We Thought For Sure The Snakeheads Would Get Into The Government First...

 

...but our exoskeletal sisters appear to have invaded the White House and the Pentagon SIMULTANEOUSLY.

GOOD SHOW, EVERYONE!

Can I get you a bib and some crab crackers, Mr. Secretary? 

"Fih"?

 

I do get the joke they're trying to make here, but that's a VERY important letter to leave out.

If I were ever to design a deck of fortune-telling cards...

 ...I would choose an image like this one for the card called "The Lovers."