my slonksite
hi, i'm Rain, or slonkazoid
i write code and break computers
also see
my blog
about
i am a 19 year old human from turkey that still knows how to write code without ai. hire me.
some shitty projects can be found over at projects.html
my favorite languages are rust and bash, but i can write js/ts, c, c#, go, java, and esoteric languages such as python, brainfuck, or php. tl;dr: basically anything you pay me for.
i love learning new things. sometimes, i WILL make projects for the fun of it and there's nothing you can do to stop me. i love creating.
will write:
- websites & webapps
- cli & gui desktop apps
- discord, minecraft, whatsapp etc. bots
- minecraft mods
- (or whatever else really)
my favorite/go-to web stack is
| programming language | rust |
| web framework | axum |
| logging system | tracing |
| async runtime | tokio, and the rest of the tokio ecosystem |
| database and driver | postgresql with sqlx |
video games are my second passion. my all-time favorites are, in no specific order after the first: team fortress 2, celeste, straftat, deep rock galactic, ultrakill, minecraft, half-life, counter-strike, hyperhell, cruelty squad, portal & portal 2.
fluent in english (not certified though somewhere around C2 or C1) and turkish (native). A1 in german. enough to play csgo in russian.
my cat ('chud son' in gen alpha terms)'s name is karamel. i love him so much.
this page has a total of 0 bytes of javascript
i liked the challenge of not including any JS/iframes to sites with JS, or server side rendering in my main site. it makes
it more fun and creatively interesting in my opinion. it also makes the site way more accessible for people using screen
readers and people without stable internet connections. i am not going to encourage you to limit yourself in the same way
while writing
your website (which you should make btw), but please pleeasseee stop writing nextjs template
slopsites that don't render anything without an rtx 69420ti and terabit down.
