Conventions, Diceless

I just found my free round-trip flight voucher that expires at the end of the year, and tonight is the

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Blast It!

2001-10-10 doycet Game Design

(but for how much damage?) I’m really close to a new version of Swift, but I’m hung up on how

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Star Wars, Session 2

2001-09-21 doycet Actual Play

The second session was sort of spread out over an abortive attempt to get something going on 15th, and a

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Star Wars, Session 1

2001-09-07 doycet Actual Play

Okay, I don’t remember when we ran the first session… would have had to have been about… let’s say 9/7.

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Star Wars, Prince of Alderaan, Beginning

2001-09-01 doycet Actual Play

Lovely. Actually, this is cool. I tried to do something like this about 3 years back with TiHE, and I

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Doyce Testerman

Mostly actual play from online tabletop games, played on Roll20. Also random other stuff.

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See the thing is, I called episode six "Crystal Snails", and then I got Vulfmon's Disco Snails stuck in my head, and then this happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if you've never heard of Disco Snails.
I'm sorry if you HAVE heard of Disco Snails.
Mostly, I'm sorry to Vulfmon.

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

There's bodies in the airlock, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall and they crawl right at you
They've synthesize deadly toxins up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Their location? In your station
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.
(With apologies to Vulfmon.)

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system fail
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They're not ill-willer, they're just killers...

2026 03 03
Tinker and Quin engage in a time-honored spacer tradition (drinking and conspiracy theories) followed by another time-honored ironsworn tradition (fighting for your life).

2026 02 24 timebolted
We meet Quintin's daughter, and then head out on our main mission. Both of these go exactly as we expected, as usual.

2026 02 17

Music by Kevin MacLeod. Intro by kleber-kgf.
This game, man... this game....

A few notes: the audio is still uneven. I tried a few things, but I need to try a few more. Stay with us and I'll get it sorted, I promise.

2026 02 13
Kiri's symbiote saves him... from something, or for something?
Quinn pulls on the strings trailing from everyone on Providence Station.

2026 02 03
The Ironsworn - Tolari and Quinn are wrapped up in the spectacular mundanities of everyday survival in the Oasis sector.

(Tim is quickly figuring out the system, while Doyce forgets he has an asset 30 seconds after mentioning it, so everything is going as expected.)

2026 01 27
Tim and I set up the Golden Oasis sector, and generate some legends about the neighboring Cobalt Reach.
Tim and I start setting up a Co-op game of Starforged! We get through everything except setting up Sectors.
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