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When girls don’t put out!!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’

I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.’

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’

I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

Difficult it dosnt mean impossible

terkadang kita mentok dalam menerapkan ide gagasan kita karena apa saja yg ada di isi otak kita kalau digubah pada sesuatu hal sering menemui kesulitan bahkan halangan. The dreams atau impian2 kita sering hanya menguap bgtu saja atau tertahan dalam memorial agenda kita. Suatu pemikiran pada saat akan dilakukan memang demikian adanya. Ada beberapa hal gila yg akan kita lakukan memang sangat sulit. Tapi apa salahnya kita untuk mencoba terus dgn loyalitas terhadap ide kita. Amerika bisa sampai ke bulan dgn ide gila mereka. Itu pun dgn pengorbanan jutaan dolar. Setelah keberhasilan tentu di ikuti dgn rencana2 gila yg berikutnya. Seperti kata Neil Armstrong ketika menapaki kakinya di permukaan bulan. Ini adalah langkah awal untuk rencana ke depan umat manusia. Bukan akhir dari segala ide. Loyalitas ketekunan untuk ide kita sangat penting. Kalau belum bisa sekarang, pasti bisa di waktu yg akan datang. Tadi pagi saya melihat wawancara Irshad Manji seorang muslimah asal Kanada yg bukunya sangat kontroversial. Dalam wawancaranya di MetroTV itu si pewawancara Tommy Tjokro menanyakan apakah usaha Manji dalam memperjuangkan hak2 wanita yg sering mendapatkan halangan dan kesulitan. Dgn santainya dia berkata “difficult it doesnt mean impossible!”. Wow.. Suatu kalimat yg sangat inspiratif buat saya. Jadi dalam keteguhan di sela tantangan dan kesulitan tentu bukan menjadikan ide kita adalah sesuatu hal yg tidak mungkin. Iya toh?
Jadi kalau lo pengen mendarat di matahari pake pesawat ulang alik ya silakan di coba yg penting gak meleleh di jarak planet merkurius hehe. Artinya selain ide brilian harus disertai perencanaan dan perhitungan yg matang biar gak gegabah alias asal nyosor hehehe

Hey. Apakah kamu takut melanggar?
Yang mana dulu yg kau langgar. Apakah karna teman temanmu?, lingkungan pergaulanmu? Atau mantan pacarmu? Hehe
terkadang manusia menjurus melakukan segala sesuatu demi mendapatkan suatu respect, penghargaan, unsur tidak tega dan lain sebagainya. Dan itu bukanlah motivasi yg membawa kita kearah kegoblokan yang se rugi ruginya. Hehe.
Kalau mau jadi tolol terus terusan ya terserah sampeyan. Toh anda sendiri yg rugi bukan saya.
Aku punya pengalaman nih.
Waktu tengah malam aku pulang naek motor. Terus di perempatan lampu merah smp 6 yg merah smntara nyala. Sedangkan aku dah mau buru buru pulang. Di jalan sebelahpun gak ada kendaraan yg lewat. Apakah aku harus nyosor nyalip lampu merah? Tapi kan gak ada yg melintas? Bukankah itu melanggar aturan? Memang melanggar aturan. Tapi aku malah mikir ini bukan melanggar atau melintas saat lampu merah nyala. Tapi justru lebih kepada SEBERAPA PENTING TUJUAN YG AKAN KITA TUJU. Seorang polisi Goblokpun akan mikir kayak gini. Jadi siapa yg goblok? Atau saya yg goblok kelamaan mikir di lampu merah tengah malam buta lagi wakakak