melkat.lol

pokemon bank is a consumer electronic service, not a bank. banking services provided by bill's pc llc.

i’d give you five bags of popcorn and that is why you are tonight’s popcorn classic

the worst part of posting jokes online is the replies. they’re always saying “stop” and “you’re not funny, you’re just annoying”

wives of rockstar? more like wives of indie game devs amirite

what is more specific: saying you are from los angeles or making a vague waving gesture?

tim schafer is hunter schafer's dad

dear mister government, i heard slack was woke, can you ban it too?

i should start throwing huge events to announce when i have no plans or ideas

they like to say house of leaves can’t be an ebook because of how it’s written. these people have never seen a tech company’s codebase.

when i discovered the rfid sticker on my copy of House of Leaves, i had to ask myself if it was part of the book or if it was from the bookstore

just wait until Ryu Ga Gotoku finds out snoop does drugs

i'd rather make my little pony part of my identity than any part of this AI shit

anyone know a good innit to y'all translator?

you cannot underestimate how much damage spacex has done to interest in space. even more impressive is how they took the excitement out of explosions.

wow, musical keyboards have gotten so light. there really has never been a better time to have a piano dropped on you.