My name is Christian.

I’m a technology auditor who doesn’t trust technology companies.

I run my own infrastructure. I audit everyone else's.

The infrastructure is the point. Self-hosted, self-managed, minimal dependencies. This site is part of it: plaintext, no trackers, no frameworks, no corporate CDN.

The audit job funds it. KPMG. Technology Assurance. I spend 50-80 hours a week inside the systems I refuse to use personally. The irony is the business model.

GPG key, salary, and server stack are all public. That's the whole introduction.