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I just realized I had a DUI back in 2014…
…As in Dial-Up Internet. [Yea, I’m a slow fossil.]
And, Gmail, did I Paypal for that major AOL.
I Kickstarter’d that MySpace to the curb like Rotten Tomatoes and said, “Ya-HOO-ooh-ooh! You’ve got to GoDaddy.”
[Considering how crappy dial-up became by 2014, I honestly think it should have been free, all of the time, for everyone, and not just a bunch of “free trials” that led to unhelpful, costly service. It could be the broadcast TV of the internet…if it was still even remotely tolerable. Does anyone still use dial-up? Remember the cyber-cafes of the early 2000s? I met quite a few cute Asian gals through those. Ah. Memories.]
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