Category: food
pulling mussels from the shell

i’m super p.o.’d right now because i can’t find my phone!
it’s on silent and the battery is almost dead and i need to charge it and use it for my alarm but it is gone!
my life is over!

and so now i don’t feel sleepy. my sleep has been disturbed by this. luckily after work tomorrow i can come home and rest/sleep/nap. because i am not going to get enough sleep tonight. i don’t understand because i just got done setting my alarm! what the heck did i do with it!?!?!?

i never used to like mussels, but now i do.

seafood’s alright. i don’t mind it. it’s not my favorite. it’s good, tho.

this place is like, you know, a glorified red lobster. seafood for the masses. just a place to spend money to have people serve you in public. it’s fun. i’m always ‘outside looking in’, tho. it’s what i do.

my PHOOOOOnnnnnnneeeee!
wahhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
cry cry cry!
phone withdrawal syndrome.

it was this chick’s birthday. she wanted to be dressed up as a ‘rock star’
she is probably 19.

this is cool, but i don’t drink that stuff!
i’ve tried all the alcoholic beverages and my drink is red wine always and forever!
the end.
gruntled and consolate

ah, the high life. a life of leisure and luxury.
yep, that’s me.

i am one of these people (whoever they are? have you met one?) who needs to live a small life because i take in so much. i observe to a degree that is overwhelming to me. it takes me a long time to process things. i am an INTROVERT!
it’s biological.
scientific!
it’s a fact. it’s actual. everything is satisfactual.
why do i have insomnia? sadfasche
i can’t believe that barenaked ladies came out with chickety china, like, twenty years ago! okay maybe not twenty but it’s been a long time. my daughter is hearing it for the first time now… but it came out when my son was the same age as she is now.
so mind-boggling.

like, how can one take oneself seriously when this is a mirror in thier front bathroom?









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