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If petroglyphs could talk.

Mar 14 • Marcie Jones

Idaho House Passes Bill Forcing Schools To Out Trans Kids So Parents Can Disown Them

No 'aiding or abetting' of boys with long hair or girls wearing dungarees, either.

Mar 14 • Doktor Zoom

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Mar 14 • Gary Legum

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Mar 13 • Doktor Zoom

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These creeps are just saying the quiet parts louder and louder.

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