Knows things… But apparently not how to spell whiskey.
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Graham Hoefer
@greydnls
Snarktopus. Trans. Dad. Expect mostly puns. 👨👦👦+👧 🐶🚴🎨🏳️🌈 (he/him/his)
- Relatable.If me and my bd break up I’m gone turn into a stud so his potnas can tell him his baby daddy looking for him
- @ieatkillerbees: when I die I want you to take my skin and tan it — My kid: tan it? 🤔 Sam: yeah, like make it into leather Kid: oh! I thought you meant so people wouldn’t know you’re so white. Sam: 😐💀☠️😵
- This is really poor UX. I clicked on the “notifications” tab try and this is what I’m shown. My immediate response? “Are you out of your Fucking mind?” I had to read it three times before I understood that they’re just making a special place see mentions from verified accounts.
- I unlocked $30 Rush tickets for The Sign in Sidney Brustein’s Window on @TodayTix! todaytix.com/nyc/shows/2655…
