Shutting Up Shop
Hi everyone,
Thanks to everyone who has read or subscribed to this blog. I am shutting it down because I don’t have the time to devote to it anymore.
Please come and visit my normal blog, Charcoal Ink, or my blog about Beyonce for more of my writing.
Cheers,
Aulelia
Music Videos Still Matter: Thoughts on Single Ladies
As you may have noticed from title of this blog, I am a Beyoncé fan. Sure, she is an R&B pop hybrid, and she has many haters (as per usual for successful black singers) but I am not one of them. She set YouTube alight with Single Ladies, her black & white homage to Fosse-esque dancing with loads of J-Setting. The video on her YouTube channel has almost 50 million views since it premiered last autumn.
I gave it a go below with the video. My dancing is pretty awful, but I will prove my point with it. Read more »
Quote of the Month: “Blood”/Law & Order/8×07
Just caught this right now as I am watching Law & Order on Hallmark. This episode was called Blood and remarkably is episode 8×07 from 1997.
In response to a potential witness who doesn’t want to talk, Jack McCoy says:
People who get in the way of my murder cases get run over!
That is a classic McCoy, and Law & Order when it pops and bubbles at its’ best. Hilarious.
Episode Review: The Apprentice/Series 5×01
It’s back.
If you live under a rock, you probably do not know what it means. Million Dollar Traders came before it in February, Comic Relief giving it the celebrity push just before the launch. Oh yes, I am talking about The Apprentice (TA hereafter).
The first episode of the 5th series premiered just now at 21.00hrs. TA never disappoints because it always has the same punchy formula: Sir Alan’s joke phrases, Nick & Margaret’s biting comments alongside arrogant inflated egos of the candidates, vying for the job Tim, Michelle used to have. It’s fantastic to watch because it does exactly what it says on the tin.
This first episode of the franchise, created by British TV executive Mark Burnett, saw the candidates setting up a cleaning service. Naturally, there were so many explosions of not the right sort. Candidates already standing out for me are Mona (Tanzania baby!) and Deborah who did not get along whilst being on the same team.
Verdict: 4 out of 5 Crazy-in-Love choruses > it’s back, but we have to wait and see if it can top last years fabulous series.
More Musings on 30 Rock & Five USA’s Nonsense
30 Rock: There is this insider’s TV blog called Complications Ensue that I found randomly one day. I’m studying to be a journalist so I have no desire to work in TV but I am a *massive* TV freak. It’s an interesting blog written by a TV writer, Alex Epstein, who clearly is an expert in the field of television.
When I was looking through the archives of this blog, I realised that the writer was not wild about shows I am a fanatic about like 30 Rock, then I found this post. I had no idea 30 Rock had ‘plussing’ as Epstein calls, which is, according to him when:
adding additional funny material to a scene that’s already funny.
This is why I think 30 Rock is so fantastic. I noticed it in the first series that the characters always had funny little extra things that they did. It always made me crease because as a viewer, it makes you realise how detailed the comedy is because you have to concentrate or you will miss the subtle jokes.
I am slightly confused with the route they are going for in the second series. I watched the new second series episodes last night on Five USA. They were better than last week’s episodes but I am starting to feel like the show has changed in that, it is more self-conscious. I know that it was critically lauded in the US with the first series but found it hard to break into the mainstream with a larger audience. I suspect that Tina has probably changed certain things to make it more mainstream but naturally, this does take away from the magic of the first series.
I will know for sure of my reservations when I watch next week’s episodes. I still think the show is great, but maybe it is trying to find its’ feet with the second series. Which brings me to…
Five USA: According to the irritating voice-over I heard last night after the episodes, 30 Rock is being moved to being at 10pm & 10.30pm instead of the 9pm slot. Again, Five USA are just not confident with the show. Maybe they have pushed it forward to catch more younger people but I just don’t understand why they cannot promote the show properly. It’s not pass the parcel – it’s a show that can be commercially successful if Five know what they are doing.
Like I said before, Dexter is successful (1 million viewers on ITV!) and it only has 12 episodes, whereas 30 Rock has more than 20 episodes yet numbers just in the thousands. Five need to think hard about what they are going to do.
NB: The best 30 Rock fansite I have found so far is Pregnant Cornbread. Any hardcore 30 Rock fans will understand the hilarious title.
Crazy-in-Love Screen Links
A collection of screen-related links:
- Monie has written a summary of Vanessa Williams’ (Ugly Betty) career.
- Broadcast revealed that Red Riding, the critically lauded Channel 4 trilogy, closed with around 1.7m viewers, citing that show was watched by mostly females & ABC1s. Must be the Sean Bean factor. I won’t pretend, he had me watching!
- Variety learns that the Brazilian version of Big Brother will make circa $125m from advertisements alone. I can’t even think of a smoking hot pun to accompany this. That’s a lot of dosh!
- Cammie says he’d freeze the licence fee for BBC because of ‘tough times’, according to The Indy. Okay Dave, but then how will the Beeb make money and even more, how will you fund me watching BBC3?
[Sources cited: Variety, Monie on the Outside, The Independent, & Broadcast]
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