In deference to my friend, Charlie, who reads this blog and is also terrified of whales this post begins with an official warning that:
THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF THOSE ABOMINABLE CREATURES CONTAINED IN THIS POST!
Those photos will be placed after photos of turtles, alligators, and dolphins. So that Charlie may be able to read at least part of this post without being subjected to the terror those animals bring.
So, let's start by saying that the weather really cooperated. It was about 80 degrees with basically no humidity so perfect for a day outside. T3 and I had also purchased tickets online before leaving so we were able to bypass the ticket lines and almost immediately enter the park. While T3 got their kids sunscreened up and maps distributed I ran over to Guest Services so they could upgrade my pass to a Fun Card. Sea World offers Fun Cards for the same price as a regular admission and with it you get free admission for the rest of the current season. However, they were having a promotion where if you buy a Fun Card now you get the rest of the 2012 season PLUS all of the 2013 season for the price of regular admission. Basically, I have the ability to get into Sea World for free until January 2014. T4 - I am looking at YOU to make this worth my while.
This is a shoulder season for Sea World so they are only open Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and their Friday schedule is a bit light. The upside of our visit was that it wasn't very crowded, but the light schedule made it feel like we weren't busy with stuff all day long. This may seem like a good thing, but it was a lot of standing around.
We had decided to skip the first Clyde and Seamore show of the day, figuring that since it was the first show in the entire park that it would be crowded! Instead we walked around a bit and ended up at Alligator Alley.
Ha! Those aren't Alligators!
I love that the turtles treat the alligators like logs.
After Alligator Alley we made our way over to the seal and sea lion exhibit that was near the show theatre,
Consulting their maps
Nate feeding the sea lion
Please sir, could I have some more?


The nubbins doing their impersonations.
There were six sea lion pups in the exhibit and they were adorable.

I'm King of the Hill

I said, "
I'M King of the Hill!"

Mom & pups

Some one threw a fish to the Mom, but she missed it. The pup found it (but is still nursing), and just didn't quite know what to do with it.
After the sea lion/seal exhibit we went to wait for the theatre to open for the Clyde and Seamore show. We waited, and waited, and waited, and finally they announced the show was being cancelled due to technical difficulties. /sigh. So we walked over to Dolphin Cove.
Sea World doesn't have a dedicated dolphin show; I don't know if Sea World generally doesn't have them anymore or if this is unique to Sea World San Antonio, but it made me a little sad. We got to Dolphin Cove just as a feeding session was ending, and Nate was bummed that we missed it. He totally would've forked out the $6 for the little tray of fish so the nubbins could feed dolphins. He's a sucker for those kids, for sure.
Even with the feeding ended we hung around a bit and watched a bit of the dolphin training and play session.

Got your eek!

This dolphin's mom (who was also in the pool) and grandma (who may have been in the pool) were also raised at Sea World.
The guest wrangler kept having to remind people that the only safe position around the pool is to be flat on your stomach - sitting, kneeling, and standing on the edge is very dangerous. I think it is amazing how so many people still do not realize that despite being ADORABLE dolphins are aggressive and can seriously injure (and/or totally humiliate) you.
We still had time to kill before the next show so we decided to take the kids through the little "trick or treat" area. The kids sure had a good time.

I love that Ryker props his sunglasses on his forehead when he doesn't need them, and Kita hates sunglasses, but loves hats. She forgot a hat and borrowed this one from me.

Kita told us it was her "dream come true" to get her picture taken with a mermaid.

Ryker ... not so much, although he did love to have his picture taken.
After the trick or treating we found the Azul theatre. It was finally time for the first show of the day. This show combines several animals in the show including beluga whales, dolphins (not bottlenose), and parrots.
And the beluga:

There were also divers that did some good tricks, and birds that flew over the crowd. I hate bird shows I'm always concerned that they will poop all over me.
One thing I noticed, and again, I'm not sure if it is the Sea World organization in general or Sea World San Antonio in particular, but all the shows were all "trick" oriented. When I've visited Sea World San Diego the daytime shows were primarily educational with the tricks used to demonstrate the educational value derived from them. It also may be that during the limited opening hours or show season they don't focus quite so much on that aspect of their operations.
We made it to the next Clyde and Seamore shore (Halloween themed, natch), and Kita LOVED it, Ryker not so much. It was about this time that he started complaining that he just wanted to see Orcas (they were featured on Octonauts (Creature Report! Creature Report!) and we had been stressing that he would get to see them. However, Kita was exactly the right age group to truly appreciate the sea lion/otter show. Again, unlike San Diego there were sea lions and an otter, but no walrus in this show.
We ate lunch (which was totally reasonably priced - except the beverages - especially for a theme park), and then had a while to kill before attending the 4:30 Shamu show.

Baby SHAMU!

Even though he'd been looking forward to the Shamu show all day, Ryker didn't care for it...he thought it was too loud, and I agree they had the bass cranked waaaay up.
We did a little more wandering around, took the kids to the play area (where they discovered the carousel and kids' roller coaster the Shamu Express. As it turns out Shamu Express was their favorite part of Sea World. Even Ryker ended up meeting the height requirement (by one long hair on his head) and poor Nate ended up riding it about 10 times over the course of the day. Like I said, he's a sucker for those kids.
We did go back to the evening showing of the Clyde and Seamore show and this time both kids LOVED it. I didn't take pictures either time, but Ryker got so into it the second time. There was a cue (thunder) where the audience was supposed to laugh all evil-like (Mwah-hahahahaha) and Ryker totally participated. It was endearing, for sure.
The worst part was that the night Shamu show wasn't scheduled until 9:30 p.m. which gave us approximately 4 hours between shows. Ryker was DONE and just wanted to do home. We did talk him into going to see the penguins (marginal, and stinky, but with a moving sidewalk), but after that he was tired, hungry, and wanted to go back to the hotel. We had determined to stick it out and after another round on Shamu Express the kids bought stuffed Orcas (over their allotted budget, but their dad bought them anyway ... SUCKER!), and we waited outside Shamu Stadium. Nate bought the kids pretzels and popcorn for dinner. I knew T3 loved popcorn, but nothing drives the point home like seeing the kids shove handfuls of popcorn into their mouths. It was pretty funny.
Finally, FINALLY it was time for the Shamu night show. AKA the BEST SHOW in the whole Sea World repertoire. Ryker crashed before it even started poor, tired, nubbin. It was Halloween themed with Jack the Pumpkin-head being all menacing and scary (I assume he would've been redeemed at the end of the show, BUT ... ) the leader of the orca pod decided to boycott the show. The first two acts went off just fine. There were lights, there were leaps...
There were trainers in skeleton wetsuits, and then there was Shamu. Who simply swam around the pool and finally beached on one of the slide outs and just stopped.
One of the trainers finally came out and said that because Orcas are matriarchal, and Sea World only uses positive reinforcement, and these animals sometimes have minds of their own, and she being the dominant female controlled the actions of the entire pod, well ... let's just give her a few minutes and see if she decides to participate in the show.
She sat on that slide out for about 5-7 minutes (during which time almost everyone on that side of the stadium ran down to get a real close-up photo). After a few minutes of the photos, she turned away from the crowd, but stayed put on the slide out. And then finally slipped back into the pool where she continued to just circle around, ignoring the attempts of the staff to get her to Just. Come. Here. Please.
Finally, the supervisor trainer cancelled the show and sent us on our way. A little disappointing end to the evening, but it was also hilarious and something I won't forget.