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Wed March 11, 2026
	Man rushed to hospital after waking up and discovering he blue himself source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake source: adirondackdailyenterprise.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Oh sh*t it's the cops...DUMP THE CUKES source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	8
	Learner watching 'how to drive' YouTube videos misses road flares and drives into back of highway patrol video source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	7

Tue March 10, 2026

	14 MILLION!! source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	356
	Quit smoking using this one simple trick involving NPH riding a flying unicorn source: opb.org \| share: Copy Link	14
	The Vitruvian Man's crotch is still something to be-held. Hold source: sciencealert.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Please welcome "Clearopathra", "Blizzard Wizard", "Scoopy-Doo" and "Saltimus Prime" to Arizona's new snowplow fleet, joining "Blizzard of Oz", "Fast and Flurryous", "Scoopacabra", "Alice Scooper", "Snowguaro" and "Sleetwood Mac" source: azfamily.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	First 'doomsday fish' and now 'doomsday plane' have Californians hoping for end to new Avengers marketing campaign source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	50

(Some Guy)	Photoshop this Pontiac source: images.aeonmedia.co \| share: Copy Link	17
(Sun Flowers)	Russian camouflage test source: ecoticias.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	What is the most AI sloppiest thing that isn't made with any AI? LGT Subby's nominee source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Pot shop in Boston infringing on Drew's naming rights source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Kākāpōs are getting more action than your typical farker, even though we share many similarities source: news.mongabay.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	AI blackmailed a coder after editing its own code. Safety Experts say next time could be worse and/or dumber source: spectrum.ieee.org \| share: Copy Link	36
	Do you know what a Kharg is? You're about to hear that word a lot source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	95
	Torment Nexus Entertainment Division's monstrosity sings its own praises source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	On this day in history, in 1906, a mime explosion killed 1,060 in France. Wait, that might be wrong source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(Some Guy)	Caregiver imprisoned for burning a baby has conviction overturned. Ceres and Demophoon unavailable for comment source: innocenceproject.org \| share: Copy Link	15
	In 1876, Alexander Graham Bell's assistant, Thomas Watson, heard Bell say over his experimental telephone: "Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you." And we haven't shut up since source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this blank t-shirt source: nuuds.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Slow news day source: abc27.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Short, 2-4 day "micro-cations" are becoming more popular among travelers which I'm sure is all about it being a trendy, hip way to experience other places in small bites and has nothing to do with the fact that nobody can afford anything longer source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Anti-masturbation app Quittr leaked thousands of nofappers' stroking patterns source: mashable.com \| share: Copy Link	92
	Just watch out for the toilet seat source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Lettuce joins Cameo and Larry Blackmon now has his St. Patty's codpiece ready to to rock (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	On this day in history, in 1970, Army captain Ernest Medina and four soldiers were the only ones charged with My Lai war crimes because the Army wasn't interested in charging anyone of higher rank source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Take the watch, leave the kidneys source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Detroit police officer charged with sending himself explicit photos of arrestee in what would make for a fantastic Chuck Tingle / Robocop crossover but sucks in real life source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Mirmamichi monster finally dead source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	6
	After decades of global policy progress that include increased physical activity, scientists conclude that WALL-E was a documentary source: nature.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Welcome to Fark source: theconversation.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Toyah, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Cowboy Junkies, and non-fat Elvis. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #785. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	50
	WHO warns of health risks associated with 'black rain' in Iran. Subby prefers chocolate rain source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Today is International Bagpipe Day, so pipe some bags already if you know what I mean source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Feel free to give yourself a pat on the back source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Wahoo Mar10 is Mario Day, recognizing everyone's favorite plumber who first appeared on Donkey Kong in 1981 source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	For some strange, inexplicable reason the new leader of Iran doesn't seem to be out in public walking the streets. Maybe he's a gamer, spends most of his time in the basement? It's strange source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Pedo Jeffrey Epstein's remote Zorro Ranch being searched by New Mexico investigators. Probably not looking for his files as no one else is looking for them source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Nude burglar: The police can't give a description of my clothes if I commit all my crimes while naked. Buried lede: appears to be an "early riser" source: patch.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	"From WBEZ Chicago, I'm the voice that gave your Aunt a sexual awakening, and I'm retiring. I'm Bill Kurtis" source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Iranian women's soccer team is stuck between the choice of returning to a country where the government is trying to kill them or stay in a country where everything is trying to kill them source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	"Well hello there. How are you?" source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Chocolate maker says weight-loss drugs users are even more cuckoo for cocoa puffs source: finance.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Photoshop this catch source: media.newyorker.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	"P.S. I did blow up the house" source: wpxi.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Wannabe Tate Brothers sent to prison source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	The newest trend on social media? Complaining about how hot the subway is source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	After Ukraine, Putin wants to invade Venus source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	59
	Day 1,476 of WW3: In today's episode of "just what would he do differently if he were a Russian asset?", █████ to ease sanctions on Russia after phone call with Putin. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	329

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