You know you need more study and less koko when…
(or you know you’ve had too much mr. ling)
- You listen to ALL the announcements that come over the PA system
- ..and half of them was made by you.
- Teachers complain about the announcements disrupting studies and you ask "studies?"
- You decide to skip school and a teacher calls you at 7.40am.
- You can sing:
- …all the sports house songs.
- …seiring dengan geseran ombak
- …and have memorized all the lyrics
- …and likes singing along with mr. ling.
- "Together we make ACS special, together we make ACS great" is your personal motto.
- You are very good friends with Mr. Ling
- …and Mak Chin Jian.
- You believe that it’s 10% academic and 90% kokurikulum for enterance into university.
- you treat the koko room like your office/home.
- people come to your class last whenever they’re looking for you.
- you enter class and the teacher exclaims "long time no see!" OR
- you enter class and the teacher thinks you’re a new student.
Teachers in school:
Normal teacher: you cross the bridge
KN: You’re about to cross the bridge when he stops you and explains all the concepts behind bridge crossing. Just as you’re about to continue crossing the bridge, he stops you and repeats everything again because you didn’t understand all the concepts behind bridge crossing while he complains about how students nowadays don’t know how to cross the bridge on their own.
CS: He tells you how to cross the bridge while telling you about how people cross bridges in a certain university.
P: He keeps droning on about how to cross bridges. Everynow and then he pulls up his pants and says something about how the students should listen and not sleep.
J: You wait 15 minutes for her to arrive and then another 5 minutes for her to catch her breath before she shows you how to cross the bridge.
MP: She tells you to cross the bridge by crawling over and under it.
WH: He tells you how to cross the bridge in the shortest possible time and tells you to follow his method of crossing bridges in exams, hinting that crawling over and under it is the wrong way to do it. While he is explaining how to cross the bridge, he makes sarcastic remarks about crossing bridges.
T: She shows you how to cross the bridge and gives you exercises on crossing bridges on little itsy bits of paper.
hey, at least they all try their best to show you how to cross the bridge.
And now for students:
b1 class: They study hard on crossing bridges. They cross the bridge and cry when they don’t do it perfectly.
sa class: They have trouble finding the bridge. When they do, it takes them 1 hour to cross the 5 meter bridge.
?: cross the bridge? they’re not even there. you’ll probably find them wandering around everywhere BUT the bridge.