Back in the olden days of the 1950s, a detective named Sgt. Joe Friday showed up each week in a police procedural TV show called Dragnet. “Just the facts,” Sgt. Joe often quizzed a witness to a crime. It was his mantra. He was doing what cops always do. Asking questions, following the answers wherever they lead. But first he had to make sure he had the facts. As we see in many a CSI episode. The police are doing what we simply call research.
Research is an everyday thing. Not just for the cops but for all of us. Before we spend our hard earned cash, we definitely want the facts. We’re not going to buy that game we want until we read the reviews, ask our friends, watch the You Tube trailers, check out the rep of the company that developed it.
How many of us have gone out to buy a car without doing our homework? Homework is just a down home way of saying that word “research”. Without it, we could end up with a vehicle smoking up the wazoo, the tires falling off. Then we realize this thing we thought of as “our little darling” must have been a pontoon. Just listen to the squishing of the carpet. All cause the salesman could have sold refrigerators to Eskimos. If we had only checked the car’s rating with Consumer Reports or googled that dealership for reviews. We might have read that the dealer whom we thought of as a long lost relative was actually Snidely Whiplash. (Don’t know who Snidely Whiplash is. Research the name.) After all, ten thousand smackerooskis is a big chunk of change to invest in an automobile that ends up running on its rims.
When it comes to screenwriters and writers of every ilk, research is essential. There are writers I won’t read because they can’t seem to get the facts right.
Don’t you just love it when you’re watching a movie. Suddenly you see something and you go, “Hey, you can’t do that.” That movie, that book has lost all its cred. The screenwriter or the director or the novelist did not do his research. It stands out like Janet Leigh in a shower.
Let’s say you have a great idea for a business. There’s no way investors will bank on that idea unless you have done your research. They want to know that you know, they want to know demographics, they want to know long range, they want to know costs, they want to know appeal. In other words, “no Buck Rogers no bucks.”
But the most critical research is that which may mean life and death. Like they used to say, “Research, it’s good for what ails you.” It truly is. Just ask a doctor. Part of a doctor’s job is to keep up on the literature in their area of expertise. They read peer reviewed articles about the latest research of diseases with long names you’ve never heard of. “Peer reviewed” means that the research in the article was reviewed and evaluated by others in the same field. You might say that it is Docs reading what Docs are saying about what other Docs are finding out. If they don’t read up, the patients who place their lives in the doctor’s hands will suffer. They may even die because their surgeon does not know the latest, and greatest, technique with the knife. So will it be to cut or not to cut? That is the question.
And we had best do our research before we go under the knife. We don’t want to end up with a doc who flunked anatomy. He may be in the operating room, ready to sew our gut up. Then he realizes he has a spare part and asks the nurses, “Does anybody know what this is?” He throws out our stomach, saying, “Oh well, there’s always leftover stuff.” Then he sews us back together again. We could very well end up with a craving for food that has no place to go.
You definitely do not want the surgeon in your room later, saying “Oops.” And the nurses singing a chorus of “Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant.” You absolutely do not want to hear that.
Have you ever fallen in love with a short story? I have. “I Stand Here Ironing” by Tillie Olsen, “A&P” by John Updike, “The Dead” by James Joyce, “A Temporary Matter” by Jhumpa Lahiri, and “The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber” by Ernest Hemingway are just a few I love. “After Rain” is another. It’s a real charmer.