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Tue March 17, 2026
	White House renovations may not be done source: finance.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Predisent Lower Prices makes another Jenius move to lower the cost of, well, everything, so watch those prices drop starting today source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	If you faceplant directly into deep snow you're gonna have a bad time source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Sorry crypto-bro, only pedos and other rapists get pardons in Jesustan source: politico.com \| share: Copy Link	11

	Asses breaking wind source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	18
	Hopefully, his bail will be set at more than $1350 source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	7

Mon March 16, 2026
	Canada looking for form organization with Nordic countries, to be called Canada United with Nordic Trust for obvious reasons source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	39
	'Improperly Discarded Cigarette' is the name of my Bloodhound Gang tribute band source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	17
	Old n' busted: Revenge Travel. New hotness: Whycations source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	20

	"Flying in America is about to get more expensive and less fun." Wait, it was fun? source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Man dies of old age waiting for subway source: abc7ny.com \| share: Copy Link	15
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this thorny handling source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Norway pushes back against enshiattification. "You wouldn't accept this in the analogue world," according to someone who's obviously never been to a Walmart source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	You already pay more for gluten-free, cage-free, GMO-free, additive-free eggs. How much more would an AI-free designation be worth to you? Ha, trick question, you're about to start paying for it anyway source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	What do you do after winning an Oscar for Best Actor? Celebrate with a burger at In-N-Out, of course source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Must like purple source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	On this day in history, in 1894, gunslinger John Wesley Hardin was pardoned for murder by the governor, which might have led to a new crime-free life if he'd also been pardoned by all the people seeking revenge source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Man shot in White Center. Sounds like that training range time is paying off source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	"In the detached cottage, Francis Ford Coppola wrote the screenplay for The Godfather, and George and Marcia Lucas edited American Graffiti in the Carriage House above the garage" source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	The secret to maintaining long-lasting friendships? Stop keeping score. Well, OK. Subby is still ahead of you by about 20 or so points so I guess we can move forward into our scoreless future knowing that I won the final round source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	11
	Apropos of nothing: new $30,000 emergency pod can withstand fires, floods, explosions, missiles, vampires, cops, bears. Possibly even 2028 elections. Possibly source: dailygalaxy.com \| share: Copy Link	43
(Some Perspective)	Photoshop Tennis: Near & Far Edition source: sariverauthority.org \| share: Copy Link	21
	AI is defending its own data centers with robot dogs now source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Today marks the start of Brain Awareness Week, which is kind of odd since it's hard to be aware of anything without one source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	If you can't get to sleep because anxious worrying, try the 6.30pm rule. Which somehow is not "start drinking heavily at 6:30pm" source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Today marks the start of National Introverts Week, so stay the hell away and leave me alone source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	If you listen closely, you can hear the White House MRI machine warming up in the background source: bsky.app \| share: Copy Link	64
	The deployment of a sniper in response to a rowdy St. Patrick's Day party may be a sign that your police department is a bit too militarized source: toronto.citynews.ca \| share: Copy Link	25
	An E. coli outbreak linked to raw cheese? Who could have expected - oh, right, everybody source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Google scraps AI search feature that crowdsourced amateur medical advice, mostly because treating chlamydia with Drain-O might result in legal action source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	21
(Some Guy)	When the diaper meets your rear, with the feel of cashmere that's Amore source: us.pg.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	"Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy." HOW DARE YOU Don't you know your entire purpose in existence is to create value for shareholders? Get out there and CONSUME source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	166
	Seventy-five-old recording of whale songs found by researchers, proving at last that whales of that time were fans of Perry Como and Bing Crosby source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	"Officials seek to break wind in Livingston" by passing effort to ease unsustainable pressure source: livingstonenterprise.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Walmart theft suspect tosses pistol while running from police in Yelm, sheriff says. Which is sad, because the gun was probably worth more than anything you could shoplift there source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	If they can dye it green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
(Some Guy)	Caption this contemplating cat source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Born dead source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	TikTok and Meta learned a long time ago that the most addictive content is content that creates rage in its users, and their algorithms have been deliberately ramped to maximize it to hit quarterly earnings targets source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	71
(Some Guy)	Next time your food goes to the wrong place, thank Pikachu source: animationmagazine.net \| share: Copy Link	7
	Five men and a centaur ride into the desert looking for magic, instead encounter a deleted scene from Mad Max: Enter the Dragon source: abergavennychronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Today's Great Moments in Iran War Sidebar Articles contender: Stock up on your generic drugs because of the Strait of Hormuz closure source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	Up until this year, Travelodge UK would hand over a room key as long as you knew the occupants name source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	No matter what AI tells you, do not stick garlic in your rectum. Odds are if you need to hear this message it's probably too late source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	94
	Worried about gas prices? Here's a list of mostly obnoxious and potentially expensive behaviors that can help you save a few pennies per gallon but, more importantly, give you those all-important smug credentials source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	98
	The future turned out to be just like Bladerunner, except with more sun and Polymarket gamblers threatening to kill journalists if they don't change their reporting source: timesofisrael.com \| share: Copy Link	34
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this cliff clutch source: kirkleesclimbing.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	16
	Vlad P; "Feeling Cute, Might Destroy Europe Later" source: radaronline.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	If you heard the term "parasite cleanse" and went all in on one, expect natural consequences source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	57
	Bear wanders into reporter's live shot about a previous bear attack source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	23

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